The Excuse Game

Kuori ate the fish already...^^;

Slap Via-kohai...~

But-but I like Via . . .


Someone bring me some COFFEE!

I forgot my gloves.

Someone should update Dreamer for me the next time I have to.

No, I do not have the permission to...

Can Someone give me my pepper spray?

Kuori's busy.

Count my fingers. 8D

I don't feel like it, there're too many.


Do the rest of my art homework.

Kuori drank all the paint. D:

Spin me around till I get dizzy.

I can do that later.


I ran out of paint. Buy me pencils.

Where is the question?

Can I cut off Zeri's Thumbs?

I have no answer to that.


But I do need pencils.

Kuori just has a pen...v.v

Punt a puppy...~

Question?

Would you take bits of string?

(Reference?)

No, but I would like some sausage.


Listen to Celldweller, now.

...lazyness strikes...>.>

And again, punt a puppy...~

@Silver: Doesn't have to be a question...it has to be a command...^^;

But puppies are too cute.


Kick a rainbow bunny.

But it's already dead.

Go kill Knight Mare.

He's already dead.


Give me my glasses.

I can't see them. 8D

Go climb a tree.

. . . I can't see the tree.


Please, kill the killer.

Kuori's killed too...>.<

Set fire to something...8D

I don't have any matches.


Help me remember all of characters so I can put them in my library.

I'd rather not.

Why?

Because that's the point of this game.

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Help me assassinate Obama.

I lost my gun. Dx

Help me conquer the world.

That's my job.

Help me slaughter already dead puppies.

But they're already dead! D:

I wanna cookie. Go bake me one.