Re: The Chatterbox Thread ~ Whatchu Know 'Bout Chocobos?!

by **Silver** Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:34 pm

Oh... right.

*Slaps Durn with a fish and then takes Masq and stuffs him in Creame's panties*

by **Masquerade** Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:35 pm

But I want a companion. Me and that pelican in your panties can play chess and Monopoly and stuff. I'm through sqawkin'. Everyone here speaks pelican fluently, obviously~

EDIT: Thank you, Silver. :3

by Durn Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:36 pm

@Masq: Dawww, I missed you too, Mr. Pelican. I missed you so much, I'll get you that cream you wanted.

... Would you like the cream... shaken or stirred, Mr. Pelican? :D

@Zeri: I suppose it was an unintentional reference... Maybe. 3:<

@Cerani: Nuuu, Masq isn't in the underwears, neither is anything. The only thing that was in there was Mr. Pelican, but Mr. Pelican is safe and sound back at home now.

@Sliv: Mr. Pelican, nooo!!

*Summons shotgun and shoots through the back of Sliv's skull*

*Snatches Mr. Pelican*

I shall now create the ultimate weapon: The God-Slaying Pelican-Launching Shotgun!

by Zerifachias Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:36 pm

Hey Sliv, c'mere for a second.

I wanna show you something cool.

*Slits Sliv's throat then feeds him to starving beavers*

by **Masquerade** Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:38 pm

If you want to give me ice cream, make sure you get some for my new friend, Durn. Shaken, please. ^ ^

by Durn Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:40 pm

@Masq: Okay, Mr. Pelican. Shaken.

*Takes Creamy and throws her into a giant thermos*

Would you like to shake your cream, Mr. Pelican?

by **Masquerade** Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:41 pm

I'm afraid to answer that. x-x

by Durn Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:42 pm

Mr. Pelican, I know you've been gone for a while. You must have been flying for a while. I bet your wings are tired.

I'll shake it for you.

*Throws the giant thermos into a giant blender*

*Turns on blender*

by **Silver** Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:42 pm

*Spirit rises from body*

I wonder how I possess someone... >=3

by Zerifachias Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:44 pm

HA.

YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD!

"Shut up and let me concentrate! Seal!"

*Sliv's spirit is sealed to Masq-the-pelican*

Enjoy each other's company while you can.

by Creame Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:44 pm

Yay! Thermos... I like being shaken and... -insert dirtay joke here-
... :D
-beaten to a creamy pulp- @~@

Wait. Why do you not invite me to play monopoly, Pelican Masq and fellow pelican George?? :'c. </3

by **Cerani** Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:44 pm

No comment. I'm laughing too hard. XDDD

by Durn Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:45 pm

So...

Can I fuse the spiritual Mr. Pelican to my shotgun now?

Please?

by **Masquerade** Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:46 pm

This isn't fun anymore. No blender, no blender. T_T

...

Now we have to restart Monopoly. FUCK.

by Durn Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:46 pm

It's okay, Mr. Pelican.

We can just use the game of Monopoly we never got to finish before you ran away.

Ran away...

by Zerifachias Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:47 pm

Durn wrote:So...

Can I fuse the spiritual Mr. Pelican to my shotgun now?

Please?

Permission granted.

by **Masquerade** Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:48 pm

I'm sorry, Creame. It's been great being in your panties, but it's time I took my leave.

*pelican Masq flies away over the horizon to regions unknown*

by **Silver** Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:49 pm

*Is sealed to Masq*

Maintenant, nous pouvons diriger le monde >=3

by Durn Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:49 pm

NOT SO FAST, MR. PELICAN!

*Arm extends outward, pulling Mr. Pelican back to Durn*

I ACTIVATE MY SPELL CARD, POLYMERIZATION!

GO, SPIRIT-PELICAN LAUNCHER!

by **Masquerade** Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:50 pm

You're forgetting about Mr. Pelican's super secret special effect that turns all spell and trap cards into PANTIES!!

by Zerifachias Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:52 pm

I SUMMON.

THE BLUE-EYED WHITE DRAGON TO THE FIELD.

NOW MY DRAGON, USE WHITE LIGHTNING ATTACK!

*dragon firez it's lazerz at Masq, roasting him*

by Durn Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:52 pm

I ACTIVATE MY COUNTER-TRAP CARD!

SQUAWK NEGATION NEGOTIATOR!

YOUR EFFECT IS DISABLED!

by **Masquerade** Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:53 pm

*Mr. Pelican is sent to the graveyard*

*Masq's soul disappears into the abyss*

by **Silver** Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:54 pm

*is freed from Masq*

Finally!

*Possesses Zeri and makes her stuff 3 pelicans in her panties*

>=3

*Leaves Zeri's body and disappears*

by Durn Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:55 pm

I ACTIVATE MY SPELL CARD, MONSTER REBORN!

RISE UP, MY PELICAN FRIEND!

...

NOT SO FAST, SLIV!

I ACTIVATE MY TRAP CARD, AND STUFF!

YOU'RE MINE ONCE MORE!

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