Re: The Chatterbox Thread ~ Soup Extermination Headquarters

[Cerani]

That would be interesting. Be like an eel but with those trailing tentacles?

[Xenosaga]

You wouldn't be able to tell where my head is, I would be too squiggly. I can latch onto anyone coming close-

Oh my god, I would have tentacles! Ooooo, the things I could do. . . . If they resist, I could always give them a little shock.

Bzzzz.

[Cerani]

Congratulations, Xeno. Instead of the victim, you are now the tentacle monster. XDD

[Xenosaga]

I've leveled up AND upgraded!

I knew it would be glorious.

Now, I must glide through the waters to search for my first-Hey, what a minute, I'm not a jellyeel yet, why am I acting as if I am?

. . . . . Jellyeel. Sounds tasty. Onomnomnom.

[Cerani]

It sounds kind of gross.

I may use it for a monster.

[Xenosaga]

It would have to be in water though, it doesn't have lungs.

Mmmmm, underwater battles. Should do that in a roleplay where characters can breath underwater with an item/spell for a quest but they would have to wear swimsuits because clothing would be too heavy.

[Cerani]

I had already planned an out at sea battle with a large sea creature. This is better. XD

[Zerifachias]

I've leveled up AND upgraded!

I knew it would be glorious.

Now, I must glide through the waters to search for my first-Hey, what a minute, I'm not a jellyeel yet, why am I acting as if I am?

. . . . . Jellyeel. Sounds tasty. Onomnomnom.

Xeno...

I missed you being here so much. T=T/

[Xenosaga]

Can you imagine the nosebleeds that would occur imaging the hot and sexy ones in bikinis and speedos? It would be beautiful.

Aw Zeri, have some jellyssues. They absorb moisture and they feel nice.

[Cerani]

You're damn right it would be. XDD People screaming everywhere - though whether in delight or terror would be difficult to tell.

[Xenosaga]

Obviously the ones who are wearing the bikinis will be the guys and the girls will be donning speedos. Yummy.

[Cerani]

I approve of this idea.

[Xenosaga]

Now we need a beach scene. The sun, the sea, the sand, the giant jellyeels itching to molest anything within its reaches.

Mmmmmmmmmmm.

[Cerani]

--claps twice-- Masq! Is such a thing feasible?

. . . Zeri?

[Xenosaga]

I could have regenerating tentacles!

Brilliant!

All that soft skin, waiting to be touched. . . . I mean, uh, so how's that water.

[Cerani]

Xeno, stahp. I'm getting inappropriate thoughts. XD

[Xenosaga]

But they're so delicious! Onomnomnomnom.

[Zerifachias]

I want no part of this.

I'll just...watch. Or something.

[Xenosaga]

The temptation is so great, my fingers are itching to type something up but I'll probably be drooling too hard to actually finish it.

It would have been wonderful.

[Cerani]

Post it as fanfiction or something. XDD

[Xenosaga]

If I actually type it up, I think I'll suffocate from laughing too hard.

[Cerani]

Lol, well we can't have that. I'm a little disappointed though, haha.

[Masquerade]

I don't even know what's going on. o3o

[Cerani]

I believe that that is the entire point of this thread.

[Xenosaga]

I WANT

candy.

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