What Did You Learn Today? :D

So, your teachers and your parents say that you learn something every day.

Is that really true?

The rules of the game are simple, just state something you learned today. It can be funny, or whatever, just nothing false~ :3

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Today I learned that my dog likes fried rice.

Today, I learned that the difference between idiots and retards, is that retards can't help it~

I love my Pre-Calc teacher. x3

Today, I learned that computers can be built inside ANYTHING.

Today I learned how they make Magic Chocolate.

Today I learned about weapon engineering.

I learned that derivatives have a natural enemy: anti-derivatives. O.o

I learned that my band teacher hates a lot of people. ^^;

Today I learned that the flu can tear apart your soul.

And that Zeri has a Durarara!! avatar that caused the lost half of my soul to regenerate.

I learned that I can easily crush people's minds and send them into mental breakdowns. >>

Today I learned that ice is slippery.

Today I learned that having someone to talk to is amazing. :3

Today I learned that 50 mph gusts can almost push somebody over.

Today I learned that 'kayak' can also be spelled the same way backwards. x_x

Today I learned I don't feel cold in blizzards, even if the 50 mph wind is shoving the snowflakes in mah face.

Today I learned how to drive one of my friends crazy.

Today, I learned where to buy or sell a baby. >>

Today I learned that quick, 2 hour flights from Texas to Colorado can easily stretch to a length of 8 hours. >>

Today I learned that snow is not fun. T_T

Today, I learned rape is not the type of thing you want to accuse a friend of, especially when their gf's mom is right behind them.

Today I learned that trees are very hard.

Today, I learned the definition of awkward.
The hard way.

Today, I learned Shakespeare's Sonnet 18 was written to a man.

Today, I learned that a lack of sleep and . . . other things can make for an interesting day.