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Re: The never ending story.

Post by Durn on Thu Nov 05, 2009 8:17 pm

vampires

This sock smells. I smelled some dirty socks that had just been eaten. The socks of my mother remain unharmed from last night. Then, my aunt screamed bloody murder. The bear smelled almost like tempting cheese with a cherry waffle coconut. On Tuesday, there were horrifying zombies slaughtering children with hairdryers and ravenous waffles. It happened before Dave killed the cultists of Swedish Scientology back in Romania. During Wednesday, I destroyed electricity, just electricity. Next year, everything had children. Even the Knight Mare was owned, during his election. Unfortunately, Shadow died and imploded. Plattack died but died. A mother-of-five who skied in a Halloween parade ate ninety-two kids. This was dangerous, not as dangerous as last Halloween, when happy bunnies rampaged throughout the meadows. All of humanity will bow to everlasting, cool Durn. Yet Plattack resisted Durn with asparagus that exploded upon himself. The steampunk stripper ate some Plattack-limbs, but threw down a wrestler with great epicness.

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Re: The never ending story.

Post by Cerani on Thu Nov 05, 2009 8:22 pm

who

This sock smells. I smelled some dirty socks that had just been eaten. The socks of my mother remain unharmed from last night. Then, my aunt screamed bloody murder. The bear smelled almost like tempting cheese with a cherry waffle coconut. On Tuesday, there were horrifying zombies slaughtering children with hairdryers and ravenous waffles. It happened before Dave killed the cultists of Swedish Scientology back in Romania. During Wednesday, I destroyed electricity, just electricity. Next year, everything had children. Even the Knight Mare was owned, during his election. Unfortunately, Shadow died and imploded. Plattack died but died. A mother-of-five who skied in a Halloween parade ate ninety-two kids. This was dangerous, not as dangerous as last Halloween, when happy bunnies rampaged throughout the meadows. All of humanity will bow to everlasting, cool Durn. Yet Plattack resisted Durn with asparagus that exploded upon himself. The steampunk stripper ate some Plattack-limbs, but threw down a wrestler with great epicness.

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Re: The never ending story.

Post by Masquerade on Thu Nov 05, 2009 9:25 pm

feast

This sock smells. I smelled some dirty socks that had just been eaten. The socks of my mother remain unharmed from last night. Then, my aunt screamed bloody murder. The bear smelled almost like tempting cheese with a cherry waffle coconut. On Tuesday, there were horrifying zombies slaughtering children with hairdryers and ravenous waffles. It happened before Dave killed the cultists of Swedish Scientology back in Romania. During Wednesday, I destroyed electricity, just electricity. Next year, everything had children. Even the Knight Mare was owned, during his election. Unfortunately, Shadow died and imploded. Plattack died but died. A mother-of-five who skied in a Halloween parade ate ninety-two kids. This was dangerous, not as dangerous as last Halloween, when happy bunnies rampaged throughout the meadows. All of humanity will bow to everlasting, cool Durn. Yet Plattack resisted Durn with asparagus that exploded upon himself. The steampunk stripper ate some Plattack-limbs, but threw down a wrestler with great epicness.

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Re: The never ending story.

Post by Durn on Thu Nov 05, 2009 9:39 pm

on

This sock smells. I smelled some dirty socks that had just been eaten. The socks of my mother remain unharmed from last night. Then, my aunt screamed bloody murder. The bear smelled almost like tempting cheese with a cherry waffle coconut. On Tuesday, there were horrifying zombies slaughtering children with hairdryers and ravenous waffles. It happened before Dave killed the cultists of Swedish Scientology back in Romania. During Wednesday, I destroyed electricity, just electricity. Next year, everything had children. Even the Knight Mare was owned, during his election. Unfortunately, Shadow died and imploded. Plattack died but died. A mother-of-five who skied in a Halloween parade ate ninety-two kids. This was dangerous, not as dangerous as last Halloween, when happy bunnies rampaged throughout the meadows. All of humanity will bow to everlasting, cool Durn. Yet Plattack resisted Durn with asparagus that exploded upon himself. The steampunk stripper ate some Plattack-limbs, but threw down a wrestler with great epicness.

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Re: The never ending story.

