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Re: The Chatterbox Thread ~ Soup Extermination Headquarters
by Creame Mon Feb 20, 2012 5:44 pm
Come at me with a guess then, bro.
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Re: The Chatterbox Thread ~ Soup Extermination Headquarters
by Nixen Luster Oha Mon Feb 20, 2012 5:47 pm
I got nothing.
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Re: The Chatterbox Thread ~ Soup Extermination Headquarters
by Creame Mon Feb 20, 2012 5:50 pm
Fail. >:C
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Re: The Chatterbox Thread ~ Soup Extermination Headquarters
by Nixen Luster Oha Mon Feb 20, 2012 5:56 pm
I failed! I'm so sorry. T_T
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Re: The Chatterbox Thread ~ Soup Extermination Headquarters
by Kurio Mon Feb 20, 2012 6:16 pm
I haven't finished the manga, I got to chapter 7 :/
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Re: The Chatterbox Thread ~ Soup Extermination Headquarters
by Zerifachias Mon Feb 20, 2012 7:13 pm
SHIT.
I DIED.
=3=
Fucking bears, man.
Skyrim stories:
I DIED.
=3=
Fucking bears, man.
Skyrim stories:
- Shot a Chicken:
- So after the whole opening sequence, with Alduin the World-Eater interrupting my execution, I finally worked through all the lag issues (there are still a lot of lag issues) and got to the first city. Where I promptly shot a chicken.
And got 45 gold added to my bounty in Whiterun. Which also prevented me from doing any quests, since I aggro'ed every -fucking- person in Riverwood. So after I died a few times, I finally decided to run through Riverwood during the night...only to be met by Imperial soldiers down the road a bit. They didn't stop me and ask me to pay or anything. No, they attacked me. So I killed them.
I FINALLY got to a Whiterun guard and paid off the bounty. I didn't want the bounty in the first place! All I did was shoot a chicken!
- My First Dr'gon:
- The story above this one is slightly related, because I also killed a witch in a lone hut after she found out I stole her every possession. I think that was related to this next story.
So, after I killed my first dr'gon, a group of "Hired Thugs" approached me...and killed me. Rather easily, I'm embarrassed to admit. But that's okay, because it was three-on-one after they killed all the others there. I'm a Wood Elf with an emphasis in Archery, remember? Can't do much when three strong-arms are after me.
So I had to kill the dr'gon again. I did, got the power, and then BAM. Right in my face there is a hired thug. So I shot him in the face. Down he goes. Then the rest of the guards manage to take care of the other two thugs.
- FUS!...no, NO WAIT, I DIDN'T MEAN TO-AAAARRRGH!:
- After the first dr'gon fight, I went back to the Jarl and spoke with him about some stuff concerning the Greybeards and the Dr'gonborn (That's me!!!). But his little side-kick said something rather rude about my character. You guys know how Lily reacts to being underestimated. So I pressed the 'z' button and FUS'd the guy's face...but I also hit the Jarl. Thus, aggro'ing the entire lot of them.
I died hard. I laughed harder.
- One day, I'll kill all you assholes:
- I HAD A SECOND DR'GON FIGHT! I was around level 8 or 9 at the time, and this dr'gon was a pain to land. That scaly motherfucker just didn't want to land his fat ass. So I loosed a few arrows (23) at 'im. All of them missed. And then he landed. What a dickweed.
After I managed to absorb the dr'gon's soul, I noticed that there was a Thalmor who was also fighting the dr'gon. After approaching the Thalmor, he drew his sword and told me to back off.
Did I back off, you ask?
Why the fuck would I back off just because some hotshot told me to?
I shot him in the face. Killed him on the spot. What can I say? He was a douchebag, so I killed him. Then I stole all his belongings. Turns out he was an elf with elven armor, which was much better than what I was currently wearing, so I put it on.
- Wha...bear? Is that...is that a...OMIGOD IT'S A BEAR! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-:
- So I was walking down the road, trying to get to a quest location, and I come by this little rock overhang on the road. It's on the compass, so I decide to go check it out.
Bad move.
There was a fucking bear, and as soon as I "discovered" the location, the bear came barreling out of the thing and just fucking mauled me to pieces. I tried fighting it with arrows, swords, but nothing worked. Then a wolf came along. So I ran.
Turns out bears are faster than you unless you're running. I had no stamina. I died.
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Re: The Chatterbox Thread ~ Soup Extermination Headquarters
by Nixen Luster Oha Mon Feb 20, 2012 7:21 pm
Sounds fun Zer. e.e
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Re: The Chatterbox Thread ~ Soup Extermination Headquarters
by Creame Mon Feb 20, 2012 9:57 pm
@Windy - THEN NO LOL SCREEN SHOT FOR YOUS.
Which is good for me, because I haven't finished all of my homework yet. P:
@Zeri - Damn ittt. I want Skyrim so I can download all of the things and have trolling trololo trolls and pink-haired characters. :'<
So wish I had a gaming laptop right now...
Which is good for me, because I haven't finished all of my homework yet. P:
@Zeri - Damn ittt. I want Skyrim so I can download all of the things and have trolling trololo trolls and pink-haired characters. :'<
So wish I had a gaming laptop right now...
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Re: The Chatterbox Thread ~ Soup Extermination Headquarters
by Zerifachias Tue Feb 21, 2012 9:20 am
I just snipe everything.
I actually decided to have Lydia follow me around. I got tired of dying because of enemies not falling for my stealth.
