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The Apocalypse Thing

Post by Cerani on Sun Feb 13, 2011 9:49 am

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_phenomenon

So. Turns out that people not checking out the facts first has once again turned into some kind of huge hype that makes most of Earth's population look like a bunch of gullible idiots. But if you don't agree, or if you do, discuss it here?

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Re: The Apocalypse Thing

Post by Zerifachias on Sun Feb 13, 2011 11:08 am

The 2012 thing is just a government hoax to distract us from real life problems and conspiracy theories! The 2012 "end of the world" event is a conspiracy in itself! The government wants to control our minds so that we don't interfere with their plans of world domination!

Why do you think we went after "terrorists" in the first place? The government is trying to show us that "terrorists" are a threat to us, when in reality, the government is just making an excuse to invade other countries. It was a conspiracy from the start with the whole 9/11 bit! Next we'll start saying that China has declared war on us, since they do practically own our country anyway. We're fighting to "defend ourselves from this immediate threat." Obama or the next president is going to call a draft so that we are FURTHER distracted from what the real problem is.

After we win the war against China, the government is going to secretly take over the entire state, but tell us that we're going to let them go without punishment. After defeating China, we finally head back to North Korea to end the Vietnam War once and for all. We practically own South Korea, so it's time to go for North.

Mexico is pretty much our bitch, as well as the rest of the UN. Australia fucking loves us, so Russia will be our next target. We may seem to have a sort of "I don't kill you, you don't kill me" sort of thing going on, but in actuality, both of us have swords drawn against each others throats. The US government is then going to pass a bill that allows usage of nuclear warheads to blow Russia off the fucking map, so we never have to deal with those "communist bastards" again.

From there, our government's plan of world domination will be complete, and the current president of the US at that time will transform our democracy into a dictatorship and become the supreme ruler of the world.

THAT'S what I think about 2012.

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Re: The Apocalypse Thing

Post by Cerani on Sun Feb 13, 2011 11:29 am

I love your extensive use of sarcasm that just got us on the FBI watch list. XD

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Re: The Apocalypse Thing

Post by Zerifachias on Sun Feb 13, 2011 11:48 am

Aye! =D

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Re: The Apocalypse Thing

Post by Durn on Sun Feb 13, 2011 2:50 pm

Pretty much what Zeri said...

... because the government is made up of a bunch of reptilians...

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They watch you.

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Re: The Apocalypse Thing

Post by Cerani on Sun Feb 13, 2011 2:54 pm

. . . XD Yes. And they hide knowledge of alien existence from us.

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Re: The Apocalypse Thing

Post by Durn on Sun Feb 13, 2011 3:28 pm

That's because they are the aliens.

That's also why I don't drink tap water. The CIA put chemicals into it that control our thoughts.

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Re: The Apocalypse Thing

Post by Cerani on Sun Feb 13, 2011 3:38 pm

That'd be why I'm part of Hermits United.

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Re: The Apocalypse Thing

Post by Zerifachias on Sun Feb 13, 2011 4:19 pm

That's why I'M a part of Sky Covenant.

See what I did there?

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Re: The Apocalypse Thing

Post by Cerani on Sun Feb 13, 2011 5:12 pm

Why no, no I didn't see. I'm under a rock, I can't really see anything to begin with.

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Re: The Apocalypse Thing

Post by Cerani on Tue Dec 06, 2011 3:42 am

You know, it's a bit funny. I'd completely forgotten about Zeri's theory for a good long time, and me just being bored went back over old posts and so rediscovered it, only this time with more knowledge to validate that theory. If I'd met a few people earlier, before you posted that, I would've wholeheartedly agreed with you rather than dance around you like you were crazy. ^.^;;

Only now what I really think may make or break us is this new space race, where most of our 'space' technology is becoming more privatized and soon in corporations, which is where all our money is anyhow. Nowadays, whoever gets past the severe radiation and to the moon first will be long strides ahead of everyone else.

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Re: The Apocalypse Thing

Post by Zerifachias on Tue Dec 06, 2011 6:23 am

Even though my entire theory was poisoned with my sarcasm? =3

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Re: The Apocalypse Thing

Post by Cerani on Tue Dec 06, 2011 12:17 pm

XD Yeah. I think it only helped.

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Re: The Apocalypse Thing

Post by Durn on Thu Dec 20, 2012 2:10 pm

We die tomorrow.

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Re: The Apocalypse Thing

Post by Zerifachias on Thu Dec 20, 2012 2:17 pm

That's cool bra.

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Re: The Apocalypse Thing

Post by Cerani on Thu Dec 20, 2012 2:38 pm

Well, I better go take a shower before the world ends.

I'ma play some Grand fantasia and tell that noob that no, he can't get some gold from me.

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Re: The Apocalypse Thing

Post by Masquerade on Thu Dec 20, 2012 5:11 pm

CC!!!!!!! ARE YOU STILL PLAYING GF?!?

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Re: The Apocalypse Thing

Post by Cerani on Thu Dec 20, 2012 5:20 pm

I'm trying. XD I just crashed about 30 minutes ago, and I'm about to go back.

Been dealing with new/old newbie quests. Apparently they've updated them and I have to go through them. --shrugs-- More money and XP for me.

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Re: The Apocalypse Thing

Post by Masquerade on Thu Dec 20, 2012 5:35 pm

I'm going to hop on my OP sin then. :3

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Post by Masquerade on Thu Dec 20, 2012 5:42 pm

Or not. GF is not cooperating with me. :I

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Re: The Apocalypse Thing

Post by Cerani on Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:47 pm

You either, huh?

I'ma try again in a minute, after I get this antivirus.

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Re: The Apocalypse Thing

Post by Allindur, the Lightfoot on Fri Dec 21, 2012 5:20 am

So...21/12.

I don't see any valkyries and I don't hear any horns.

I'm disapointed.

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Re: The Apocalypse Thing

Post by Cerani on Fri Dec 21, 2012 5:40 pm

Pssh, where's the last great Dalek invasion I was expecting?

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Re: The Apocalypse Thing

Post by Durn on Fri Dec 21, 2012 5:43 pm

They're running late.

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Re: The Apocalypse Thing

Post by Cerani on Fri Dec 21, 2012 5:47 pm

But these are Daleks . . . the most hateful beings in the universe. I could hear them now.

TAAARDINESS IS UNACCEPTABLE!! EXTERMINATE THE INFIDEEEL!

Really.

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