Post by Masquerade on Thu Nov 05, 2009 10:34 pm

repugnant

This sock smells. I smelled some dirty socks that had just been eaten. The socks of my mother remain unharmed from last night. Then, my aunt screamed bloody murder. The bear smelled almost like tempting cheese with a cherry waffle coconut. On Tuesday, there were horrifying zombies slaughtering children with hairdryers and ravenous waffles. It happened before Dave killed the cultists of Swedish Scientology back in Romania. During Wednesday, I destroyed electricity, just electricity. Next year, everything had children. Even the Knight Mare was owned, during his election. Unfortunately, Shadow died and imploded. Plattack died but died. A mother-of-five who skied in a Halloween parade ate ninety-two kids. This was dangerous, not as dangerous as last Halloween, when happy bunnies rampaged throughout the meadows. All of humanity will bow to everlasting, cool Durn. Yet Plattack resisted Durn with asparagus that exploded upon himself. The steampunk stripper ate some Plattack-limbs, but threw down a wrestler with great epicness.

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Re: The never ending story.

Post by Shadow on Fri Nov 06, 2009 4:12 am

noobs

This sock smells. I smelled some dirty socks that had just been eaten. The socks of my mother remain unharmed from last night. Then, my aunt screamed bloody murder. The bear smelled almost like tempting cheese with a cherry waffle coconut. On Tuesday, there were horrifying zombies slaughtering children with hairdryers and ravenous waffles. It happened before Dave killed the cultists of Swedish Scientology back in Romania. During Wednesday, I destroyed electricity, just electricity. Next year, everything had children. Even the Knight Mare was owned, during his election. Unfortunately, Shadow died and imploded. Plattack died but died. A mother-of-five who skied in a Halloween parade ate ninety-two kids. This was dangerous, not as dangerous as last Halloween, when happy bunnies rampaged throughout the meadows. All of humanity will bow to everlasting, cool Durn. Yet Plattack resisted Durn with asparagus that exploded upon himself. The steampunk stripper ate some Plattack-limbs, but threw down a wrestler with great epicness.

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Re: The never ending story.

Post by Masquerade on Fri Nov 06, 2009 6:59 am

that

This sock smells. I smelled some dirty socks that had just been eaten. The socks of my mother remain unharmed from last night. Then, my aunt screamed bloody murder. The bear smelled almost like tempting cheese with a cherry waffle coconut. On Tuesday, there were horrifying zombies slaughtering children with hairdryers and ravenous waffles. It happened before Dave killed the cultists of Swedish Scientology back in Romania. During Wednesday, I destroyed electricity, just electricity. Next year, everything had children. Even the Knight Mare was owned, during his election. Unfortunately, Shadow died and imploded. Plattack died but died. A mother-of-five who skied in a Halloween parade ate ninety-two kids. This was dangerous, not as dangerous as last Halloween, when happy bunnies rampaged throughout the meadows. All of humanity will bow to everlasting, cool Durn. Yet Plattack resisted Durn with asparagus that exploded upon himself. The steampunk stripper ate some Plattack-limbs, but threw down a wrestler with great epicness.

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Re: The never ending story.

Post by Durn on Fri Nov 06, 2009 3:06 pm

often

This sock smells. I smelled some dirty socks that had just been eaten. The socks of my mother
remain unharmed from last night. Then, my aunt screamed bloody murder. The bear smelled almost like tempting cheese with a cherry waffle coconut. On Tuesday, there were horrifying zombies slaughtering children with hairdryers and ravenous waffles. It happened before Dave killed the cultists of Swedish Scientology back in Romania. During Wednesday, I destroyed electricity, just electricity. Next year, everything had children. Even the Knight Mare was owned, during his election. Unfortunately, Shadow died and imploded. Plattack died but died. A mother-of-five who skied in a Halloween parade ate ninety-two kids. This was dangerous, not as dangerous as last Halloween, when happy bunnies rampaged throughout the meadows. All of humanity will bow to everlasting, cool Durn. Yet Plattack resisted Durn with asparagus that exploded upon himself. The steampunk stripper ate some Plattack-limbs, but threw down a wrestler with great epicness.

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Re: The never ending story.

