Vampires....

Seriously, ever since this god damn "Twilight" bullshit came out, all i've ever heard off a girl's lips is something ANYTHING about vampires! God dammit! Vampires are supposed to be scary beasts in the form of human sanguivores, not super sexy shitheads that jump around in trees! By now I'll probably just hang around the Rantings forum since I can vent so much rage at a given time anyway and besides, I just thought since our rants so far have all been about school issues I'd figure a vampiric issue would be good. so anyway, just now I heard on the news that they have removable vampire teeth that you can get at a dentist's office. Oh my god! Any more talk about vampires and you people will start hearing about a 16 year old male who killed dozens of people uncontrollably. Girls for one have become so far into vampires that they are beginning to ignore real human men. This is why alot of guys are going gay(in my opinion), because they ran out of freakin' options! There are no more women that even want them! All women I hang around ever do is worship some asshole named Edward! Who the fuck is Edward?! Edward Elric? That'd make sense since he's cool and one of my favorites! Gah! I hate it!

Then I heard f Twilight! Yes twilight. It used to be a special hour of day that I would so peacefully look forward to in admiration for its sheer beauty and simplicity. But then apparentally some bitch turned around and made it the title for some stupid trashy romance novel that I later learned was about a vampire named Edward and some emotionless and pathetic little bitch named Bella. I would've happily named my first daughter(if I were to have any wife in the future) Bella because it is such and exquiste and wonderful female name. But now I can't cause every woman I hang around with wants to BE Bella! Grrrr! So now, Edward as I've learned is some douchebag who steals women's hearts and this was further improved by some star named Robert something I don't care to explain the details and now he's popular among fangirls cause he played that vampire idiot! The reason I made this rant is because it's gotten me so annoyed and even my own MOTHER and GRANDMOTHER like this Edward douchebag! If I've offended anyone or broken any rules, I'd like to apologize because due to my sheer over-th-top explosive annoyance to this whole vampire thing, it's caused me to do this.

Not all girls are into Twilight. I, for one, don't understand the appeal of vampires. I'd much rather curl up with a being of my own species at night~

Hehehehe. Rants are fuuuuuunny.

I saw a motivational poster that said, "This is how Twilight Should've Ended", and Blade[yes, from the vampire hunter movies] was standing behind Edward and Bella...ah, well. It was funny.

Oh, and yes, I would've preferred the author hadn't used "Twilight" as the title for the book either. It gets a little annoying how much women talk about it, too...

Twilight makes me want to bash my head into a wall until it's a bloody pulp. That's not healthy.

I completely agree with you on that...I once went to an anime convention and found a T-shirt there with the words "Vampires don't sparkle" written on it...that was one of the best things I found at that convention...but I kind of miss the more, bloodthirsty vampires...now, with all this talk about Twilight, most people's veiwpoints of vampires is changing...>.>

Yeah....need to brainwash peoples with vampire slayer movies....like Blade.

That shirt is awesome, I must find one! ^^

Yeah whatever happened to the suave, sophisticated killer known as Dracula? I mean, that guy was the king man! Now's he's gotten pushed over by sparkly idiots.

Oh yes, I'd love to get that shirt that says "Vampires don't sparkle" so I can wear it in front of my mom and potentially piss her off.

Aura wrote:Yeah....need to brainwash peoples with vampire slayer movies....like Blade.

That shirt is awesome, I must find one! ^^

The sad part is, I didn't have enough money to buy it...I spent mst of my money on other anime collectables...that I can't even find anymore...>.>

That's a shame...oh well, it all depends on how awesome they were.

In the case of getting a t-shirt....I simply wish to make a politically-correct statement, that being that vampires do in fact NOT sparkle. I already know the reaction that follows. >.>

Aura wrote:That's a shame...oh well, it all depends on how awesome they were.

In the case of getting a t-shirt....I simply wish to make a politically-correct statement, that being that vampires do in fact NOT sparkle. I already know the reaction that follows. >.>

Yeah...I still had a little bit of money left...and I blew it all on Pocky...XD

Wait, vampires are dead right? Doesn't that make any Twilight fan who loves the vampries in the book a necrophiliac? Damn, that's a shame! XD

Eternal Doom wrote:Wait, vampires are dead right? Doesn't that make any Twilight fan who loves the vampries in the book a necrophiliac? Damn, that's a shame! XD

So true...I need to show this discussion to the girls in my English class...

Technically Doom, vampires were called the living dead by some cultures, as they technically had no souls, since they allegedly sold them for eternal life after being bitten.

I see your point.

You're talking about Twilight now?? That phase has long since passed at our school. Nobody talks about it anymore...and I couldn't be happier. ^ ^

Well, we're talking more about the problems with modern day vampires affecting today's already stupid society but if you wanna say it's Twilight, it's Twilight. But yeah, everyone has stopped talking about Twilight, now they're talking about New Moon.