Pokemon: 5th Generation

Deskaan.

His defensive capabilities will devour your children.

Shuckle is bettur.

Yes he is. =3

Ah, and I almost forgot:

The first Pokemon to ever have pants! =D

It's a fucking tadpole.

A yellow fucking tadpole with legs.

At least he has enough decency to even try to put on pants.

Don't hate. D=

I hate it. 3=

Black and White are going to be terrible. But I'm going to buy the game anyway because it's pokemon.

@Xeno: Yep. And this thing is using its tail as a scarf.



We're all doomed.

@Zeri: I think the gameplay will be better than the others so far, but the Pokemon in it are terrible.

That thing will eat you. Seriously. 3=

Are there any new eeveelutions?

Not a single existing Pokemon chain was given a new addition this generation.

Gay.

Glaceon is still my favorite then.

It's disappointing, I know, but hopefully this badass will make you feel better.



His name is Kumasyun, and he would like a hug.

He's cold. Yes.

*Shot*

*Shoots again*

Curse my love for ice-types! D=

I do want to hug it.

All of it. Including the frozen snot.

Wow... So I was looking through the list again, and I found this evolution chain:



That's some hard work you've done there, GameFreak.

Magnemite gone technical?

He's a solid Steel type, that's new, isn't it? ...Now that I think about it, there's a solid Flying type too.

*Points at purple and green genie*

And Xeno, you'd be surprised. The first evolution's name is "Gear".

Great originality, GameFreak.

Solid steel? So only two weaknesses?

Rare.

Ah, that reminds me.

There's a new electric type with Levitate, so it doesn't have any weaknesses.

...

It's a giant eel. With arms.