Strange Shit
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Strange Shit
Yeah. So we did a free write assignment in English to get ideas flowing for our next major paper. The following is what I came up with:
GOD, I have nothing. There is nothing I can think of at the moment. I'll just have to figure something out. Damn it. Why is this assignment so crazy? I already think I know what I'm going to explore. I just have to get it cleared. Which means I'm going to have to write the proposal. Which means I'm going to have to stop being lazy. Boo. That sucks. English sucks. Okay. It's not that bad. It's not bad at all. Just this assignment blows. Hard. Yeah. That works. Is there really anything more to say? Nah. What do I do now? I have to keep writing to make it seem like I'm doing something important. Well, I think I'm doing a pretty good job of that right now. It really looks like I'm getting super hardcore into this, but I'm really just rambling on about nothing. But to them, it seems as though I am a hard worker. How easy it is to deceive people. The power of tricky actions is great, young one. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yes. That was my evil laugh. But no one can hear it. Because I typed. Yessir, I typed it. And I was just emphasizing an important point to everyone who saw me violently hold down the shift key and massacre the 'b', 'w', 'h', and 'a' keys on my keyboard. Why is it called a keyboard? I guess it is rather board-like. But why keys? They don't look like something that would open locked doors to me, am I right? Of course I'm right because I am the epic shit and that is all that matters. Oh my god. Get ready...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! See? I warned you. Attacked--scratch that--RAPED by another evil laugh. Bet you didn't see that coming, did you? Wait. Who is you? Nobody is going to be reading this. NO READER. Just me. Does that mean I'm talking to myself. My word, I think I am insane. Pfffttt....Nah, I KNOW I am insane. Embrace it. Just like death. Ha. Only I could get that one. Oh wait. I use that signature on every forum I visit. Damn. And here I thought I had an obscure reference. Wow. Look at all these fools. I wonder if they're doing the same thing I'm doing right now. Am I being deceived by watching all these seemingly busy folks type and type away a myriad of ideas for their paper? I am starting to think not. I think they're coming up with nonsense just like I am. Do you like waffles? You better damn well like waffles or I'll knife your ass. Damn. My arm is starting to get tired from this continuous writing, even though I could technically stop because it's not like she told me I had to keep writing on and on and on and on and on and on and on....like that. Etc. Open to life. Yeah. Just like that. We real cool. We left school, mother fuckers. Hell to the fuck yes. What was I going on about? Oh yes. My arm is tired. Boo.
Crazy, right? XD I was writing nonstop, btw. I think I mentioned that in the passage. lol
GOD, I have nothing. There is nothing I can think of at the moment. I'll just have to figure something out. Damn it. Why is this assignment so crazy? I already think I know what I'm going to explore. I just have to get it cleared. Which means I'm going to have to write the proposal. Which means I'm going to have to stop being lazy. Boo. That sucks. English sucks. Okay. It's not that bad. It's not bad at all. Just this assignment blows. Hard. Yeah. That works. Is there really anything more to say? Nah. What do I do now? I have to keep writing to make it seem like I'm doing something important. Well, I think I'm doing a pretty good job of that right now. It really looks like I'm getting super hardcore into this, but I'm really just rambling on about nothing. But to them, it seems as though I am a hard worker. How easy it is to deceive people. The power of tricky actions is great, young one. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yes. That was my evil laugh. But no one can hear it. Because I typed. Yessir, I typed it. And I was just emphasizing an important point to everyone who saw me violently hold down the shift key and massacre the 'b', 'w', 'h', and 'a' keys on my keyboard. Why is it called a keyboard? I guess it is rather board-like. But why keys? They don't look like something that would open locked doors to me, am I right? Of course I'm right because I am the epic shit and that is all that matters. Oh my god. Get ready...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! See? I warned you. Attacked--scratch that--RAPED by another evil laugh. Bet you didn't see that coming, did you? Wait. Who is you? Nobody is going to be reading this. NO READER. Just me. Does that mean I'm talking to myself. My word, I think I am insane. Pfffttt....Nah, I KNOW I am insane. Embrace it. Just like death. Ha. Only I could get that one. Oh wait. I use that signature on every forum I visit. Damn. And here I thought I had an obscure reference. Wow. Look at all these fools. I wonder if they're doing the same thing I'm doing right now. Am I being deceived by watching all these seemingly busy folks type and type away a myriad of ideas for their paper? I am starting to think not. I think they're coming up with nonsense just like I am. Do you like waffles? You better damn well like waffles or I'll knife your ass. Damn. My arm is starting to get tired from this continuous writing, even though I could technically stop because it's not like she told me I had to keep writing on and on and on and on and on and on and on....like that. Etc. Open to life. Yeah. Just like that. We real cool. We left school, mother fuckers. Hell to the fuck yes. What was I going on about? Oh yes. My arm is tired. Boo.
Crazy, right? XD I was writing nonstop, btw. I think I mentioned that in the passage. lol
Re: Strange Shit
Masq, you just made my day.
Zerifachias- Totes-Mcgoats
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God, this was amazing.
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This is old now, but . . . it needs a Like button. XD
Cerani- Right Hand of Destruction
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Can we install like buttons for posts?
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I think we might be able to actually. I'd need to take another look. But if we can all we'd need is a sprite for it and we'd be good to go.
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I refuse to do something like that. I don't want this place turning into Facebook. e.e
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No no, I didn't say this place. I said this post, specifically. It's like I have no way to truly show my appreciation unless there's a button with which I can express it.
Cerani- Right Hand of Destruction
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Re: Strange Shit
Funny stuff. I enjoyed the sane insanity.
This place needs an IM room
This place needs an IM room
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Re: Strange Shit
We had one, sorta. Long time ago. But none of us really liked it anyway.
Cerani- Right Hand of Destruction
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We could do a karma sort of thing, can't we?
And rename the karma to "Diamonds."
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Minecraft reference = awesome.
And rename the karma to "Diamonds."
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Minecraft reference = awesome.
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Yeah, we already tried the IM thing and it was a disaster...imo, anyway. Hated it. It made the site....
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ugly. x-x
And no karma. Nothing. If you like something, just say you like it like you people always have. @.@
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ugly. x-x
And no karma. Nothing. If you like something, just say you like it like you people always have. @.@
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