Post by Obli on Fri Nov 06, 2009 4:21 pm

procasturbate. Definition of procasturbate here! XD

This sock smells. I smelled some dirty socks that had just been eaten. The socks of my mother
remain unharmed from last night. Then, my aunt screamed bloody murder. The bear smelled almost like tempting cheese with a cherry waffle coconut. On Tuesday, there were horrifying zombies slaughtering children with hairdryers and ravenous waffles. It happened before Dave killed the cultists of Swedish Scientology back in Romania. During Wednesday, I destroyed electricity, just electricity. Next year, everything had children. Even the Knight Mare was owned, during his election. Unfortunately, Shadow died and imploded. Plattack died but died. A mother-of-five who skied in a Halloween parade ate ninety-two kids. This was dangerous, not as dangerous as last Halloween, when happy bunnies rampaged throughout the meadows. All of humanity will bow to everlasting, cool Durn. Yet Plattack resisted Durn with asparagus that exploded upon himself. The steampunk stripper ate some Plattack-limbs, but threw down a wrestler with great epicness.

Of chicken, we trust. However, turkeys aren't revered but mutilated. Chefs like Seymour tend to slaughter tiny vampires who feast on repugnant noobs that often procrasturbate.

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Re: The never ending story.

Post by Masquerade on Fri Nov 06, 2009 7:37 pm

Fearful

This sock smells. I smelled some dirty socks that had just been eaten. The socks of my mother
remain unharmed from last night. Then, my aunt screamed bloody murder. The bear smelled almost like tempting cheese with a cherry waffle coconut. On Tuesday, there were horrifying zombies slaughtering children with hairdryers and ravenous waffles. It happened before Dave killed the cultists of Swedish Scientology back in Romania. During Wednesday, I destroyed electricity, just electricity. Next year, everything had children. Even the Knight Mare was owned, during his election. Unfortunately, Shadow died and imploded. Plattack died but died. A mother-of-five who skied in a Halloween parade ate ninety-two kids. This was dangerous, not as dangerous as last Halloween, when happy bunnies rampaged throughout the meadows. All of humanity will bow to everlasting, cool Durn. Yet Plattack resisted Durn with asparagus that exploded upon himself. The steampunk stripper ate some Plattack-limbs, but threw down a wrestler with great epicness.

Of chicken, we trust. However, turkeys aren't revered but mutilated. Chefs like Seymour tend to slaughter tiny vampires who feast on repugnant noobs that often procrasturbate. Fearful

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Re: The never ending story.

Post by Sargaras on Sun Nov 08, 2009 12:19 am

I came out of noowhere, Sword in hand. BOOM! Durn, dead. BOOM! Everyone but me, dead. It was surounded by bloody corpses and ran in circles, lapping up the blood. Just then, 40 Kittens come out of nowhere and maul me, leaving me on the brink of death. I take this as a sign and use Masq's stolen Necromancy power to bring everyone back to life!

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Re: The never ending story.

Post by Durn on Sun Nov 08, 2009 12:35 am

kittens

This sock smells. I smelled some dirty socks that had just been eaten. The socks of my mother remain unharmed from last night. Then, my aunt screamed bloody murder. The bear smelled almost like tempting cheese with a cherry waffle coconut. On Tuesday, there were horrifying zombies slaughtering children with hairdryers and ravenous waffles. It happened before Dave killed the cultists of Swedish Scientology back in Romania. During Wednesday, I destroyed electricity, just electricity. Next year, everything had children. Even the Knight Mare was owned, during his election. Unfortunately, Shadow died and imploded. Plattack died but died. A mother-of-five who skied in a Halloween parade ate ninety-two kids. This was dangerous, not as dangerous as last Halloween, when happy bunnies rampaged throughout the meadows. All of humanity will bow to everlasting, cool Durn. Yet Plattack resisted Durn with asparagus that exploded upon himself. The steampunk stripper ate some Plattack-limbs, but threw down a wrestler with great epicness.

Of chicken, we trust. However, turkeys aren't revered but mutilated. Chefs like Seymour tend to slaughter tiny vampires who feast on repugnant noobs that often procrasturbate. Fearful kittens

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Re: The never ending story.