=3=
I'm level 11 now with 40 in Archery.
I actually decided to have Lydia follow me around. I got tired of dying because of enemies not falling for my stealth.
=3=
I'm level 11 now with 40 in Archery.
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Re: The Chatterbox Thread ~ Soup Extermination Headquarters
by Nixen Luster Oha Wed Feb 22, 2012 8:47 pm
I don't know about everyone else but I love windy days like this. <3
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Re: The Chatterbox Thread ~ Soup Extermination Headquarters
by Kurio Wed Feb 22, 2012 9:09 pm
*pops in*
Did someone say "Windy"? o3o
Did someone say "Windy"? o3o
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Re: The Chatterbox Thread ~ Soup Extermination Headquarters
by Nixen Luster Oha Wed Feb 22, 2012 9:14 pm
@KuoriChan:
Yes. I absolutely love going outside during windy days. x)Nixen Luster Oha wrote:I don't know about everyone else but I love windy days like this. <3
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Re: The Chatterbox Thread ~ Soup Extermination Headquarters
by Kurio Wed Feb 22, 2012 9:45 pm
...I'm going to assume that Nix doesn't get it... :<
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Re: The Chatterbox Thread ~ Soup Extermination Headquarters
by Nixen Luster Oha Wed Feb 22, 2012 9:48 pm
I get it love~
I just wanted to share my love for windy days. xDD
I just wanted to share my love for windy days. xDD
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Re: The Chatterbox Thread ~ Soup Extermination Headquarters
by Kurio Wed Feb 22, 2012 9:50 pm
Oh yeah, that's right...of course you'd notice love. Creame calls me that regularly even though everyone else calls me Kuori <3
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Re: The Chatterbox Thread ~ Soup Extermination Headquarters
by Nixen Luster Oha Wed Feb 22, 2012 9:56 pm
I also remembered when I first meet you, lol. You went by Windy ;o
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Re: The Chatterbox Thread ~ Soup Extermination Headquarters
by Zerifachias Thu Feb 23, 2012 6:03 am
Soooo the Thalmor tried to execute me.
Cowards didn't do it when I was in Whiterun, but instead in the middle of a swamp. There were three of them, one of them was a mage.
They attacked me first, so I killed them.
Cowards didn't do it when I was in Whiterun, but instead in the middle of a swamp. There were three of them, one of them was a mage.
They attacked me first, so I killed them.
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Re: The Chatterbox Thread ~ Soup Extermination Headquarters
by Creame Thu Feb 23, 2012 6:10 pm
*also pops in*GosuKuoriChan wrote:Oh yeah, that's right...of course you'd notice love. Creame calls me that regularly even though everyone else calls me Kuori <3
Did someone say "Creame"? ^3^
Lol Zeri.
Everything in Skyrim can be resolved by murder.
Everything!
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Re: The Chatterbox Thread ~ Soup Extermination Headquarters
by Zerifachias Thu Feb 23, 2012 6:16 pm
Creame wrote:Lol Zeri.
Everything in Skyrim can be resolved by murder.
Everything!
Creame, I think your statement is more true than you think it is. XD
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Re: The Chatterbox Thread ~ Soup Extermination Headquarters
by Kurio Thu Feb 23, 2012 6:29 pm
Yes, I did in fact say "Creame." Unfortunately "Windy" is still better, because it's a word people actually use in normal situations outside the interwebz ^^Creame wrote:*also pops in*GosuKuoriChan wrote:Oh yeah, that's right...of course you'd notice love. Creame calls me that regularly even though everyone else calls me Kuori <3
Did someone say "Creame"? ^3^
Lol Zeri.
Everything in Skyrim can be resolved by murder.
Everything!
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Re: The Chatterbox Thread ~ Soup Extermination Headquarters
by Creame Thu Feb 23, 2012 6:40 pm
It was windy today too.
But it was warm today, so it wasn't that bad. :3
Windy will and forever be my name for you, Windy-tan. :'D
Kill all of the chickens!
But it was warm today, so it wasn't that bad. :3
Windy will and forever be my name for you, Windy-tan. :'D
Kill all of the chickens!
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Re: The Chatterbox Thread ~ Soup Extermination Headquarters
by Nixen Luster Oha Thu Feb 23, 2012 6:43 pm
The amount of times I mention "Windy" o.o
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Re: The Chatterbox Thread ~ Soup Extermination Headquarters
by Zerifachias Thu Feb 23, 2012 6:44 pm
Don't kill the chicken.
It's always that one chicken. Everyone kills it.
It's the Cuckoo from Zelda. =3=
It's always that one chicken. Everyone kills it.
It's the Cuckoo from Zelda. =3=
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Re: The Chatterbox Thread ~ Soup Extermination Headquarters
by Kurio Thu Feb 23, 2012 6:44 pm
Creame wrote:It was windy today too.
But it was warm today, so it wasn't that bad. :3
Windy will and forever be my name for you, Windy-tan. :'D
Kill all of the chickens!
*4 Windy-clones pop up*Nixen Luster Oha wrote:The amount of times I mention "Windy" o.o
...shit...>.>
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Re: The Chatterbox Thread ~ Soup Extermination Headquarters
by Zerifachias Thu Feb 23, 2012 6:45 pm
*puts on blindfold*
*shoots all of the clones with my revolver*
*takes blindfold off*
Fix'd.
*shoots all of the clones with my revolver*
*takes blindfold off*
Fix'd.
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