What Did You Learn Today? :D

Today, I learned about 'chore-play'. XD

http://pagingdrgupta.blogs.cnn.com/2010/11/04/does-a-clean-kitchen-lead-to-more-sex-the-art-of-chore-play/

Today, I learned that you cannot use 'No No' in a sentence without making it sound at least a little dirty.

Today, I learned that wearing a collar while playing ping pong is very distracting, especially when the charms jingle.

I also learned that slamming into a wall due to being distracted by your collar is painful and embarassing.

Today, I learned that insomnia, while inspiring, isn't as fun as it seems.

Today, I learned that I have a tactile and oral fixation.

Today, I learned that people you thought were not complete idiots will indeed become complete idiots when presented with medical training tools of a CPR dummy, and inappropriate body parts (including, but not limited to, breasts, vagina (anus included), testicals, etc.).

I just feel bad for the apparently bisexual and transgender CPR dummy. He/she has no arms or legs to stop the horror he/she had to witness today.

Today, I learned that the girls who try to sing country music in the room next to mine are both loud and terrible singers.

I also learned that it makes me smile, now knowing that not everyone sings along to just rap or the Beetles.

Today, I learned that Facebook has an English (Pirate) setting. XD

Cerani Lieol wrote:Today, I learned that Facebook has an English (Pirate) setting. XD

^ That.

Today I learned that my pulse is abnormally strong, and that my heart skips beats. My Allied Health Sciences II teacher is forcing me to see the school nurse tomorrow. I may have a problem. >.<

Today, I learned that chocolate milk is not a good hair product. T-T

Today, I learned that I'm gay.

. . . Long story. ^.^;;

Today I learned that Emo Girl + Socially Awkward Guy = LOL

... xD

...today Windy learned that he's lonely without teh interwebz...ara...T.T

Today, I learned that one of my favorite people at work is intolerant to my puppy-ness. She called me disgusting. T-T

Today, I learned that when taking people's blood pressure, it is fun to pump the cuff up to the point where the person loses circulation to their hands.

Today I learned that if my brother makes another bitchy comment to me, I will smash his face into the space heater and leave it there for a good 5 minutes.

:3

Today, I learned that being sick sucks after not being sick for a long, long, long...long time.

Too bad I'm better now. ^.^

Today, I learned that you can develop an intolerance to food.

I have. Masq. and Cerani know I don't need this problem. *light breeze comes and blows SilentFox away*

Today, I learned that prosecuting women for doing illegal drugs during pregnancy is the same as prosecuting a man who smokes nicotine and gets a woman pregnant.

Where do we draw the line?

I know where.

Illegal drugs.

Drugs + pregnancy.

I'm Pro-Life, for those of you who do not know, so when I find out that women who are doing drugs during pregnancy are not being prosecuted, it makes me sick to my stomach. Sure, malnutrition is the leading cause of deaths in neonates, and women who are prosecuted while pregnant are sent to jail.

I have an easy solution.

Prosecute them AFTER the baby is born as healthy as it can be at that point.

Nicotine should be illegal in the first place, and alcohol doesn't really have much of an effect on the baby unless the mother is taking it during pregnancy.

Don't cross an Anti-Drug, Pro-Life, Taurus, college student with this argument. You won't win.

Today, I learned that being up at weird times of the day is not good for one's observational skills.

Today, I learned that some of the most racist people are fucking hilarious.

Today, I learned that reading Saya no Uta before bed isn't a great idea.

Well, I learned this last night, but whatever.

Today, I learned that I have a nightmare fetish.

....

What? I like horror...

Today, I learned that I hate making people feel anything but happy.

. . .

I could probably word that better, but I won't.