The epitome of proper banter has arrived...

An epitome of proper banner hath arrived?! Dost thou sense abolishment of texts my fair pupils?! Aye! Oh goodie, this lady has finally abolished my stereotype that I've begun to doubt about usual women talking text everywhere but in spoken language.

yup.

VIII Redeta wrote:What do you mortals require of me...?

I am old enough to know what I desire, yet young enough to obtain that which I yearn for. ...I jest. I am as vulnerable as any of you. All you need to be aware of is that should you irritate me beyond forgiveness-- I'll devour your soul like pumpkin pie on Thanksgiving dinner.

I will enjoy it with whipped cream and then some.

On a brighter note, let the roleplaying commence~

Mortal? That's what I used to address people by...XD

Shall I ramble a bit about myself?

I like the color red.
I love food.
I think the chicken came before the egg, but that's just me.
I love gaming.

Ask me anything.

I'm guessing like most others here, you predominantly enjoy RP video games?

Yes. My preference are RPGs. Generally JRPGs because western RPGs are rather dark. (Dragon Age had me crying by the end. And nauseous in the middle.)

However, I'm a versatile - yet casual - gamer. I may not be an FPS god, but I do enjoy Halo as much as the next junkie. Actually, I'm quite good at RE5. I mean, hey, I beat Veteran difficulty with just my trusty rifle. I managed to upgrade the first rifle all the way and-- mm, bolt-action. <3

Yes, I loves Halo. I AM a Halo god, and have; regrettably been worshiped as such for my skill with the Energy Sword.

I myself like Real-Time strategy games, Role-playing shooters, and of course FPS games like Halo.

I love Swords!!

Ahhhh, RTSs <3 I miss Age of Mythology. So amazing was that game~
I'm thinking Mass Effect. Are you thinking Mass Effect?
Fffff... What other FPS do I not totally fail at... Hah. I don't play many.

Yes, Mass Effect is a good game, from what I've heard, but I've never had the pleasure of playing it.

I'm sub-decent at Call of Duty games, but I dislike the realistic theme.

It's got a few kinks. I think you should just wait for the second one~

...Call of Duty is kind of depressing. The "skippable" levels in MW2 are... bleh. My brother forced me to watch a video.

Never skipped any levels...I'm sure the Moscow airport slaughter was my favorite. Not because of killing the citizens, but because at the end you get shot in the head in a...cool way?

I only liked a few missions, either cuz they were easy, or they had something cool happen in them-such as when you play in the arctic levels and have to be a stealth sniper....

Yeah, no. Shooters just aren't for me. I'll play them, but I don't actively seek them. I rather play a hack-n-slash like Dynasty Warriors over a shooter, lol.

Hm. What else can I say about me.........

Yes, I understand that.

Have you achieved anything? Such as completed training is any kind of martial arts, or something?

I haven't completed any martial arts training, per se, but I'm at an intermediate level. That and I take kickboxing if that's worth mentioning. Hah. It's fun. I look at all as more like exercise than learning how to defend myself. My reflexes are rather lacking.

Yes, I see. I have completed mine, it was fun, although my nature kind of counters my training, as I am a horrible fighter; but yet am a 1st degree(lowest rank, lol) black belt...

I'll probably get back into it when my license is fully granted to me.

I'm also doing sword training, completed nunchuks[i dunno how to spell it...], bow staff....and sai training.

But I do suck at fighting, so I suppose that's a good 6 years of life wasted. >.>

Hah. I've dabbled a bit in dagger and sword, a bit of staff, too.

It's... it's not all bad. At least you got some exercise out of it? Ahaha.

Yes, that's true....but racquetball, now that's a sport that's a workout, I mean you have to move a lot in that sport. Too bad my friends trump me in that sport, but at least I can beat my dad and here him curse.

It's really funny....and of course, there are the funny instances where the ball will bounce off a wall and strike someone in the head lightly enough to make them lose their footing.

...........wow. Yeah, I'm not a sports person. I'm more of a "sit in bed and game for 5-6 hours" kind of person.

Well, now I am that person also, since that gym closed down to be an off-campus gym for university students.

But I need my daily dose of cardio, so I know I have the ability to flee when conflict rears its ugly head at school.

You make me feel lazy and insignificant.

I'd replay the opening scenes of the Noble origin, but... my 360 red-ring'd shortly after I beat the game as one of the Dalish.

It's been at least a year, and I haven't gotten my ring yet. Unless you count the time I rewired my xbox to fix the first ring, but that was just wiring problems. Microsoft doesn't fix it, so how could I? Maybe they're just lazy....

I got the ring after... at least two years or so. Maa... I shipped it off recently. And Microsoft does fix it o_O

Really? When my friend sent it, he just got a new xbox, in fact, all of my friends who sent their off got totally new xbox's...

Hm. I know a place that can fix the ring for 60 bucks. Ehhh.

In the meantime, I'm just chilling and surfing around here. Lol. OTL ahhh. I want to roleplay...

That's a rip-off, but faster. Did you have xbox live before the ring came up?