What is the user's avatar thinking/saying?

In a fail attempt to make the "game thread" somewhat alive and active again, I have decided to post a new game because the other ones keep dying. (D':)

So! This is the What Is The User's Avatar Thinking/Saying Game~!
How you play is simple. The person above you should have an avatar, right? Sometimes its a bit more interesting to give it a different caption, yeah? Here's an example:

Post 1:
First post.
User avatar:

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Post 2:
GIANT CUPCAKE OF DOOOOOM!!!
User avatar:

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Post 3:
Buy two emo grasses and get another for double the original amount! ;D
User avatar:

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Post 4:
What was that? I'm short? Yeah, keep talkin' and I'll rip your tongue off. :D

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Blah blah... You guys get the idea, right? Also, if you really want to, you can also comment on their signature. Just make sure to say that your comment is pointed towards the signature instead of the avatar. ;D So, get to commenting on my avatar(or signature) first. DO IT DO IT DO ITTTTT.

"Hey...*seductively with a hint of malice*"

Dang, Zeri, you get around fast. xD

"...Idiot says what?"

I know my way around the block. =3

@The first girl to the left in your siggie:
"Hey there big guy. I dare you to insult me again."

ahh, last night was wonderful!!
let's do it again sometime

"That`s..." *dramatic gust of wind* "...what she said."

"Lemme' Out! Lemme' Out! Lemme' Out! Lemme' Out!"

(guy on right): "Dude, if you don`t get your effing hand off of me RIGHT NOW..."

"I'm in a box, in a box, in a box. O, I'm in a box, in a box, in a box."

"Hey . . . there's lemon fudge cake on your cheek."

"HALLELUJAH!" Damn, this soprano is killing my jaws

"My collar's sexy, yeah? You know that's right."

"HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! NOT SO FUNNY WHEN WE GANG UP ON YOU, HUH?!?"

"I'm runnin'! I'm runnin'! I'm running--no wait. I'm jumpin'! I'm jumpin'! Wheeee!"

"just a small town girl, livin in a lonely world..."

"hmm....i am contemplating wheather or not to just kill you..."

"Are you dizzy yet? Huh, huh? How about now? Now? Now? How about now?"

"Seriously, don't fuck with me. It would be bad for your health."

"WHAT?!?!? THEY'RE CANCELLING DOCTOR WHO???" *screams and cries*

" . . . I see you." *chomp*

"The president is about to be shot and you all are sitting there drooling over a KITTEN?!? OH MY GORSH!!!"

"The hell?" .... *MUNCH* "Showed that mother fucker who's boss...> >"

"I will protect you...always..." "...Get the fuck off me."

"Hey, sexy...how you doin`? Why don`t you come on over here and check out my rippling muscles? Yeah, I`m a bad boy...you know you like that..."

"zzzzz...." ... "the hell?"... (waka waka waka...)