Post by Obli on Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:41 am

lash

This sock smells. I smelled some dirty socks that had just been eaten. The socks of my mother remain unharmed from last night. Then, my aunt screamed bloody murder. The bear smelled almost like tempting cheese with a cherry waffle coconut. On Tuesday, there were horrifying zombies slaughtering children with hairdryers and ravenous waffles. It happened before Dave killed the cultists of Swedish Scientology back in Romania. During Wednesday, I destroyed electricity, just electricity. Next year, everything had children. Even the Knight Mare was owned, during his election. Unfortunately, Shadow died and imploded. Plattack died but died. A mother-of-five who skied in a Halloween parade ate ninety-two kids. This was dangerous, not as dangerous as last Halloween, when happy bunnies rampaged throughout the meadows. All of humanity will bow to everlasting, cool Durn. Yet Plattack resisted Durn with asparagus that exploded upon himself. The steampunk stripper ate some Plattack-limbs, but threw down a wrestler with great epicness.

Of chicken, we trust. However, turkeys aren't revered but mutilated. Chefs like Seymour tend to slaughter tiny vampires who feast on repugnant noobs that often procrasturbate. Fearful kittens lash

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Re: The never ending story.

Post by Masquerade on Sun Nov 08, 2009 12:40 pm

mercilessly

This sock smells. I smelled some dirty socks that had just been eaten. The socks of my mother remain unharmed from last night. Then, my aunt screamed bloody murder. The bear smelled almost like tempting cheese with a cherry waffle coconut. On Tuesday, there were horrifying zombies slaughtering children with hairdryers and ravenous waffles. It happened before Dave killed the cultists of Swedish Scientology back in Romania. During Wednesday, I destroyed electricity, just electricity. Next year, everything had children. Even the Knight Mare was owned, during his election. Unfortunately, Shadow died and imploded. Plattack died but died. A mother-of-five who skied in a Halloween parade ate ninety-two kids. This was dangerous, not as dangerous as last Halloween, when happy bunnies rampaged throughout the meadows. All of humanity will bow to everlasting, cool Durn. Yet Plattack resisted Durn with asparagus that exploded upon himself. The steampunk stripper ate some Plattack-limbs, but threw down a wrestler with great epicness.

Of chicken, we trust. However, turkeys aren't revered but mutilated. Chefs like Seymour tend to slaughter tiny vampires who feast on repugnant noobs that often procrasturbate. Fearful kittens lash mercilessly

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Re: The never ending story.

Post by Durn on Sun Nov 08, 2009 3:41 pm

at

This sock smells. I smelled some dirty socks that had just been eaten. The socks of my mother remain unharmed from last night. Then, my aunt screamed bloody murder. The bear smelled almost like tempting cheese with a cherry waffle coconut. On Tuesday, there were horrifying zombies slaughtering children with hairdryers and ravenous waffles. It happened before Dave killed the cultists of Swedish Scientology back in Romania. During Wednesday, I destroyed electricity, just electricity. Next year, everything had children. Even the Knight Mare was owned, during his election. Unfortunately, Shadow died and imploded. Plattack died but died. A mother-of-five who skied in a Halloween parade ate ninety-two kids. This was dangerous, not as dangerous as last Halloween, when happy bunnies rampaged throughout the meadows. All of humanity will bow to everlasting, cool Durn. Yet Plattack resisted Durn with asparagus that exploded upon himself. The steampunk stripper ate some Plattack-limbs, but threw down a wrestler with great epicness.

Of chicken, we trust. However, turkeys aren't revered but mutilated. Chefs like Seymour tend to slaughter tiny vampires who feast on repugnant noobs that often procrasturbate. Fearful kittens lash mercilessly at

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Re: The never ending story.

