The Green Glass Door

You may sing a ballad but not a tune.

You can do ballet but never dance.

You can be a sharpshooter or a gunner but never a soldier.

You can have a crossbow but never be an archer.

You may be a fool, but you're never an idiot.

You may run into a wall, but you may not run into a frog.

You can read a book, but never read its pages.

Okay, I'll try it.

You can speak but never say a word.



Did I get it?

(Not quite, CC ^ ^; You have to look really closely at our posts~)

You can choose to feel hopeless, but you can't decide to not have hope.

. . . . . . . . . *more long pause and staring* . . . . Ahhh.

Rephrase then:

You can tell but you can't know.

(You got it, CC~!)

An object may be really annoying or irritating, but it can't be very bothersome.

You can have a dollar, but not a euro.

Someone can be assaulted, but not beaten upon.

I like green eggs, but not ham.

Tossing hippos is possible, but throwing elephants is not.

Things can be common but not everyday.

The gentleman was eccentric and enthralling but by far not enthusiastic.

You can be merciless but not harsh.

One can be immortal, yet not live forever.

There is a washing room, but no dirty socks . . .

//42 are missing . . . //

The fish teem in a river but don't form a group.

Things accelerate, but don't go faster.

//Ugh, studying these posts made me sick. Time to phail.//

There are loony people, but no crazy people.

//*bangs head on desk*//

//Meh, I feel like a noob . . . wait, noobs!//

There are noobs but no newbies.

Things happen but nothing changes.