Durn RP's

*Perfects Engrish*

FARUKONNU MISARU BARAJURU!!

*Shotgun transforms into a bigger shotgun and fires heat-Seaking missiles at Kuori*

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.......

=D

*Tambourine fires multiple, bladed, Kuori-Seaking cymbals at Kuori's head*

I stole the Seaking.

Cause awesome.

I'll go get a mop >.>

Forget the mop.

You'll need this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lp1jmKoa7uQ

Mexico is blocking it :/

*brutalized*

...owwie...seven more to go...ara...>.>

Quacking die already, Kuori. 3:<

*Shotgun is used as a golf club, knocking Kuori's head off*

Update will come after I finish redesigning one of the upcoming battles.

Well, good for you.

After watching what I just posted, I feel kinda depressed now.

xD

*whacked*
...stop it...please...Windy dun wanna lose all his lives...ara...>.>
Lives: 6

Imma keep killing you until you die.

*Shaves Kuori's skin off with a hatchet and feeds the rest of him to a wild boar.*

Dun worry Windy!

*Takes 1 of Windy's lives and puts it in a jar*

Now if you'll excuse me...

*leaves thread*

...seriously? If all of Windy's gone, his mechanical side will take over, ara! DX
Lives: 4

*Pops back in*

Dun you worry. I GOT THIS [/George Lopez] ^.~

*Disappears*

Edit: About earlier with the whole worry over Alice being Karma'd. Can't happen until a wall is broken down :p

Edit 2: No fair Zeri. I even said 'I GOT THIS' >.>

*Sliv's jar suddenly explodes*

I am the Goddess of Vengeance.

There is nothing that my power cannot reach.

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Also: *Dips Kuori in sulfuric acid*

Zeri, why did that commercial make me laugh so hard?

*Shotgun transforms into a piranha launcher*

*Fires piranha launcher at Kuori*

Because it was poorly made?

And it was about a cleaning product? xD

I honestly laughed so much that my neighbors started shouting at me from the other room.

It was humorous.

Hey umm... quick question:

What do you use to clean piranhas off of things?

You wait for them to finish their meal.

And then you clean up the gore just like you would any other slimy puddle of gore.

Ahh, ara! T.T
Lives: 3

Aye.

*Uses scissors to cut off Kuori's eyelids and stabs his eyes with a sharp object*

Zeri, may I tap into my Hinamizawa Syndrome Mode?

...not even going to say anything to give you more satisfaction...ara...>.>
Lives: 2

Aye, Durn. You may.

... Yay.

*Ahem*

A wide smile gently squirms onto the face of Durn, his eyes widened with sheer insanity, pupils quivering in the sight of Kuori. "You..." His breath was utterly putrid, and his voice seemed to crack and screech as his teeth would grind against one another, "You are a reptilian... and you must be eradicated..." The boy's matted hair remained still as he slowly spun around in circles, making his way toward the defenseless Kuori.

He was now three feet two inches away from Kuori. He bent downward and removed a small, loose plank from the wood flooring. A sole, rusted nail protruded from the corrupt, rotting wood, which emitted a terrifying, shrilling noise as Durn scraped the plank against the wall. "Ahh yes, such a beautiful sound it makes... Yes yes yes... Yesyesyesyesyesyesyes...." The boy seemed to had entered a false sense of post-coital ecstasy, which was most likely triggered by the horrendous noise.

At this point, Kuori was dumbstruck. Unable to move, his legs buckled beneath him, rendering him completely helpless. Durn then approached his prey, which stared at him almost as if he was a deer gazing into the ominous headlights of an oncoming truck. He knew his death was approaching at a quick, inevitable rate.

Durn raised the plank above his head, and viciously swooped downward toward Kuori's ear. A squirmy, splattering noise could be heard as blood drizzled throughout the room and stained the walls a crimson red. "My dinner... Yesssss..." The boy hissed as he bent downward toward the corpse, taking what seemed to be a mangled fragment of Kuori's ear by a small strand of flesh. He licked the ear, and then proceeded to ferociously feast upon the boy's slaughtered body.