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Durn- Hermit Sage
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Re: What has the internet taught you?
by Zerifachias Sun Dec 02, 2012 6:14 pm
Put "CHECK ID" on the back of your debit/credit cards. If it ever gets stolen, the person will have a harder time using it.
Zerifachias- Totes-Mcgoats
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Re: What has the internet taught you?
by Durn Sun Dec 02, 2012 6:18 pm
The average carrot has an IQ of 6.
Durn- Hermit Sage
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Re: What has the internet taught you?
by Zerifachias Sun Dec 02, 2012 6:19 pm
Always have a go-to joke.
Awkward situations, interviews, impressing a girl, getting laughs...etc.
Awkward situations, interviews, impressing a girl, getting laughs...etc.
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Re: What has the internet taught you?
by Durn Sun Dec 02, 2012 6:21 pm
Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven is a registered six offender.
Seven is a registered six offender.
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Re: What has the internet taught you?
by Zerifachias Sun Dec 02, 2012 6:25 pm
Why does Santa have such a large sack?
Because he only comes once a year.
Because he only comes once a year.
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Re: What has the internet taught you?
by Allindur, the Lightfoot Sun Dec 02, 2012 6:27 pm
Is this a joke topic now?
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Re: What has the internet taught you?
by Zerifachias Sun Dec 02, 2012 6:30 pm
What do you call a fake noodle?
Impasta.
Impasta.
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Re: What has the internet taught you?
by Durn Sun Dec 02, 2012 6:31 pm
*cough* I don't know what you're talking about.
The average pencil can draw a line 35 miles long.
The average pencil can draw a line 35 miles long.
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Re: What has the internet taught you?
by Allindur, the Lightfoot Sun Dec 02, 2012 9:18 pm
Cats = Evil
Ponies = Cool
And every woman is, actually, a man. Even if you see her genitals, she is still a man.
Ponies = Cool
And every woman is, actually, a man. Even if you see her genitals, she is still a man.
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Re: What has the internet taught you?
by Zerifachias Sun Dec 02, 2012 9:20 pm
Indeed.
Defined, "woman" is "of man"
So yes.
Women are men.
Defined, "woman" is "of man"
So yes.
Women are men.
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Re: What has the internet taught you?
by Zerifachias Wed Dec 05, 2012 9:39 pm
Pants are for regular people.
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