Love Drunk Bitch Ruined my Party!

Pardon my language... I've cooled down a little, but here's what happened just a couple hours ago.

So I've been back a fucking week, and I've been doing work all fucking day every fucking day this week (which I just found out that I'm not getting fucking paid for like I was fucking promised.). But that's not the only fucking thing that has me so fucking pissed right now. A couple fucking days ago, a friend invited me over to the local coffeehouse for what seemed like a date or something to-fucking-day (Which is was so fucking not, and really poorly put together, not to fucking mention someone who fucking hates me for no fucking reason came only because one of my friends was their and she happens to have a stupid fucking crush on him). Well, I totally forgot it was to-fucking-day because to-fucking-day was my dad's last fucking day here till christmas which I was rather sad about. Not to mention I had fucking stuff to do since 9 fucking trees fell on out house and on other things on our property. So, I realize one fucking hour later that I was supposed to be at the fucking coffee house, and I call to see just how mad my one friend who set it up was and to say I'm sorry. Well, I call up and find out that it wasn't a fucking small get together but a surprise party (which made me feel even worse for standing them up at first) but that's not why I'm so fucking pissed off. Because the person who answered the god damn fucking phone is the person who hates me, screaming: "YOU'RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE! WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR A FUCKING HOUR! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!!! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!?!"

Well, before I can respond the fucking love drunk asshole, someone else snatches the phone from her and says: "You forgot to come to your own surprise welcome back party?"

And so I apologized nicely, and my mom drove me to the coffee shop ASAP. But, when I fucking got there, the bitch was the first one to come up to me me and start going on about how I was fucking late and that I didn't deserve my friends and all that. Well, I got so fucking pissed I told her she better get the out of the coffeehouse because I didn't want anyone else to hear what was going to be said. Now, this isn't exactly what I fucking said (I made it a little nicer, though I really shouldn't have) but this is the basic message:

"WHO THE FUCKING HELL DO YOU THINK YOU FUCKING ARE? I'M AN HOUR LATE, SO FUCKING WHAT! I'VE ALREADY APOLOGIZED TO MY FRIENDS AND WANT TO MAKE THAT HOUR UP TO THEM. BUT IT SEEMS I CAN'T FUCKING DO THAT BECAUSE YOU'RE HERE MAKING A FUCKING SCENE IN FUCKING PUBLIC. I'M SURPRISED THAT THE GUY AT THE COUNTER DIDN'T THROW YOU THE FUCK OUT BEFORE FOR DISTURBING THE FUCKING PEACE! AND ON A SECOND THOUGHT WHY THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN FUCKING HERE? YOU DON'T LIKE ME AND I FUCKING HATE YOU!!! IT'S BECAUSE HE'S HERE ISN'T IT? I BET THAT'S THE WHOLE FUCKING REASON!!! YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S FUCKING FINE THAT YOU LIKE HIM, BUT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SOMETHING FOR ME AND MY FRIENDS, NOT SOME LOVE DRUNK WHORE WHO HAS TO STALK MY FRIEND WHO DOESN'T EVEN FUCKING LIKE YOU!"

At that point, one of my friends came out and pulled me back inside and the fucking bitch stuck around till her ride came for her. After she finally left everything was cool though, it was really rather nice, especially since I hadn't seen most of them in forever.

But as I said, I'm all cool now... sorta... and wow... that was a little longer than I thought it was gonna be...

Edit: Oh and Masq, when you create the virus that kills the stupid people, make sure you also create one to kill assholes like her >.>