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"Dear _______"

Post by Creame on Fri Jun 01, 2012 10:00 pm

I wanted to post in the game topic again.
/go away your games are never popular QQ

The idea of this game is to simply write a letter. Are you happy about something? Angry, but not angry enough to post in the 'ranting' part of the forum? Have some feels that need to be let out? Feel free to write it out. It always made me feel better. I have these feels...
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Dear Shay-Rone,
I'm excited to see you again. :'>
I hope you haven't changed this past year. </3
- Love, yer old roomie <3

Dear Mom,
I don't wanna watch TV with you. I like being a shut in with my animu. ;w;
It's not like I'm wasting YOUR life or anything. So why do you care? I refuse to be a babysitter for you until you get a new baby gate. Your son is going to trip down those deathtrap stairs one of these days, and it won't be my fault. kthnx.
- Your Daughter.

Dear Nix,
Get your character profile done or I will cut you.
- With much love~ <3, Creame-sensei~ <3

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Post by Cerani on Fri Jun 01, 2012 11:08 pm

Dear Raptr,

Stop being an ass and recognize the fact that I have Skyrim installed and track my motherfucking game time already.

Thanks, sort of.

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Post by Masquerade on Fri Jun 01, 2012 11:14 pm

Dear Yuno,

Even though you're a crazy psycho bitch who lives in a creepy ass house with dead bodies stowed away in one of the rooms and you're stalking this Yuki guy or whatever, do realize that I would still do you.

With Love,

Masquerade

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Post by Allindur, the Lightfoot on Sat Jun 02, 2012 7:40 am

Dear Brain,

I really want to be productive, wich is really hard to accomplish if you keep changing the focus of my attention every five minutes.

Hope you understand the issue,
Allindur

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Post by Zerifachias on Sat Jun 02, 2012 8:08 am

Dear Yukiteru,

Grow a pair.

Irritated,
Zeri.

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Post by Cerani on Sat Jun 02, 2012 10:35 am

Dear Raptr,

Fuck you.

That is all,
Cerani.

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Re: "Dear _______"

Post by Creame on Sat Jun 02, 2012 11:36 am

Dear Toe I Smashed Yesterday on my bed,
Fffffuckerburg.
- Your hurting host.


Dear Garry,
<3<3<3<3<3<33333333333333333
Everywhere.
I love you.
Why isn't there a better ending. ;^;
- With much love, Creame


Dear Clothes,
Please fold yourselves, then pack yourselves and then put the rest of yourselves away. I really hate folding laundry. =3=
Love, Your Wearer.

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Post by Nixen Luster Oha on Sat Jun 02, 2012 1:44 pm

Dear Sensei~
Please don't cut me.
With love, Nix.

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Re: "Dear _______"

Post by Zerifachias on Sat Jun 02, 2012 3:51 pm

Dear Kindle,

Don't turn on wireless when I don't want you to.

Much love,
-Zeri.

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Re: "Dear _______"

Post by Cerani on Sun Jun 03, 2012 11:01 am

Dear person to whom I may be related, because I'm not really sure after this,

Some people just don't fucking change, do they? --hinthint-- Not even for their own goddamn kids. Don't ever expect me to respect you in any way after this.

-Cerani.

PS: I'm probably going to kill you, but first I think I'm going to torture you until you understand the meaning of fatherhood.

PPS: Fuck you.

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Post by Allindur, the Lightfoot on Sun Jun 03, 2012 3:43 pm

Dear company that (suposedly) provides me with electric enegy,

I understand that you crash into a fearsome blackout when we have a storm. I don't, however, understand how that blackout lasts for 3-4 hours after the storm has turned into a bright, blue clear sky. What the hell are your engineers doing? Tickling Elmo?

Sincerely,
A very angry taxpayer.





Dear Storm God,

I'm by no means angry at you. I still love your cloudy displays of power, and still run, jump and scream around (sometimes naked) like a little kid just from the raw might of the skies. I just think the electric company is comprised of idiots. Please, give them my regards, yes? Preferably in the form of lighting bolts. To their heads. While they are in the toilet.

Humbly,

A big fan.
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Post by Kurio on Sun Jun 10, 2012 2:13 pm

Dear Creame,

Stop stalking my posts. One stalker on Ushi is bad enough. >.>

Sincerely,
Windy

PS. The other Windy wants to kill you (maybe). You may want to hide

Dear Lulu,

Go watch Code Geass, it's an awesome series that's only 50 episodes total with both seasons.

Sincerely,
Pandamon

Dear mighty God of Vengeance,

Ariel's alcoholism is required to make up for the two men that might not get to five mugs with Mangix.

Sincerely,
The guy you always call a girl

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Re: "Dear _______"

Post by Nixen Luster Oha on Sun Jun 10, 2012 2:31 pm

Dear Windy,

Stop ignoring me. I need attention.

Sincerely,
Nix.

