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Re: One Big Dysfunctional Family!

Post by VIII Redeta on Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:46 pm

Xenosaga wrote:I'm actually a little tempted to kill someone, just because.

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I'll help you, love~

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Re: One Big Dysfunctional Family!

Post by Masquerade on Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:50 pm

Durn, try adding something more....Masqueradian??

Bob wandered down the lonely alley under the fierce gaze of the ethereal moon. The city was deathly quiet and not many a person partook in a delightful stroll at this time of night. Slowing his pace, Bob glanced suspiciously at the shadows.

There was a rustling from farther back in the alleyway--the dead end.

With a loud screech unbeknownst to Bob's ears, something pounced from afar and pinned him to the ground. Terror wrought the very tears from his eyes and stained his cheeks with anguished salinity. His vision, already blurred, now became completely obstructed by a blindfold. He felt pressure lifted from his back, only to have something crush down onto it--a foot. Not knowing what was coming next, Bob just thought and thought--about his family, his friends, his life.....and then nothing. The killer brought down a sledgehammer with Bob's head as the target. A mixture of squishing and cracking permeated the air and echoed sickeningly against the walls of the encroaching buildings. Brain matter splattered against the pavement and skull fragments skitted down the alleyway in a freeing waltz.

That's a murder scene, Durn~ ^ ^

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Re: One Big Dysfunctional Family!

Post by Xenosaga on Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:51 pm

Hey, I wanna do one too!

Just let me think of one first. . . . .

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Re: One Big Dysfunctional Family!

Post by Kurio on Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:55 pm

Never mind that...MAID! Bring me a bag of catnip...XD

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Re: One Big Dysfunctional Family!

Post by Durn on Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:55 pm

Masquerade wrote:Durn, try adding something more....Masqueradian??

Bob wandered down the lonely alley under the fierce gaze of the ethereal moon. The city was deathly quiet and not many a person partook in a delightful stroll at this time of night. Slowing his pace, Bob glanced suspiciously at the shadows.

There was a rustling from farther back in the alleyway--the dead end.

With a loud screech unbeknownst to Bob's ears, something pounced from afar and pinned him to the ground. Terror wrought the very tears from his eyes and stained his cheeks with anguished salinity. His vision, already blurred, now became completely obstructed by a blindfold. He felt pressure lifted from his back, only to have something crush down onto it--a foot. Not knowing what was coming next, Bob just thought and thought--about his family, his friends, his life.....and then nothing. The killer brought down a sledgehammer with Bob's head as the target. A mixture of squishing and cracking permeated the air and echoed sickeningly against the walls of the encroaching buildings. Brain matter splattered against the pavement and skull fragments skitted down the alleyway in a freeing waltz.

That's a murder scene, Durn~ ^ ^

Watch Umineko no Naku Koro ni, it will give you a plethora of lovely murder thoughts. :3

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Re: One Big Dysfunctional Family!

Post by Xenosaga on Thu Nov 12, 2009 7:00 pm

Catnip?

Yes sir! Before I go to retrieve your order, please specify which type of catnip you want and how much of it you wish to have.

Looks like I'll have to put off that murder scene until I finish my duties.

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Re: One Big Dysfunctional Family!

Post by Cerani on Thu Nov 12, 2009 7:02 pm

ACCEPTABLE!

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Re: One Big Dysfunctional Family!

Post by VIII Redeta on Thu Nov 12, 2009 7:05 pm

Duke Robert Highlander, Bob to his friends, was a man of few words. He ruled with an iron fist and offered no mercy to friend or foe alike. It mattered little who had wronged him, for he had a penchant for toying with his victims before killing them, twisted sadist that he was. As of late, the duke had been most troubled by the fervor with which a young man proclaimed the duke's reign a tyrannical sham. Such insolence could not be allowed to continue, and he sent off an entire platoon to silence the lad.

Now you must be thinking that this bloody tale ends with the triumphant success of a brave soul's cry for true justice. You are wrong.

The knights knocked the boy off his high horse - rather, his wooden crate - and drew their blades. They encircled him, raised their arms, and in rapid succession, swords fell one by one. Blood flew into the air and splattered across a silver helm. A crimson design trickled down the metal armor and painted the ground a rich hue. Screams could be heard from as far as the duke's estate.

Bob was most pleased.

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Re: One Big Dysfunctional Family!

Post by Kurio on Thu Nov 12, 2009 7:32 pm

Xenosaga wrote:Catnip?

