In Soviet Russia

Or Modern Day North Korea. Whatever you want to call it.

Really, I was bored, and thought to myself, "Hey, who here could make the best "In Soviet Russia..." joke?" Which is why I put this up.

Please, be creative, no spam is required to participate in this game.


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In Soviet Russia, sense makes you. O:

In Soviet Russia, car drives you.

In Soviet Russia, trees climb you.

In Modern Day North Korea, you draft the army. x3

In Soviet Russia, the mudpip(sp?) heard that they like you

In Soviet Russia, fire hydrants pee on dogs.

In Soviet Russia, the ball hits you with a bat

In Soviet Russia, honey makes bees.

In Soviet Russia, food eats you

In Soviet Russia, glasses wear you to see.

In Soviet Russia, paper writes on you

In Soviet Russia, a cold catches you.

In Soviet Russia, school goes to you

In Soviet Russia, music listens to you.

In Soviet Russia, jokes laugh at you.

In Soviet Russia, roles play you.

In Soviet Russia, you burn fire.

In Soviet Russia, the car drives you

In Soviet Russia, books publish you.

In Soviet Russia, machines build you.

In Soviet Russia, messages reply to you.

In Soviet Russia, you stab swords.

In Soviet Russia, YouTube watches you . . .

In Soviet Russia, google searches you

In Soviet Russia, the meters run you.