Post by Obli on Mon Nov 09, 2009 8:47 am

pregnant

This sock smells. I smelled some dirty socks that had just been eaten. The socks of my mother remain unharmed from last night. Then, my aunt screamed bloody murder. The bear smelled almost like tempting cheese with a cherry waffle coconut. On Tuesday, there were horrifying zombies slaughtering children with hairdryers and ravenous waffles. It happened before Dave killed the cultists of Swedish Scientology back in Romania. During Wednesday, I destroyed electricity, just electricity. Next year, everything had children. Even the Knight Mare was owned, during his election. Unfortunately, Shadow died and imploded. Plattack died but died. A mother-of-five who skied in a Halloween parade ate ninety-two kids. This was dangerous, not as dangerous as last Halloween, when happy bunnies rampaged throughout the meadows. All of humanity will bow to everlasting, cool Durn. Yet Plattack resisted Durn with asparagus that exploded upon himself. The steampunk stripper ate some Plattack-limbs, but threw down a wrestler with great epicness.

Of chicken, we trust. However, turkeys aren't revered but mutilated. Chefs like Seymour tend to slaughter tiny vampires who feast on repugnant noobs that often procrasturbate. Fearful kittens lash mercilessly at pregnant

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Re: The never ending story.

Post by Masquerade on Mon Nov 09, 2009 9:29 am

unwed

This sock smells. I smelled some dirty socks that had just been eaten. The socks of my mother remain unharmed from last night. Then, my aunt screamed bloody murder. The bear smelled almost like tempting cheese with a cherry waffle coconut. On Tuesday, there were horrifying zombies slaughtering children with hairdryers and ravenous waffles. It happened before Dave killed the cultists of Swedish Scientology back in Romania. During Wednesday, I destroyed electricity, just electricity. Next year, everything had children. Even the Knight Mare was owned, during his election. Unfortunately, Shadow died and imploded. Plattack died but died. A mother-of-five who skied in a Halloween parade ate ninety-two kids. This was dangerous, not as dangerous as last Halloween, when happy bunnies rampaged throughout the meadows. All of humanity will bow to everlasting, cool Durn. Yet Plattack resisted Durn with asparagus that exploded upon himself. The steampunk stripper ate some Plattack-limbs, but threw down a wrestler with great epicness.

Of chicken, we trust. However, turkeys aren't revered but mutilated. Chefs like Seymour tend to slaughter tiny vampires who feast on repugnant noobs that often procrasturbate. Fearful kittens lash mercilessly at pregnant unwed

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Re: The never ending story.

Post by Obli on Mon Nov 09, 2009 9:33 am

teenage

This sock smells. I smelled some dirty socks that had just been eaten. The socks of my mother remain unharmed from last night. Then, my aunt screamed bloody murder. The bear smelled almost like tempting cheese with a cherry waffle coconut. On Tuesday, there were horrifying zombies slaughtering children with hairdryers and ravenous waffles. It happened before Dave killed the cultists of Swedish Scientology back in Romania. During Wednesday, I destroyed electricity, just electricity. Next year, everything had children. Even the Knight Mare was owned, during his election. Unfortunately, Shadow died and imploded. Plattack died but died. A mother-of-five who skied in a Halloween parade ate ninety-two kids. This was dangerous, not as dangerous as last Halloween, when happy bunnies rampaged throughout the meadows. All of humanity will bow to everlasting, cool Durn. Yet Plattack resisted Durn with asparagus that exploded upon himself. The steampunk stripper ate some Plattack-limbs, but threw down a wrestler with great epicness.

Of chicken, we trust. However, turkeys aren't revered but mutilated. Chefs like Seymour tend to slaughter tiny vampires who feast on repugnant noobs that often procrasturbate. Fearful kittens lash mercilessly at pregnant unwed teenage

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Re: The never ending story.

Post by Masquerade on Mon Nov 09, 2009 9:45 am

mothers

This sock smells. I smelled some dirty socks that had just been eaten. The socks of my mother remain unharmed from last night. Then, my aunt screamed bloody murder. The bear smelled almost like tempting cheese with a cherry waffle coconut. On Tuesday, there were horrifying zombies slaughtering children with hairdryers and ravenous waffles. It happened before Dave killed the cultists of Swedish Scientology back in Romania. During Wednesday, I destroyed electricity, just electricity. Next year, everything had children. Even the Knight Mare was owned, during his election. Unfortunately, Shadow died and imploded. Plattack died but died. A mother-of-five who skied in a Halloween parade ate ninety-two kids. This was dangerous, not as dangerous as last Halloween, when happy bunnies rampaged throughout the meadows. All of humanity will bow to everlasting, cool Durn. Yet Plattack resisted Durn with asparagus that exploded upon himself. The steampunk stripper ate some Plattack-limbs, but threw down a wrestler with great epicness.