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Re: "Dear _______"

Post by Zerifachias on Sun Jun 10, 2012 2:33 pm

Fluffy Pandas wrote:Dear mighty God of Vengeance,

Ariel's alcoholism is required to make up for the two men that might not get to five mugs with Mangix.

Sincerely,
The guy you always call a girl

Dear Asshole,
I'm busy.

Kthxbai.

P.S: When I feel up to posting (i.e: not clawing my hair out or just being shit tired), I will post.

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Post by Kurio on Sun Jun 10, 2012 2:34 pm

Dear Nix,

That sniper from earlier? Yeah it's still locked onto you. GL HF ^^

Sincerely,
Windy/Kuori/Panda/Love

Edit:
Dear Zeri,

I apologize for sounding like an asshole. Thank you for pointing that out. I'll stop bothering you from now on.

Sincerely,
The asshole

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Re: "Dear _______"

Post by Creame on Sun Jun 10, 2012 2:47 pm

Dear Pandy,
I think it's fair that I brought you into Ushi, so I get to stalk you. :3c
...Windy is gonna wot? D'x
She can come at me bro.

Much love,
Dairy Head.

Dear Weather,
You're not going to rain on my birthday this year?
:okay:

Sincerely,
Sad soon-to-be 17 year old


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Post by Kurio on Sun Jun 10, 2012 2:50 pm

Dear Creame,

I thought you were a soon-to-be 69 year old ;D

Love,
The victim of your stalking

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Re: "Dear _______"

Post by Allindur, the Lightfoot on Sun Jun 10, 2012 3:16 pm

Dear Headache,

Seriously, its been a week, go away.

Kisses,
A brain



Dear mother-in-law,

I don't like you, you are starting to figure out I like men too and, as a consequence, stopping liking me. Now get over it, go on with your life and stop annoying the crap out of me.

Evil kisses and hugs,
The man who is doing things to your daughter that I can't say here.

PS: Oh, how I'd love to see your face when you find out that your daughter is actually LESS into men than I am. Need I say the rest? Rolling Eyes

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Post by Nixen Luster Oha on Sun Jun 10, 2012 4:07 pm

Dear Panda,

O U!

Sincerely,
This dead Oha.

Dear random park,

Entertain me.

Sincerely,
Nixen.

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Re: "Dear _______"

Post by Zerifachias on Sun Jun 10, 2012 4:10 pm

Dear doctors of the world,
Stop being fucking idiots.

THANKS
~Dr. Zeri

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Re: "Dear _______"

Post by Creame on Sat Jun 23, 2012 8:04 pm

Dearest,

I'm really sorry I haven't come back to talk to you. I always think you're getting bored of me, or I think that this is a relationship that just can't span between continents. But you keep messaging me and every message makes my heart ache. With doubt. With regret. You deserve someone better, so why won't you give up? Aren't you too busy to talk to me? Do you really think that strongly of me? If so, it'd make me so happy, but... I can't bring myself to come back... Maybe someday, these negative thoughts will leave me, but it seems so far away.

With much love,
Kenzy


Dear Best Friend,

Thank you for popping up at my house today at random. It felt really good to see you again. :'> I forgot how much I missed you. <333

Love,
Your Buddeh


Dear Someone,

Please relieve my boredom. I'm dying over here.

-Creame.

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Re: "Dear _______"

Post by Zerifachias on Sat Jun 23, 2012 8:09 pm

Dear Overnight Shift,

I hate you so much, but you give me money, so I don't want to leave you.

-Zeri


Dear Assholes who keep firing off fireworks at 10pm.

Stop. You're scaring my dog to death.

Kthxbai.

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Post by Silver on Sat Jun 23, 2012 8:10 pm

Dear Crush,

You're boyfriend is a doucheass and treats you like shit. Dump him and realize that I like you.

~Silv

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Post by Nixen Luster Oha on Sat Jun 23, 2012 9:25 pm

Dear Crush,

WATCH OUT! THERE IS A STALKER OVER THERE IN CHINA! O.O

Sincerely,
Adrian

Dear Stalker,

WATCH OUT! MY CRUSH IS STALKING YOU OVER THERE IN CHINA! O.o

Sincerely,
Nixen.

Dear Drawer,

Fix yourself now please~

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Re: "Dear _______"

Post by Allindur, the Lightfoot on Sat Jun 23, 2012 10:41 pm

Dear president,

You are an asshole.

Sincerely,
A citizen


Dear Dean,

You are a bigger asshole.

Sincerly,
A student


Dear Squid,

You are delicious, sorry.

Sincerely,
Someone who loves sushi


Dear Marina,

So, turns out you are not annoying as I used to think. Turns out you are actually a really great person! Really, I like you a lot, and I don't usually like people like that. So I feel I should add I find you attractive as hell, and so does my girlfirend, so expect to have us hitting on you from now on.

Don't worry, it should stop once we get to share you like we shared that sushi. Chopsticks are optional.

Sincerely,
A lucky bastard with a bissexual girlfriend

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