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What has the internet taught you?

Post by Durn on Sun Dec 02, 2012 6:10 pm

Hitler did it for a Klondike Bar.

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Re: What has the internet taught you?

Post by Zerifachias on Sun Dec 02, 2012 6:14 pm

Put "CHECK ID" on the back of your debit/credit cards. If it ever gets stolen, the person will have a harder time using it.

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Re: What has the internet taught you?

Post by Durn on Sun Dec 02, 2012 6:18 pm

The average carrot has an IQ of 6.

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Re: What has the internet taught you?

Post by Allindur, the Lightfoot on Sun Dec 02, 2012 6:18 pm

Rule 34.

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Re: What has the internet taught you?

Post by Zerifachias on Sun Dec 02, 2012 6:19 pm

Always have a go-to joke.

Awkward situations, interviews, impressing a girl, getting laughs...etc.

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Re: What has the internet taught you?

Post by Durn on Sun Dec 02, 2012 6:21 pm

Why was six afraid of seven?

Seven is a registered six offender.

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Re: What has the internet taught you?

Post by Zerifachias on Sun Dec 02, 2012 6:25 pm

Why does Santa have such a large sack?

Because he only comes once a year.

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Re: What has the internet taught you?

Post by Allindur, the Lightfoot on Sun Dec 02, 2012 6:27 pm

Is this a joke topic now?

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Re: What has the internet taught you?

Post by Zerifachias on Sun Dec 02, 2012 6:30 pm

What do you call a fake noodle?

Impasta.

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Re: What has the internet taught you?

Post by Durn on Sun Dec 02, 2012 6:31 pm

*cough* I don't know what you're talking about.

The average pencil can draw a line 35 miles long.

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Re: What has the internet taught you?

Post by Allindur, the Lightfoot on Sun Dec 02, 2012 9:18 pm

Cats = Evil
Ponies = Cool

And every woman is, actually, a man. Even if you see her genitals, she is still a man.

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Re: What has the internet taught you?

Post by Zerifachias on Sun Dec 02, 2012 9:20 pm

Indeed.

Defined, "woman" is "of man"

So yes.

Women are men.

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Re: What has the internet taught you?

Post by Zerifachias on Wed Dec 05, 2012 9:39 pm

Pants are for regular people.

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