Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted, but the sun melts it. :3

I wish Soviet Russia was back.

Granted, but it is now just Russia.

I wish for a place that isn't Russia.

Granted, but it is now Modern day North Korea.

I wish for North Korea

Wish granted, but now it is Modern Day- *Shot*.

I wish for the truth and only the truth! :3

Granted but they're filled with little white lies.

Wish I had more candy. That I like.

Wish granted, but you drop it all in a puddle of mud.

I wish for a rock named George VI.

Granted, but you lose it shortly after by accidentally dropping it in a pile of rocks.

I wish for tasty, fresh, uneaten food.

Wish granted, but since it was stolen.

I wish for another rock. ;P

Wish granted, but this one's name is Reginald XII.

I wish for a new pair of shoes

Wish granted, but they're 5 sizes too small.

I wish for a new shotgun that can easily blow the brains out of Ak. :3

Granted, but I steal it.

I wish that Durn and I would stop fighting.

Wish granted, but we aren't even fighting, there are things called JOKES. So technically, nothing happened at all.

I wish for an epic pair of socks.

Granted, but the're so epic they eat your feet.

I wish that I wasn't as easly angered.

Granted, but in Soviet Russia, you easily anger Durn. D:

I wish for a rock made of plastic. :3

Granted. But in Soviet Russia Rocks Make plastic out of you.

I wish for Cheese Cake.

Wish granted, but in Soviet Russia, cheesecake wishes for juu! O:

I wish for a new smiley.

Granted, but in Soviet Russia, Smiles wish for you...

I wish that my T.V. would work

Granted, but you only get the show listing channel.

I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow.

Granted, but you get expelled.

I wish that I could have dinner sometime soon...

Granted, but your dinner is a plate.

I wish I was immortal.

(I actually have no school tomorrow. XD)

Wish granted, you are now in prison for the remainder of your life.

I wish for an amazing dinner that cannot be stolen, eaten by anyone other than me, or tarnished or destroyed in any way.

Granted, but I come out of noowhere and stab you

I wish that I would just get my black belt and stop with this Crap in Karate

Wish does not comply. :3

I wish for an amazing dinner that cannot be stolen, eaten by anyone other than me, or tarnished or destroyed in any way. This wish cannot be corrupted either. XD

Granted, but because it can not be corrupted, it does not exist!

I wish for snow!

Wish granted, but it melts.

I wish for a rainbow.