The Adventures of Naletia - Now With Underage Drinking!

<3 you too.

Updating profile now.

Tell me which stats your upgrading so I can edit the profile in my list as well. =3

I'll begin posting the next battle.

+5 MP, +1 ATK, +1 DEF.

I hope you like crocodiles. =3

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What?

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Okay, come on. You should ALL have seen that one coming. Of course I'm going to give the Creeper a profile.

Yay, it's a Creeper.

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Fuck, it's a Creeper!

And guess who has to fight it in round 4? =D

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I'm glad I got Endure now.

You know, Endure can sometimes fail. =3

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Did I not mention Endure can fail?

... Temporary stat increases can fail?

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I was thinking of something else.

Good luck with the move of 5 and the very small battlefield I'm going to give you.

That's okay.

I'll use Endure the first turn, let him come up to me, and then I'll smack him in the face.

Hopefully 75% increase will be enough to survive.

50 piercing Damage, Durn.

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The Creeper doesn't care about your stat increases.

It has a D-Ability, righto.

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How are people supposed to defeat that at level 4?

Kill it in Turn 1?

Look at it's R- and S-Abilities.

Now tell me that it is possible to survive a Creeper explosion.

IT IS NOT POSSIBLE TO SURVIVE A CREEPER EXPLOSION!

*Battler Point*

Let's go, Zeri!

Bring on your best truths! 3:<

You gave up rather easily. =3

IT IS NOT POSSIBLE TO SURVIVE A CREEPER EXPLOSION!

ITS STATS AND S/R-ABILITIES COMBO TOO WELL TO BE TRUE. IT MUST BE SOME SORT OF MYSTICAL FIGHTER-WIZARD TO BE ABLE TO DO THAT.

EVERYONE KNOWS MYSTICAL FIGHTER-WIZARDS CAN ONLY BE PLACED IN THE 60-70'S BRACKET OF A CLOISTER OF 100 TRIALS!

THEREFORE, THE CREEPER IS A MYSTICAL FIGHTER WIZARD AND MUST BE PLACED IN A HIGHER BRACKET BECAUSE OF ITS TRUE PROFESSION, A MYSTICAL FIGHTER WIZARD.

I think I wi-

... Wait, what was I arguing for again?

The Creeper will be placed in the level 59 bracket.

Just to spite you.

I HAVE WON.

I HAVE LOST.

*Head explodes*

It's a good thing that Toads eat spiders.

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*Implodes*

I need posts please. =3

You imploded?

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I'd rather explode. Sounds more pleasant.

I'll implode in your face if you don't post.

... Post where? =D