Bitches be Trollin'

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Post by Zerifachias on Thu Apr 14, 2011 9:18 pm

Okay, so as you all know, I am a hard-working, and very kind type of person.

...

Well, maybe not so much. I'm a sadist, while at the same time, I still kind of care for others, although any stupid people I encounter usually end up in tears if I happen to rant at them. Well, today I decided to head off to a sort of party that I normally help with setting up, since I'm a part of the staff. I haven't done this in awhile because I was busy with other stuff at the time, but since it's nearly the end of the semester, I don't really have much to do anymore. So, I arrive a little late because my roommate took a little longer than expected to get up and go, and immediately start helping in any way that I can.

Now, at first there wasn't much for me to do, and I was looking around and talking to some of my friends who were also on the staff. The chief of the staff saw this and immediately stormed my way and asked what I was doing. Not the others, just me. So I told her that I was helping out, and she replied that since I haven't been to the staff meetings, I wasn't a part of the staff, and shouldn't really be there. Now, she said this in a manner that offended me. I was aghast by this, so I didn't really make a reply at first. She continued on to say that I should take my hat off (our staff hat), and get into the audience where I belong.

I finally get in a reply now, and I tell her that instead of bitching at me, she should be grateful to me that I actually arrived. After that she just stormed away, as if I was the one out of line.

Now, there were plenty of things I could have said to her. And almost all of them were snappy comebacks much more offending than what I had actually said.

Needless to say, I'm fucking pissed right now. What right does that fucking woman have to yell at me, when it's HER fault that our magazine is going to be late, SHE did not go to the first two parties of the first semester, SHE bitches at the staff about not doing OUR work, when SHE doesn't do jack squat! I am EXTREMELY agitated by this "woman." This is the type of woman that needs to learn her fucking place in the world and stop bitching at others about what they are doing wrong.

TAKE THE FUCKING LOG OUT OF YOUR ASS, WOMAN. I nearly told her what I really thought of her. And I'm sure that she would have been so offended that either she would tell me to get the fuck out, or she would storm away. I dream that it's the latter.

If you want to know what I would have said, take a look below in the spoiler. I'll warn you now though, it may be a bit much.

Spoiler:


"You arrogant prick, don't you even THINK you can order me around like a fucking whore. YOU are the one who acts - no, IS a whore, so shut your fucking mouth and listen to what I'm about to say. Who was it that didn't even go to the first two coffeehouses in the first semester? YOU. You left us and our advisor do ALL of the work, and that isn't even a quarter of what you didn't do. You were supposed to think of a theme for the magazine LAST SEMESTER, but instead you decided to wait, and then bitched at US when we turned in stuff that didn't match your theme, which was non-existent. And yet you STILL bitched at us for not getting our pages in! We gave you our work you asshole, so stop having sex with every guy or girl you get drunk with and start pulling your own shit! You don't deserve your position as editor, especially after complaining to us about not having work done. Do you know WHY I stopped going to meetings? Because I have more important shit to deal with. I take OTHER classes you fucking douche, so get off MY back, and get off the other's backs before one of us decides to beat you with a hammer.

You are a constant pain in the ass. I'm not going to turn in pages for the magazine just because you said so, slut. I only told you that I wasn't going to be able to make it to the meetings because I had other, more important work to do. Also, stop flaunting your vagina everywhere, it's already been stretched out to the point where inserting anything into it is like a hot dog down a fucking hallway. Get out of MY face and start picking up YOUR act. You have no right to judge me when I've been working hard and you've done nothing but bitch at us and abuse your power. Look, I know my own disabilities and faults, you don't have to fucking remind me about it. At least I KNOW what's wrong with me. I'm damn sure that you don't even know that you're a fucking slut. I honestly wish you would fail out of this college. Because you know what? Failing out of a college like this is like failing out of kindergarten. You have to be a fucking idiot, and you fit that category perfectly. And how about we switch over the role of editor to someone more experienced and SMARTER than you, eh? Say, for instance, people who can actually get shit DONE RIGHT.

Okay, so what if you were abused as a child? I don't give a flying fuck, that does NOT give you the right to abuse us! You're father didn't like you? FOR GOOD REASON. I'm GLAD you were abused. All bitches need to get smacked at some point in their lives. And since you're the biggest bitch I've ever seen, you need to get fucking TORTURED.

Woman, you can't sing. AT ALL. Don't even TRY to think that you can. You COMPLETELY ruined one of my favorite guy singer's performance. You're taking advantage of a really nice guy, and a slut like you doesn't deserve the spotlight with a guy like him. NO ONE wants to hear you scream into the microphone at the top of your lungs. Get overdosed on Tylenol, maybe that will fix something. Like, for instance, your existence."

After saying all of this, if she had said anything else, or moved to hit me, I would have immediately beat her ass. I took 5 years of karate, 4 years of fencing, and 2 year of street fighting. I'm much stronger than her, and I would have been on top of her, beating her ass if she made a single move at me. I swear it. Goddess of Vengeance is -fucking- PISSED OFF.

AAARGH. I FUCKING HATE THAT WOMAN.
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Of course, none of this happen, even though I wish it did.

I hate stupid people, SO -FUCKING- MUCH.

MASQ! When are you going to create that super-virus that kills off anyone with an IQ of less than 120?

Alternatively, since I'm a psychologist in the making, I could examine the slut's behavior and then determine what kind of person she will turn out to be, although I already know. A fucking prostitute. And a failure at that.

/end rant

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Re: Bitches be Trollin'

Post by o5h17carey on Wed May 25, 2011 7:33 am

FUCK HER.

I know I'm a little late on the response, but I saw this, and I remember that night. She is such a fucking whore, I could tell you STORIES of the stupid shit she does. How she thinks she's deep and artsy, and how she tries to be my 'friend', when in reality I hate her guts. Not only did she ruin THAT club, she tried to ruin the English Club, too.

TOO BAD WE ALL IMPEACHED HER AS AN OFFICER AND VOTED ME IN, LOL.

Fuck her. She's so nasty, grimey, skanky, rude...blargh. Did you know she came to one of the Coffeehouses drunk? I mean like PISS drunk, and didn't do anything to help, other than...well, be drunk and skank around hitting on everyone?

Seriously, she's so trashy.

BUT, I have good news, Zeri!

Next semester she graduates in December and will never be back (THANK YOU JESUS), so she's only going to 'teach'/supervise the new editors for next year...who will be Maria and Will, yay Very Happy Maria is in charge of the art (I think), while Will will be the one in charge of the actual club meetings, and after that SKANK leaves, they'll collaborate on everything else.

TL;DR Fuck her, she's gone next year. Maria and Will are running the show.

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