Kingdom Hearts Fans, prepare to murder me!!!

A lot of you will probably kill me for this, but I just started playing the Kingdom Hearts games yesterday. A friend insisted that I borrow it. I am not sure about it yet, because I'm not that far into it, but I have a feeling I will like it. As Cerani knows, I am a puppy that is lost to the world, sheltered from the beauties of this land (especially the culinary, video game, and motion picture beauties), and know ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT ANYTHING!

So for those of you that are just like, "OMGWTFROTFbNL, (Try saying that five times fast. By the way, that means, 'Oh my gods, what the eff, rolling on the floor, but not laughing.') YOU SHOULD HAVE ALREADY PLAYED KINGDOM HEARTS YOU IDIOT, ITS THE GREATEST THING THAT HAS EVER BEEN BESTOWED UPON US BY THE GODS!", let the murdering of me begin!

And, if for some reason you don't wish to murder me, this will change your mind.












I LOST THE GAME!

GODDAMMIT!!! I ALMOST WENT THE REST OF THE WEEK!!

DX It's all your fault . . . T_T


But still, how do you like it so far? Good yes? ^.^

Yes, pretty good. HELLA LONG INTRO THOUGH! OMG it took me 5 hours just to finish the intro...only because I kept it paused for like an hour while I went to the store. >.<

Hehe, just wait until you have a boss battle that takes three hours. *cough*Maleficent*cough*

Oh god, that was the worst. x-x Wait, Cerani. You have to specify that she is in her Dragon form. The battle before that was a piece of cake. Dragon Maleficent is the one that takes forever, especially with the strategy I used. ^ ^;;

. . . I would say both and then say I usually died in the first 3 minutes of fighting her dragon form. Or maybe I was exaggerating and it really felt like three to five hours because I died at least sixteen times the first battle through.

Really? You had trouble with the first battle against her? It's pretty much just running to the right place and blocking when needed.

For the dragon battle, I just went to the edge of the battlefield and used Tinkerbell while guarding against fireballs. I let Donald and Goofy handle her. ^ ^; Took a while, but I won. =3

It took a while for me to get the timing right. Plus, I was a bit pressured to finish the battle as I was not at my own home and my mom was coming to pick me up, so I never got to finish the battle with the dragon.

Ah, yes. Pressure does not help with timing. x-x But that sucks because you didn't get to fight the hardest boss of the game (that's not optional). =o

this all sounds so pleasant!

Yes, yes it does. The torture is sweet. XD

Hades and the Alice in Wonderland boss were the annoying ones for me.

Maleficent died to my 3 Dumbos and 3 Clouds plus a few 0s.

Though who I was stuck on for AGES was the Member with the Ice Shield.. Augh. So annoying just when I sold all my fire cards and keep forgetting to discard Dumbo. T.T

We're talking about KH, not Chain of Memories. ^ ^;

Curse you all!

-Poof-

Well I have played that one..

Only boss(es) I hated was, Cloud and Leon..

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Hercules, Cloud (jumpy as hell fighting this guy, especially in the real Colosseum battle with him, before Hercules), and Ursula. Hated that giant bitch . . . with a fucking passion. My favorite, however, has to be the the fight in Neverland against Captain Hook. Never knew how much I loved to fly until that battle. ^.^

I'm sorry, but the one-on-one battle with Riku was just the worst. That is the absolute toughest storyline, not optional battle in the whole game. Seriously. =_=

Spoilers just not to spoil anything for the new gamer here..Unless he has far passed some of these battles. -Shrug-

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Oh yeah.

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Ursula? Why wouldn't I hate her?

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It was the most annoying fucking battle ever. >.> And don't get me started on what's-his-name in KH2 with the seven spears. I still haven't beaten that guy. Ugh.

-Cough-

Six lances..Actually..

He uses the *Six Lances of the Whirlwind*

And yes, annoying as shit. ^-^''

Xaldin is his name I believe..

Oh damn it.

I hate Xaldin.

I had to use the special attacks in order to avoid that whirlwind dragon attack. Then had to use hope like hell he didn't use it again until my MP filled back up.

Well, dammit it's kinda hard to count when I'm trying unsuccessfully to dodge all across the screen and all.

You need lots of potions.

When he comes back, you have to attack him IMMEDIATELY.

I spammed potions and ethers and the few elixirs.

Past that I had no idea what I did but I won..

I think I may have done a victory scream out the window too..

First time I fought Xaldin, it took me two deaths until I could beat him on the third.

Now I always beat him, although he's still a pain in the ass.