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Re: Pokemon: 5th Generation

Post by Durn on Thu Nov 11, 2010 6:31 pm

Deskaan.

His defensive capabilities will devour your children.

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Re: Pokemon: 5th Generation

Post by Zerifachias on Thu Nov 11, 2010 6:33 pm

Shuckle is bettur.

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Post by Durn on Thu Nov 11, 2010 6:35 pm

Yes he is. =3

Ah, and I almost forgot:

The first Pokemon to ever have pants! =D


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Post by Zerifachias on Thu Nov 11, 2010 6:37 pm

It's a fucking tadpole.

A yellow fucking tadpole with legs.

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Post by Durn on Thu Nov 11, 2010 6:37 pm

At least he has enough decency to even try to put on pants.

Don't hate. D=

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Re: Pokemon: 5th Generation

Post by Xenosaga on Thu Nov 11, 2010 6:38 pm

Oh my god, it's wearing clothing?!

T-t-that's blasphemy!

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Post by Zerifachias on Thu Nov 11, 2010 6:39 pm

I hate it. 3=

Black and White are going to be terrible. But I'm going to buy the game anyway because it's pokemon.

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Post by Xenosaga on Thu Nov 11, 2010 6:40 pm

I heard it was pretty good.

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Re: Pokemon: 5th Generation

Post by Durn on Thu Nov 11, 2010 6:41 pm

@Xeno: Yep. And this thing is using its tail as a scarf.



We're all doomed.

@Zeri: I think the gameplay will be better than the others so far, but the Pokemon in it are terrible.

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Post by Zerifachias on Thu Nov 11, 2010 6:49 pm

That thing will eat you. Seriously. 3=

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Post by Xenosaga on Thu Nov 11, 2010 6:51 pm

I like that one. At least it doesn't look like some science experiment.

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Re: Pokemon: 5th Generation

Post by Zerifachias on Thu Nov 11, 2010 6:52 pm

Are there any new eeveelutions?

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Re: Pokemon: 5th Generation

Post by Durn on Thu Nov 11, 2010 6:54 pm

Not a single existing Pokemon chain was given a new addition this generation.

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Re: Pokemon: 5th Generation

Post by Zerifachias on Thu Nov 11, 2010 6:57 pm

Gay.

Glaceon is still my favorite then.

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Re: Pokemon: 5th Generation

Post by Durn on Thu Nov 11, 2010 7:03 pm

It's disappointing, I know, but hopefully this badass will make you feel better.



His name is Kumasyun, and he would like a hug.

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Post by Xenosaga on Thu Nov 11, 2010 7:06 pm

Is snot coming out of its nose?

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Re: Pokemon: 5th Generation

Post by Durn on Thu Nov 11, 2010 7:07 pm

He's cold. Yes.

*Shot*

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Post by Zerifachias on Thu Nov 11, 2010 7:11 pm

*Shoots again*

Curse my love for ice-types! D=

I do want to hug it.

All of it. Including the frozen snot.

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Re: Pokemon: 5th Generation

Post by Durn on Thu Nov 11, 2010 7:14 pm

Wow... So I was looking through the list again, and I found this evolution chain:



That's some hard work you've done there, GameFreak.

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Re: Pokemon: 5th Generation

Post by Zerifachias on Thu Nov 11, 2010 7:15 pm

Magnemite gone technical?

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Re: Pokemon: 5th Generation

Post by Xenosaga on Thu Nov 11, 2010 7:17 pm

Nice gears that thing's got.

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Re: Pokemon: 5th Generation

Post by Durn on Thu Nov 11, 2010 7:17 pm

He's a solid Steel type, that's new, isn't it? ...Now that I think about it, there's a solid Flying type too.

*Points at purple and green genie*

And Xeno, you'd be surprised. The first evolution's name is "Gear".

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Post by Xenosaga on Thu Nov 11, 2010 7:21 pm

Why am I not surprised?

Eck. I expected the genie thing to be Psychic.

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Re: Pokemon: 5th Generation

Post by Zerifachias on Thu Nov 11, 2010 7:22 pm

Great originality, GameFreak.

Solid steel? So only two weaknesses?

Rare.

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Re: Pokemon: 5th Generation

Post by Durn on Thu Nov 11, 2010 7:26 pm

Ah, that reminds me.

There's a new electric type with Levitate, so it doesn't have any weaknesses.

...

It's a giant eel. With arms.


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