One Big Dysfunctional Family!

Xenosaga wrote:I'm actually a little tempted to kill someone, just because.

v.v

I'll help you, love~

Durn, try adding something more....Masqueradian??

Bob wandered down the lonely alley under the fierce gaze of the ethereal moon. The city was deathly quiet and not many a person partook in a delightful stroll at this time of night. Slowing his pace, Bob glanced suspiciously at the shadows.

There was a rustling from farther back in the alleyway--the dead end.

With a loud screech unbeknownst to Bob's ears, something pounced from afar and pinned him to the ground. Terror wrought the very tears from his eyes and stained his cheeks with anguished salinity. His vision, already blurred, now became completely obstructed by a blindfold. He felt pressure lifted from his back, only to have something crush down onto it--a foot. Not knowing what was coming next, Bob just thought and thought--about his family, his friends, his life.....and then nothing. The killer brought down a sledgehammer with Bob's head as the target. A mixture of squishing and cracking permeated the air and echoed sickeningly against the walls of the encroaching buildings. Brain matter splattered against the pavement and skull fragments skitted down the alleyway in a freeing waltz.

That's a murder scene, Durn~ ^ ^

Never mind that...MAID! Bring me a bag of catnip...XD

Masquerade wrote:Durn, try adding something more....Masqueradian??

Bob wandered down the lonely alley under the fierce gaze of the ethereal moon. The city was deathly quiet and not many a person partook in a delightful stroll at this time of night. Slowing his pace, Bob glanced suspiciously at the shadows.

There was a rustling from farther back in the alleyway--the dead end.

With a loud screech unbeknownst to Bob's ears, something pounced from afar and pinned him to the ground. Terror wrought the very tears from his eyes and stained his cheeks with anguished salinity. His vision, already blurred, now became completely obstructed by a blindfold. He felt pressure lifted from his back, only to have something crush down onto it--a foot. Not knowing what was coming next, Bob just thought and thought--about his family, his friends, his life.....and then nothing. The killer brought down a sledgehammer with Bob's head as the target. A mixture of squishing and cracking permeated the air and echoed sickeningly against the walls of the encroaching buildings. Brain matter splattered against the pavement and skull fragments skitted down the alleyway in a freeing waltz.

That's a murder scene, Durn~ ^ ^

Watch Umineko no Naku Koro ni, it will give you a plethora of lovely murder thoughts. :3

ACCEPTABLE!

Duke Robert Highlander, Bob to his friends, was a man of few words. He ruled with an iron fist and offered no mercy to friend or foe alike. It mattered little who had wronged him, for he had a penchant for toying with his victims before killing them, twisted sadist that he was. As of late, the duke had been most troubled by the fervor with which a young man proclaimed the duke's reign a tyrannical sham. Such insolence could not be allowed to continue, and he sent off an entire platoon to silence the lad.

Now you must be thinking that this bloody tale ends with the triumphant success of a brave soul's cry for true justice. You are wrong.

The knights knocked the boy off his high horse - rather, his wooden crate - and drew their blades. They encircled him, raised their arms, and in rapid succession, swords fell one by one. Blood flew into the air and splattered across a silver helm. A crimson design trickled down the metal armor and painted the ground a rich hue. Screams could be heard from as far as the duke's estate.

Bob was most pleased.

Xenosaga wrote:Catnip?

Yes sir! Before I go to retrieve your order, please specify which type of catnip you want and how much of it you wish to have.

Looks like I'll have to put off that murder scene until I finish my duties.

...cut the questions...just get me catnip! And use this sack...
*throws cloth sack onto Xenosaga's head*
I'm mean...>:3

This isn't as fun when the one being ordered around has a positive attitude about it...>.>

ALL RIGHT! I'm the new addition to the family! CC's brother and lab partner, Obli!!! *looks around* I'm gonna go set up my lab in the basement.

*Opens basement door and steps through*

Where are the lights? Oh god!!!

*trips and falls, crashing down to the basement*

.........
Oh! I found them! ..... Why the hell would someone put this at the BOTTOM of the stairs??

I walk down and help him.

I looked around outside of the house. "Is this the right place?" I thought to myself, taking out a piece of paper, looking at it for a few mins, before putting the paper away, grabbing my suitcase that has my weapons and armor and moves my duffel bag a bit that has my cloths, my Black and Blood red D3, my D-Tactor and Dark, a DarkChibimon and my digimon partner. I walked over to the front door and knock on it. "Is anyone home?" I asked, looking around.

I hear Ghidorah roar and I run to the door and Answer it.
"Hello?"I say looking around.

Catnip....I forgot what catnip does to cats...does it give them a buzz?

Hm...you're late! Kuori dun want catnip anymore...>.>
Now go get me food! Shrimp dumplings to be exact...

I looked up at GhidoraMaster. "Hey...is this the right place?" I asked to GhidoraMaster, rubbing the side my neck.

Shrimp? Well, I suppose if you're still taking requests, I'd like cooked lobster tails with garlic butter dipping sauce.

-Looks up from paying the family's bills.- Oi! I'm the one paying here! Get me some raw steak, please.

A dog is paying for everything? Amazing. Didn't know dogs could be paid...

"Yeah this is the place. Come in.*I say with a smile.

I smiled, nodded my head. "Alright." I said as I walked in. Dark poked his head of out of my duffel bag, looking around. "Wow...nice place." Dark said, his voice is just like Mieu's voice from Tales of the Abyss.

"Who's that?" I say startled at the voice.