Of chicken, we trust. However, turkeys aren't revered but mutilated. Chefs like Seymour tend to slaughter tiny vampires who feast on repugnant noobs that often procrasturbate. Fearful kittens lash mercilessly at pregnant unwed teenage mothers.

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Re: The never ending story.

Post by Durn on Mon Nov 09, 2009 1:22 pm

Later,

This sock smells. I smelled some dirty socks that had just been eaten. The socks of my mother remain unharmed from last night. Then, my aunt screamed bloody murder. The bear smelled almost like tempting cheese with a cherry waffle coconut. On Tuesday, there were horrifying zombies slaughtering children with hairdryers and ravenous waffles. It happened before Dave killed the cultists of Swedish Scientology back in Romania. During Wednesday, I destroyed electricity, just electricity. Next year, everything had children. Even the Knight Mare was owned, during his election. Unfortunately, Shadow died and imploded. Plattack died but died. A mother-of-five who skied in a Halloween parade ate ninety-two kids. This was dangerous, not as dangerous as last Halloween, when happy bunnies rampaged throughout the meadows. All of humanity will bow to everlasting, cool Durn. Yet Plattack resisted Durn with asparagus that exploded upon himself. The steampunk stripper ate some Plattack-limbs, but threw down a wrestler with great epicness.

Of chicken, we trust. However, turkeys aren't revered but mutilated. Chefs like Seymour tend to slaughter tiny vampires who feast on repugnant noobs that often procrasturbate. Fearful kittens lash mercilessly at pregnant unwed teenage mothers. Later,

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Re: The never ending story.

Post by Masquerade on Mon Nov 09, 2009 5:05 pm

unfortunate

This sock smells. I smelled some dirty socks that had just been eaten. The socks of my mother remain unharmed from last night. Then, my aunt screamed bloody murder. The bear smelled almost like tempting cheese with a cherry waffle coconut. On Tuesday, there were horrifying zombies slaughtering children with hairdryers and ravenous waffles. It happened before Dave killed the cultists of Swedish Scientology back in Romania. During Wednesday, I destroyed electricity, just electricity. Next year, everything had children. Even the Knight Mare was owned, during his election. Unfortunately, Shadow died and imploded. Plattack died but died. A mother-of-five who skied in a Halloween parade ate ninety-two kids. This was dangerous, not as dangerous as last Halloween, when happy bunnies rampaged throughout the meadows. All of humanity will bow to everlasting, cool Durn. Yet Plattack resisted Durn with asparagus that exploded upon himself. The steampunk stripper ate some Plattack-limbs, but threw down a wrestler with great epicness.

Of chicken, we trust. However, turkeys aren't revered but mutilated. Chefs like Seymour tend to slaughter tiny vampires who feast on repugnant noobs that often procrasturbate. Fearful kittens lash mercilessly at pregnant unwed teenage mothers. Later, unfortunate

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Re: The never ending story.

Post by Durn on Mon Nov 09, 2009 5:18 pm

events

This sock smells. I smelled some dirty socks that had just been eaten. The socks of my mother remain unharmed from last night. Then, my aunt screamed bloody murder. The bear smelled almost like tempting cheese with a cherry waffle coconut. On Tuesday, there were horrifying zombies slaughtering children with hairdryers and ravenous waffles. It happened before Dave killed the cultists of Swedish Scientology back in Romania. During Wednesday, I destroyed electricity, just electricity. Next year, everything had children. Even the Knight Mare was owned, during his election. Unfortunately, Shadow died and imploded. Plattack died but died. A mother-of-five who skied in a Halloween parade ate ninety-two kids. This was dangerous, not as dangerous as last Halloween, when happy bunnies rampaged throughout the meadows. All of humanity will bow to everlasting, cool Durn. Yet Plattack resisted Durn with asparagus that exploded upon himself. The steampunk stripper ate some Plattack-limbs, but threw down a wrestler with great epicness.