Yes sir! Before I go to retrieve your order, please specify which type of catnip you want and how much of it you wish to have.

Looks like I'll have to put off that murder scene until I finish my duties.
...cut the questions...just get me catnip! And use this sack...
*throws cloth sack onto Xenosaga's head*
I'm mean...>:3

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Re: One Big Dysfunctional Family!

Post by Xenosaga on Thu Nov 12, 2009 7:59 pm

Understood. However, I will not be held accountable for choosing and buying the wrong type of catnip. With that note, wish me luck.

-picks up sack and walks out into the light-

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Re: One Big Dysfunctional Family!

Post by Kurio on Thu Nov 12, 2009 8:02 pm

This isn't as fun when the one being ordered around has a positive attitude about it...>.>

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Re: One Big Dysfunctional Family!

Post by Obli on Fri Nov 13, 2009 8:48 am

ALL RIGHT! I'm the new addition to the family! CC's brother and lab partner, Obli!!! *looks around* I'm gonna go set up my lab in the basement.

*Opens basement door and steps through*

Where are the lights? Oh god!!!

*trips and falls, crashing down to the basement*

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Oh! I found them! ..... Why the hell would someone put this at the BOTTOM of the stairs??

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Re: One Big Dysfunctional Family!

Post by GhidoraMaster on Fri Nov 13, 2009 10:19 am

I walk down and help him.

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Re: One Big Dysfunctional Family!

Post by DarkChibimon on Fri Nov 13, 2009 2:27 pm

I looked around outside of the house. "Is this the right place?" I thought to myself, taking out a piece of paper, looking at it for a few mins, before putting the paper away, grabbing my suitcase that has my weapons and armor and moves my duffel bag a bit that has my cloths, my Black and Blood red D3, my D-Tactor and Dark, a DarkChibimon and my digimon partner. I walked over to the front door and knock on it. "Is anyone home?" I asked, looking around.

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Re: One Big Dysfunctional Family!

Post by GhidoraMaster on Fri Nov 13, 2009 2:44 pm

I hear Ghidorah roar and I run to the door and Answer it.
"Hello?"I say looking around.

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Re: One Big Dysfunctional Family!

Post by Xenosaga on Fri Nov 13, 2009 3:50 pm

Hey, why wouldn't I be optimistic? I wanted the job after all.

By the way, here's your catnip! Enjoy!

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Re: One Big Dysfunctional Family!

Post by Azure on Fri Nov 13, 2009 4:31 pm

Catnip....I forgot what catnip does to cats...does it give them a buzz?

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Re: One Big Dysfunctional Family!

Post by Kurio on Fri Nov 13, 2009 4:35 pm

Hm...you're late! Kuori dun want catnip anymore...>.>
Now go get me food! Shrimp dumplings to be exact...

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Re: One Big Dysfunctional Family!

Post by DarkChibimon on Fri Nov 13, 2009 4:36 pm

I looked up at GhidoraMaster. "Hey...is this the right place?" I asked to GhidoraMaster, rubbing the side my neck.

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Re: One Big Dysfunctional Family!

Post by Azure on Fri Nov 13, 2009 5:21 pm

Shrimp? Well, I suppose if you're still taking requests, I'd like cooked lobster tails with garlic butter dipping sauce.

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Re: One Big Dysfunctional Family!

Post by Sargaras on Fri Nov 13, 2009 5:26 pm

-Looks up from paying the family's bills.- Oi! I'm the one paying here! Get me some raw steak, please.

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Re: One Big Dysfunctional Family!

Post by Azure on Fri Nov 13, 2009 5:29 pm

A dog is paying for everything? Amazing. Didn't know dogs could be paid...

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Re: One Big Dysfunctional Family!

Post by GhidoraMaster on Fri Nov 13, 2009 6:08 pm

"Yeah this is the place. Come in.*I say with a smile.

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Re: One Big Dysfunctional Family!

Post by DarkChibimon on Fri Nov 13, 2009 6:11 pm

I smiled, nodded my head. "Alright." I said as I walked in. Dark poked his head of out of my duffel bag, looking around. "Wow...nice place." Dark said, his voice is just like Mieu's voice from Tales of the Abyss.

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Re: One Big Dysfunctional Family!

Post by GhidoraMaster on Fri Nov 13, 2009 6:18 pm

"Who's that?" I say startled at the voice.

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