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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Durn on Sun Nov 08, 2009 7:31 pm

Wish granted, it happens to have a chainsaw.... Nuff said.

I wish for a wish to wish for without wishing so I don't have to do anything. But I still want a wish. ;P

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Zerifachias on Sun Nov 08, 2009 7:32 pm

Granted. The wish grants a wish for you to shut up---resulting in your mouth falling off.

I wish this wasn't confusing.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Durn on Sun Nov 08, 2009 7:33 pm

Wish granted, now everyone thinks that you're confusing.

I wish for the meaning of life.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Zerifachias on Sun Nov 08, 2009 7:35 pm

Granted. 42.

I wish for the meaning of life to be different.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Sargaras on Sun Nov 08, 2009 7:36 pm

Granted. 43.

I wish I was the meaning of life.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Zerifachias on Sun Nov 08, 2009 7:37 pm

Granted. But everyone gets angry and kills you.

I wish I wouldn't come back to a slew of posts after my shower. .-.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Sargaras on Sun Nov 08, 2009 7:39 pm

Granted, you come back to a TON of posts after your shower.

I wish that I could be leader of DA WORLD!

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Durn on Sun Nov 08, 2009 7:54 pm

Granted, but people now live on Mars. Congratulations, you are the leader of a barren, lifeless wasteland.

I wish for a birthday cake.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Sargaras on Sun Nov 08, 2009 7:55 pm

Granted, but it's rigged with a bomb.

I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Durn on Sun Nov 08, 2009 7:57 pm

Wish granted, but you fail all of your classes.

I wish for a new game.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Sargaras on Sun Nov 08, 2009 7:58 pm

Granted, but it's for a console that never comes out.

I wish for a banana.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Zerifachias on Sun Nov 08, 2009 8:26 pm

Granted, but in Modern-Day North Korea, banana's are taboo, and you are executed.

I wish I had a ukulele.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Sargaras on Sun Nov 08, 2009 8:30 pm

Granted, but it is on fire.

I wish for a license to kill.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Durn on Sun Nov 08, 2009 8:37 pm

You're killed seconds after you receive your license.

I wish for 4 votes in the Avvy Contest.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Zerifachias on Sun Nov 08, 2009 8:38 pm

Granted, but you still lose.

I wish for sleep.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Durn on Sun Nov 08, 2009 8:41 pm

Granted, but you only get 2 hours.

I wish for a good, blockbuster-worthy movie to come out. >.>

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Sargaras on Sun Nov 08, 2009 8:43 pm

Granted, but I steal all the copies and hide.

I wish I could have dinner now...

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Azure on Mon Nov 09, 2009 5:06 am

Granted, but it is made up of foods you hate.

I wish I didn't have to go to school....T.T

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Obli on Mon Nov 09, 2009 8:44 am

Granted. Just granted. I don't feel like corrupting it, because I wish the same thing!! X3

I wish for a driving license.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Durn on Mon Nov 09, 2009 1:27 pm

Granted, but you're in a car accident, dead, steering wheel through your head. ^^

I wish for a chainsaw. :3

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Obli on Mon Nov 09, 2009 4:36 pm

Granted. But it appears lodged in your anus..... I turn it on. Twisted Evil

I wish for a master chef to live in my house, so he can cook me delicious foods all day long.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Zerifachias on Mon Nov 09, 2009 4:45 pm

Obli wrote:Granted. But it appears lodged in your anus..... I turn it on. Twisted Evil

I wish for a master chef to live in my house, so he can cook me delicious foods all day long.
Right up the butt? That would kill him. >>

I attack you with pain. D:

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Masquerade on Tue Nov 10, 2009 8:47 am

Ummm, are you sure that you have the right thread, dear?? ^ ^;

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Cerani on Tue Nov 10, 2009 1:58 pm

Granted, but it does not grant you wishes like a genie, it blows up in your face.

I wish I could fall asleep now.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Durn on Tue Nov 10, 2009 2:57 pm

Wish granted, but you have a nightmare which causes you to... You don't wanna know. >.>

I wish for a saltine. :3

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