The Never-Ending Tale of Sebastian the Hero

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The Never-Ending Tale of Sebastian the Hero

Post by Durn on Thu Jul 18, 2013 1:22 am

Essentially, this will flow relatively similar to those old text-based adventure games we all know and love (or hate, or whatevs). First, I'll say something like this:

"Once upon a time, Sebastian stumbled upon a dungeon. First, he..."

Then I follow it up with three different options, like this.

"A) Entered the doorway to the left, which was covered in mysterious fluids of unknown origin.
B) Knocked on the steel vault to the right, which was slathered in viscous blood.
C) Sits down on the dungeon floor to eat his lunch."

It's the next poster's job to choose one of the three options, move Sebastian's story forward a little, and pose three more options for the next poster. Sebastian may stumble upon a bunch of scary monsters and have to battle them, negotiate peace with a bunch of ravenous gingerbread-people, or have to do whatever crazy shit y'all come up with. Sebastian's story never ends!


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Re: The Never-Ending Tale of Sebastian the Hero

Post by Durn on Thu Jul 18, 2013 1:22 am

Once upon a time, Sebastian stumbled upon a dungeon. First, he...

A) Entered the doorway to the left, which was covered in mysterious fluids of unknown origin.
B) Knocked on the steel vault to the right, which was slathered in viscous blood.
C) Sits down on the dungeon floor to eat his lunch.

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Re: The Never-Ending Tale of Sebastian the Hero

Post by Creame on Thu Jul 18, 2013 8:34 pm

... Sits down on the dungeon floor to eat his lunch.
As Sebastian bit into his sandwich, he was surprised to find that instead of bologna, the sandwich was actually filled with...

A. nails.
B. onions.
C. Lady Speed Stick.

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Re: The Never-Ending Tale of Sebastian the Hero

Post by Gist on Mon Jul 29, 2013 8:43 am

... lady Speed Stick.
As he rolled the incriminating chemical out of his mouth and under his arms, he begins to feel...

A) fabulous.
B) disgusting.
C) hungrier.

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Re: The Never-Ending Tale of Sebastian the Hero

Post by Allindur, the Lightfoot on Mon Aug 05, 2013 4:10 pm

...fabulous. The colour, the texture, the feel of the substance was so suave, it reminded him of his positively fabulous Cloak. His daydream of fabulous sandwichness is, however, interrupted by a frightening, ravenous...

A) Vorpal Bunny
B) Spaghetti Hydra
C) Headless Beholder

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Re: The Never-Ending Tale of Sebastian the Hero

Post by Gist on Wed Oct 02, 2013 8:56 pm

... Vorpal Bunny.

Moving towards the Bunny, Sebastian has no idea of what to do next? Should he poke it, should he run away, should he speak to it? Absolutely confounded, he stands up and...

A ) Charms it with a Lady Speek Stick sandwich
B ) Runs like hell
C ) Offers his hand in marriage

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