Never Ending War

*sees Shadow's movements as if they were in slow motion and sidesteps, spins, and swings claymore toward the back of Shadow's neck in less than a fraction of a second*

*Shadow's claw transforms into a scythe, and skillfully blocks the attack before submerging into the floor once again. The scythe suddenly appears behind windy in a swinging motion, like if being manipulated from the underground.*

*swings claymore to meet the scythe and easily shatters it into pieces*
...underground eh, ara? >:3
*strikes the ground and creates a massive tremor*

*Before the claymore can even reach the floor, a shadow in form of a hand appears just below the weapon and catches it, violently pulling it to the ground and bringing both the claymore and Windy, his head clashing to the ground.*

*"Dives" to an adjacent wall.*

Mind if I join for whatever fight becomes available?

If I am not bothering anybody, can I join?

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If you want to see what is inside these eggs, click them.

Oh... I feel so lazy just standing here~ Might as well get into the picture, yeah?

-summons giant, cream-covered strawberries-

Don't laugh at my moves... They might looks harmless and delicious, but just you see...! >w<

-sends the strawberries flying towards Windy, exploading with a sticky cream on contact-

*gets hit and is covered in cream*
Okay...this feels so very wrong...ara...>.>
*runs behind Creame-pon and strikes the back of her neck with the claymore hilt, attempting to knock her out*

-giggles-
Oh ho ho~ I could make so many perverted jokes right now... ^3^

-quickly whips around and defends self with giant fork-
You look so delicious in cream, Windy~ It looks good on you. In fact, I could eat~ you~ right~ up~ <3

-jumps back and charges at Windy with the pointy part of the fork-

*deflects the fork out of Creame-pon's hand with claymore and slashes her*
Was that supposed to be a sexual innuendo, ara? >.>

-jumps back, but a wound appears on my arm-
Sexual innuendo? I have no idea what you're talking about. ^_^

-cake mix appears around Windy's legs, thick as mud-
Shoot... Where did that fork go? Don't you know it's impolite to attack ladies, Windy-tan? >3>

Hey, wait, you weren't supposed to help me, Creame!

*sighs*
And your point is, ara? >.>
*propells self out of the cake mix and slashes at Creame-pon again*

Ah, I'm not? It says we're teamed, though...
I was just... filling in while you were gone... Yes, that's it~ You can have Windy to yourself now... ^3^
-grabs fork and runs away, barely dodging Windy's attacks-

Um...if you two fight Windy by yourselves, you're not gonna get anywhere...ara...^^

You're that powerful? Heh, don't underestimate me.

Eh...but still, you two should try to take Windy down before Cerani-sama comes back and makes this impossible for you two if tisis all you two can do to fight...ara...>.>

-cough- Windy just doesn't want me to leave. He really wants me here sooo bad, I know it. -cough-
>_>

I'm sure Shadow can take care of it, probably~ ^w^
Goooo, Shadow~!

Fine...but sadly, Windy probably can't win this at the moment...Windy is forbidden to kill...ara...~

If you can't kill, then how will you win? Shouldn't you just give up, then? >3>

...that's why Windy's stalling...Cerani-sama has full rights to kill as she is Destruction...ara...^^

Well then, should I kill you before Cerani gets back? Good idea, yes? :3

But... I don't wanna make Shadow angry at me.... v~v;;

Err... Alright, let's fight off Windy until Cerani comes back, Creame.

Uhh...maybe Windy needs a fill-in partner? ^.^

...why not? Zero-chan, you can fight until Cerani-sama gets back...ara...^^