Re: The Chatterbox Thread ~ Whatchu Know 'Bout Chocobos?!

by **Masquerade** Mon Mar 28, 2011 7:43 pm

We lurk late.

by **Masquerade** Mon Mar 28, 2011 7:49 pm

CERANI, WE HAVE BEGUN THE INCANTATION!! WE MUST COMPLETE IT!!

by **Cerani** Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:07 pm

Alright, alright!

We strike straight. ;P

by **Masquerade** Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:08 pm

We sing sin.

by Zerifachias Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:10 pm

Shall I prepare the bonfire for the roasting of two black mages?

by **Cerani** Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:10 pm

We thin gin.

by **Masquerade** Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:14 pm

We Jazz June.

by **Cerani** Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:15 pm

We die soon.

XD

by **Masquerade** Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:16 pm

THE INCANTATION IS COMPLETE!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Do you know what you have done, Cerani! BEHOLD!

*enormous pelican emerges from a vortex in the sky and unleashes a rain of innumerable panties upon Eternal Dream*

by Durn Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:18 pm

Mr. Pelican, where have you gone?

I've come to pick you up and take you back home. ;^;

by Zerifachias Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:19 pm

...

......

I'm leaving.

by **Cerani** Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:20 pm

Aw, but we need the fish to complete the summon!

by **Masquerade** Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:21 pm

Bah. Forget the fish. Consider the following equations:

Fish + Panties = Awesomeness.

Fish = Panties.

If the above equations are true, then:

Panties + Panties = Awesomeness.

Thus, the summon is indeed complete. :3

by Zerifachias Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:22 pm

...FINE.

YOU WANT A FISH?

*Leviathan bursts out from the ocean, eats Masq, then disappears*

THERE'S YOUR -FLUCKING- FISH.

by **Cerani** Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:23 pm

*waits for Masq to reconstitute*

Well that was one hell of a fish.

by **Masquerade** Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:24 pm

*reincarnated as a pelican*

SQAWK, SQAWK! (Panties Time~~!!)

by Zerifachias Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:26 pm

...

Masq, did you know that in some Asian countries, the pelican is a delicacy?

...

I didn't think so.

That's because I just made it up.

by Creame Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:26 pm

Spoiler:

-catches panties and builds a house with fancy lingerie and sticks-

:3

by **Masquerade** Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:29 pm

Sqawk sqawk sqawk, sqawk sqawk sqawk SQAWK sqawk sqawk sq sqawk sqawka. (See? The almight rain of panties has brought peace and prosperity to the land of Eternal Dream.)

by **Silver** Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:29 pm

*Sticks Masq in Zeri's panties then runs like hell*

by Durn Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:30 pm

Mr. Pelican? Is that you?

I searched so long. ;^;

*Takes Masq home*

by **Masquerade** Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:31 pm

Sqawk sqawk, sqawk sqawka sqawk Creame sqawk. (You were supposed to stuff me in Creame's panties. ; - ;)

by Zerifachias Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:31 pm

Durn wrote:Mr. Pelican? Is that you?

I searched so long. ;^;

*Takes Masq home*

Was that a Higurashi reference?

by **Cerani** Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:32 pm

Zeri, Masq is in your underwear. There's something wrong with that. D:

by Creame Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:33 pm

IT WAS DONE.

RAISINS, SOMEONE IS GOING TO DIE.

Holy crap, this is the most beautiful story I have ever seen unfold ever. ;o;
Happy endings for all!
EDIT: lolwut Masq? I already have a pelican in my panties, I dunno if there was room for two. :c

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