One Big Dysfunctional Family!

*floats down through the basement ceiling*

Oh, pity you didn't die.

*hears Masquerade fall down the stairs, stands up, jumps do the door to the basement, goes down to the basement, looking around* What the hell?

I was looking forward to seeing all the blood and guts. We need a new paint job.

Ha ha ha....very funny...Don't remember I have the number for the exorcist on speed dial?? ^ ^

I don't even know what the hell I'm looking at....looks like an evil scientist's laboratory or something...> >

*Hides chainsaw*

Dad, what's for dinner?

Hold on! I'm coming back up....I'll just leave the damn lights on down here until we can get that switch moved...

Ummm, what did we have last night??

I think we Akamu limb. ^^;

*follows Masquerade back up* Not sure, I was gone all day.

No wonder I got indigestion.....> >

Where is that dog anyways??

We killed him, don't you remember?

...

Dad, can you make sure Mommy washes my chainsaw tonight? :3

Yeah. Just leave it in the sink....

Where is your mother for that matter?? And please don't say we killed her....X_x

Masquerade wrote:Yeah. Just leave it in the sink....

Where is your mother for that matter?? And please don't say we killed her....X_x

We didn't kill her, Dad!

I'm just using her as a test subject in the basement laboratory. :3

What kind...of tests to did on her...?

That, my friend, is HIGHLY classified. ^^

...Kuori dun even want to know what you're going to do to him...o.o

I don't know how your sister would feel about you using her crazy laboratory, Durn. ^ ^;

Wait....

Why the hell are you performing tests on your mother?!

Masquerade wrote:I don't know how your sister would feel about you using her crazy laboratory, Durn. ^ ^;

Wait....

Why the hell are you performing tests on your mother?!

It's only research! It's not like I would KILL her or anything. ^^;

Masquerade wrote:I don't know how your sister would feel about you using her crazy laboratory, Durn. ^ ^;

Wait....

Why the hell are you performing tests on your mother?!

What's this about using me for lab experiments?

Durn, stop lying to your father.

Zeri~Zeri wrote:

Masquerade wrote:I don't know how your sister would feel about you using her crazy laboratory, Durn. ^ ^;

Wait....

Why the hell are you performing tests on your mother?!

What's this about using me for lab experiments?

Durn, stop lying to your father.

What? You can't remember?

Well, I replaced your intestines with intestines from a pig. :3

@Durn: With that avatar, I can't believe you.

@Zeri: I'm glad he's lying.....NO DESSERT FOR YOU DURN!!

Masquerade wrote:@Durn: With that avatar, I can't believe you.

@Zeri: I'm glad he's lying.....NO DESSERT FOR YOU DURN!!

What d'you mean?

The avatar is simply a bloodstained picture of a psycho. :3

Masquerade wrote:@Durn: With that avatar, I can't believe you.

@Zeri: I'm glad he's lying.....NO DESSERT FOR YOU DURN!!

You just made me hungry. Thanks. >>

Anyway, I gotta go nao. Durn, I'll punish you later. >>

Zeri~Zeri wrote:

Masquerade wrote:@Durn: With that avatar, I can't believe you.

@Zeri: I'm glad he's lying.....NO DESSERT FOR YOU DURN!!

You just made me hungry. Thanks. >>

Anyway, I gotta go nao. Durn, I'll punish you later. >>

Don't go! I haven't taught you how to function your pig intestines yet! O:

Stop with the nonsense before I beat you with a sack of Florida oranges so there will be no bruises~! X3

Oh, come on. Let me cut them up a bit, no one will see the scars.