Of chicken, we trust. However, turkeys aren't revered but mutilated. Chefs like Seymour tend to slaughter tiny vampires who feast on repugnant noobs that often procrasturbate. Fearful kittens lash mercilessly at pregnant unwed teenage mothers. Later, unfortunate events

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Re: The never ending story.

Post by Masquerade on Tue Nov 10, 2009 7:56 am

occurred

This sock smells. I smelled some dirty socks that had just been eaten. The socks of my mother remain unharmed from last night. Then, my aunt screamed bloody murder. The bear smelled almost like tempting cheese with a cherry waffle coconut. On Tuesday, there were horrifying zombies slaughtering children with hairdryers and ravenous waffles. It happened before Dave killed the cultists of Swedish Scientology back in Romania. During Wednesday, I destroyed electricity, just electricity. Next year, everything had children. Even the Knight Mare was owned, during his election. Unfortunately, Shadow died and imploded. Plattack died but died. A mother-of-five who skied in a Halloween parade ate ninety-two kids. This was dangerous, not as dangerous as last Halloween, when happy bunnies rampaged throughout the meadows. All of humanity will bow to everlasting, cool Durn. Yet Plattack resisted Durn with asparagus that exploded upon himself. The steampunk stripper ate some Plattack-limbs, but threw down a wrestler with great epicness.

Of chicken, we trust. However, turkeys aren't revered but mutilated. Chefs like Seymour tend to slaughter tiny vampires who feast on repugnant noobs that often procrasturbate. Fearful kittens lash mercilessly at pregnant unwed teenage mothers. Later, unfortunate events occurred

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Re: The never ending story.

Post by Obli on Tue Nov 10, 2009 8:06 am

because

This sock smells. I smelled some dirty socks that had just been eaten. The socks of my mother remain unharmed from last night. Then, my aunt screamed bloody murder. The bear smelled almost like tempting cheese with a cherry waffle coconut. On Tuesday, there were horrifying zombies slaughtering children with hairdryers and ravenous waffles. It happened before Dave killed the cultists of Swedish Scientology back in Romania. During Wednesday, I destroyed electricity, just electricity. Next year, everything had children. Even the Knight Mare was owned, during his election. Unfortunately, Shadow died and imploded. Plattack died but died. A mother-of-five who skied in a Halloween parade ate ninety-two kids. This was dangerous, not as dangerous as last Halloween, when happy bunnies rampaged throughout the meadows. All of humanity will bow to everlasting, cool Durn. Yet Plattack resisted Durn with asparagus that exploded upon himself. The steampunk stripper ate some Plattack-limbs, but threw down a wrestler with great epicness.

Of chicken, we trust. However, turkeys aren't revered but mutilated. Chefs like Seymour tend to slaughter tiny vampires who feast on repugnant noobs that often procrasturbate. Fearful kittens lash mercilessly at pregnant unwed teenage mothers. Later, unfortunate events occurred because

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Re: The never ending story.

Post by Masquerade on Tue Nov 10, 2009 8:07 am

the

This sock smells. I smelled some dirty socks that had just been eaten. The socks of my mother remain unharmed from last night. Then, my aunt screamed bloody murder. The bear smelled almost like tempting cheese with a cherry waffle coconut. On Tuesday, there were horrifying zombies slaughtering children with hairdryers and ravenous waffles. It happened before Dave killed the cultists of Swedish Scientology back in Romania. During Wednesday, I destroyed electricity, just electricity. Next year, everything had children. Even the Knight Mare was owned, during his election. Unfortunately, Shadow died and imploded. Plattack died but died. A mother-of-five who skied in a Halloween parade ate ninety-two kids. This was dangerous, not as dangerous as last Halloween, when happy bunnies rampaged throughout the meadows. All of humanity will bow to everlasting, cool Durn. Yet Plattack resisted Durn with asparagus that exploded upon himself. The steampunk stripper ate some Plattack-limbs, but threw down a wrestler with great epicness.

Of chicken, we trust. However, turkeys aren't revered but mutilated. Chefs like Seymour tend to slaughter tiny vampires who feast on repugnant noobs that often procrasturbate. Fearful kittens lash mercilessly at pregnant unwed teenage mothers. Later, unfortunate events occurred because the

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