National Eternal Dream League of Legends Grudge Match of Doom

National Eternal Dream League of Legends Grudge Match of Doom

DOOM



So let's get down to the "nitty gritty" of this little occasion. So Inky says that she's got an arrogant ass of a friend, and it's my job to put him in his pompous little ass back in its prissy little place (I'ma slap-a-hoe if you catch my drift, brosepha). Basically, it's my job to make sure his dress-wearing slut of a self ends up RIIIIIGHT BACK WHERE IT BELONGS (not here, and not as a winner). I will be assembling my group of hardened soldiers in order to fight his filthy flavorless self. I will record the battle records here.

I have bet the entirety of Eternal Dream's dignity on this battle, and if the Hakuna Matata Committee loses, then we will forever surrender and admit to our eternal virginity and failure as human beings.

This match will occur whenever the fuck I feel like.