It's....the snow...
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Kurio
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It's....the snow...
Now, now. I'm not the one who usually rants, and I love the snow dearly, but there's so much snow!
Some of you may be thinking, "Oh yeah, no shit Sherlock, it's Winter, so there will usually be snow." But I live in the Midwest and we got 12+ inches. And the wind is horrible! There's snowdrifts everywhere!
Here I was, all snuggled up in my new pajamas I got for Christmas, comfortably playing a game by the heater when me Mum tells me to get my ass outside and shovel snow. It's like, 20 degrees, the windchill is trifling but, I couldn't say no. She's expecting a baby, and I don't want her to be doing any strenuous labor, so I go out there without [much] protest. We were trying to dig her car out of the yard because it was frozen into the mud (We don't have a driveway). So, I dig out a nice, somewhat wide path leading out from the yard. A very tiring task, it is. I was a bit steamed about my brother, though. He just loves to be a bum/burden/annoying ass all the time. He sleeps till noon and doesn't bring his rosy ass outside, even though Mum told him to a long while after I got up. He finally comes outside, trying to play the "holier-than-thou" act. And in a voice sweet as sugar, dripping in honey, he says "Oh, it's okay. I can finish up here if you're tired." Dumbass, I just finished the whole damn thing myself...! I don't feel like beating the living snot outta this kid, seeing as I'm tired as hell, cold, and out of breath already. So I just say "I'm already finished", give him the shovel, and walk away. I'm able to turn back to my beloved games, but to my dismay, there is no more hot chocolate. My Mom finally got her friend to pull her out of the mud and into the street.
Alright, I'm done.
If you made it all the way down here, you deserve a cookie. Seriously. :> You didn't have to, but thanks for listening. <3
Some of you may be thinking, "Oh yeah, no shit Sherlock, it's Winter, so there will usually be snow." But I live in the Midwest and we got 12+ inches. And the wind is horrible! There's snowdrifts everywhere!
Here I was, all snuggled up in my new pajamas I got for Christmas, comfortably playing a game by the heater when me Mum tells me to get my ass outside and shovel snow. It's like, 20 degrees, the windchill is trifling but, I couldn't say no. She's expecting a baby, and I don't want her to be doing any strenuous labor, so I go out there without [much] protest. We were trying to dig her car out of the yard because it was frozen into the mud (We don't have a driveway). So, I dig out a nice, somewhat wide path leading out from the yard. A very tiring task, it is. I was a bit steamed about my brother, though. He just loves to be a bum/burden/annoying ass all the time. He sleeps till noon and doesn't bring his rosy ass outside, even though Mum told him to a long while after I got up. He finally comes outside, trying to play the "holier-than-thou" act. And in a voice sweet as sugar, dripping in honey, he says "Oh, it's okay. I can finish up here if you're tired." Dumbass, I just finished the whole damn thing myself...! I don't feel like beating the living snot outta this kid, seeing as I'm tired as hell, cold, and out of breath already. So I just say "I'm already finished", give him the shovel, and walk away. I'm able to turn back to my beloved games, but to my dismay, there is no more hot chocolate. My Mom finally got her friend to pull her out of the mud and into the street.
Alright, I'm done.
If you made it all the way down here, you deserve a cookie. Seriously. :> You didn't have to, but thanks for listening. <3
Creame- REM Dweller
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Re: It's....the snow...
I Love to shovel SNOW!!!
Via- Heavy Sleeper
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Re: It's....the snow...
Eww. Why?! After a while, your shoulders get all heavy and stiff. The snow in your shoes doesn't help, either.
Creame- REM Dweller
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Re: It's....the snow...
Shoveing snow...Kuori rarely does that since he sleeps in a lot so he dun have to...but yeah, shoveling snow really is a pain in the ass...>.>
Kurio- Masochistic Kitty Kat Maid
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Re: It's....the snow...
Well I used to live in NY long island and I thought it was fun cuz I used to make snowball forts and tunnels in the snow.. But now I live in Florida and it does not snow here and I miss snow ..it's what makes Christmas and winter well winter. It does not really feel like winter here cuz it's like only 60 degrees I want it to go below 0
Via- Heavy Sleeper
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Re: It's....the snow...
After a while of shoveling, your hands get so cold you probably won't be able to feel them or the shovel anymore.
I hate shoveling snow. >.>
I hate shoveling snow. >.>
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Re: It's....the snow...
I live in Texas, that means no snow shoveling for me. XD
But yeah, it sounds like it sucks. >>
But yeah, it sounds like it sucks. >>
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Re: It's....the snow...
It sounds fun to me..
Via- Heavy Sleeper
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Re: It's....the snow...
It doesent snow here either.. But I want it to!!!
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Re: It's....the snow...
It snows rarely... I remember a Blizzard when I was in second grade, we had to walk home from the entrance to our Neighborhood...
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