One Big Dysfunctional Family!

Dear father of ours.... where is my sister?? I must talk to her about my next plans at destroying the city. Do you know where I might find her??

*blinks in surprise*

W-what was that? "Destroy the city?" What the hell are you talking about??

Regardless, your sister went to the hardware store to buy tools for some school project I guess....

She's probably helping to destroy the city. Cool.

Great. So she's woking on it then! Well then, can I have some money to buy Uranium from the Russian mafia down by the docks?? Sadly, my new mechanization needs it to run.

*blinks twice in surprise*

Ummm, how much do you need?? ^ ^;

Wow....that's....interesting.*possesses the tv and watches House on it*

Masquerade wrote:*blinks twice in surprise*

Ummm, how much do you need?? ^ ^;

Oh. I just need about 5 dollars. Uranium is running cheap nowadays.... I'm surprised that Wal-Mart doesn't have any in stock. >.<

Oh....*hands Obli $5*

You know your sister asked for $100 just to buy some tools? I'll have to have a word with her when she gets home.

All right!!! *swipes 5 dollar bill from Masq's hand* I'm outta here!!!!!

Obli ran outside of the house and pressed a small button on a necklace hanging from his neck.

"Yay for anti-gravity technology!!!" Obli said as he flew toward the docks.

What did I miss?

Not a whole heck of a lot. *looks at Masquerade* What do you have in the freezer, I can cook something up for you all.

Ummm, I don't cook or do the shopping so I have no idea what's in the freezer.....> >

For that matter, I don't even know how we all stay fed. I think people have been eating the dog. Mayhap there are some spare limbs in the freezer??

Eating's a mortal's thing....how boring. I'll laugh when you start eating each other; though it'll be very gross...

Pfftt, I don't need to eat, I'm already dead. >.>
Yet masq still won't tell me who it is. >.>

Hey! We don't eat people in this house--only the pets. You know what? I'm going to the damn store! XD What are we having tonight? Think quick or I'll get something nasty~

Get some dead infants, oh, and make sure that they're the ones who got tortured to death also.

Get some pie, pie smells good, and some...PARTY CAKE ICE CREEEAMMMMM. I'll possess someone to eat that good stuff! And Better than sex cake, never had that before.

Hey! I didn't ask for sarcasm young man. No dessert for you! And guess what? We're having PARTY CAKE ICE CREAM for dessert tonight! So in your face!! XD

We're going Italian--I feel like spaghetti. I'll be back soon, kids. Aura, you can watch the house or whatever; you're always doing it anyways~

EDIT: Aura, we have a total mind link!!

lol

It's called House, and yesssss, party cake ice cream! Now I'm gonna wonder who to possess.....

Better than sex cake? Never heard of it. Alright, Masquerade.

Possess me and you'll never wake up. ;D

*leaves and slams door*

I live in an insane asylum....

*starts car and drives off*

*looks around* What to do now?

*walks in through the front door, whistling and carrying a bag with odd-shaped objects inside*

Hi guys!

*walks towards the steps*

Bye guys!

*walks in and shuts the door. soon after more banging and clanging can be heard*

*blink**blink**blink*
Crap...after Aka-cha~ Kuori ish next...o.o;
*runs off into room and locks the door to plan out rebellion*