Re: The Chatterbox Thread ~ Whatchu Know 'Bout Chocobos?!

[Masquerade]

I had to fight a manikin of her and I noticed she had some new stuff and I kinda freaked out because she was awesome to begin with and now I must try her out for myself but I'm going to just finish the stories and shit first before working on leveling characters to 100 like I was stuck doing in the first one but I'm not sure if I should stick to my tradition and level up Onion Knight and Terra first because they kickass but Laguna is like so overpowered with that Machine Gun bravery attack that it's insane and Kefka is annoying and it just had to be said.[/run-onsentence]

[MysticKnightFF5]

I'm awesome with Yuna. At level 53, I killed a level 100 Yuna at Extreme behavior with Maximum difficulty. I'm quite sure I just pwned the Goddess of Harmony, lawl

[Uguu~ Yogurt]

Windy's atheist, does it look like he cares about your petty sins, ara? >.>

pfft I'm not religious too. *Kills Windy Higurashi-style*

[Silver]

*Hits Yogurt with a fridge filled with cinder blocks*

No killing >=I

Only maiming ^.^

[Durn]

I'd prefer to peel off every inch of skin with nail clippers and then throw the victim into a tub of saltwater.

After that, I'd rip off each fingernail one by one and then chop off their hands. I'd then take the fingernails and shove them into the holes where their hands used to be and junk.

After that, I'd happily nail a tube of chapstick into the target's skull with a hammer.

[Silver]

Don't think I've forgotten about my death in the murder mystery Durn... that was just X.X

[Cerani]

Hmm, I give it a 7.4. You forgot about the hair.

[Durn]

Be glad I didn't do anything else, Sliv. :D

@Cerani: I guess the nail clippers could do that too.

I'd also like to release live hornets into the target's mouth. Yeah. That too.

[Silver]

You couldn't have just set me on fire? That's how I wanna go XD

[Cerani]

I'd prefer to freeze to death, but I passed away from a combination of blood loss, exhaustion, dehydration, and starvation. Yay! XD

How were you planning on killing me anyway, Durn?

[Durn]

Hmm...

I think I was gonna eat your medulla oblongata. o.e

... Or something like that.

[Cerani]

That would be oddly poetic.

[Masquerade]

Crap. I just realized Nika said something horrible in Unforgivable Sin. She said:

"That's a nice jar you have there...."

...

SSSSSSSSS--BOOM!

[Kurio]

*spirit posesses Yogurt*
*Yogurt jumps off a cliff*

[Xenosaga]

Inside joke? Because if I'm supposed to know this, I, for the life of me, can't remember.

[Silver]

Oh Masq... you didn't...

You'll release a world of suffering and anguish upon us all T.T

You ****** >.>... jk :p

[Xenosaga]

Ikemembu~~~

Fuck, now it's stuck in my head.

[Zerifachias]

Crap. I just realized Nika said something horrible in Unforgivable Sin. She said:

"That's a nice jar you have there...."

...

SSSSSSSSS--BOOM!

*Pops in suddenly*

I sense a disturbance in the Creeper!

Masq pulled a Minecraft reference...?

[Masquerade]

Masq did indeed pull a Minecraft reference....but only unintentionally. I had no idea what Nika was saying until I went back and read the post and thought: "Oh shit. They gonna explode! XD"

[Durn]

At first I was like: "Oh, that's just a Minecraft reference."

And then I was like: "...Masq just pulled a Minecraft reference."

:>

[Xenosaga]

Relatives almost gave me a heart attack when they pulled the internet connection on me. I nearly lost my Light post.

[Uguu~ Yogurt]

*spirit posesses Yogurt*
*Yogurt jumps off a cliff*

You possessed my double. =P

Pokemon White is awesome. =0

[Kurio]

...curses, foiled again, ara! DX

[MysticKnightFF5]

Her hair was up in a ponytail
Her favorite dress tied with a bow
Today was Daddy's Day at school
And she couldn't wait to go.
But her mommy tried to tell her,
That she probably should stay home.
Why the kids might not understand,
If she went to school alone.
But she was not afraid;
She knew just what to say.
What to tell her classmates
Of why he wasn't there today.
But still her mother worried,
For her to face this day alone.
And that was why once again,
She tried to keep her daughter home.
But the little girl went to school,
Eager to tell them all.
About a dad she never sees,
A dad who never calls.
There were daddies along the wall in back,
For everyone to meet
Children squirming impatently,
Anxious in their seats.
One by one the teacher called,
Each student from the class.
To introduce their daddy,
As seconds slowly passed.
At last the teacher called her name,
Every child turned to stare.
Each of them was searching,
For a man who wasn't there.
"Where's her daddy at?"
She heard a boy call out.
"She probably doesn't have one"
Another student dared to shout.
And from somewhere near the back,
She heard a daddy say,
"Looks like another deadbeat dad,
Too busy to waste his day."
The words did not offened her,
As she smiled up at her mom.
And looked back at her teacher,
Who told her to go on.
And with hands behind her back,
Slowly she began to speak.
And out from the mouth of a child,
Came words incredibly unique.
"My daddy couldn't be here,
Because he lives so far away.
But I know he wishes he could be,
Since this is such a special day.
And though you cannot meet him,
I wanted you to know.
All about my daddy,
And how much he loves me so.
He loved to tell me stories
He taught me to ride my bike.
He surprised me with pink roses,
And taught me to fly a kite.
We used to share fudge sundaes,
and ice cream in a cone.
And though you cannot see him,
I'm not standing here alone.
Cause my daddy's always with me
Even though we are apart.
I know because he told me,
He'll forever be in my heart."
With that, her little hand reached up,
and lay across her chest.
Feeling her own heartbeat,
Beneath her favorite dress.
And from somewhere in the crowd of dads,
Her mother stood in tears.
Proudly watching her daughter,
Who was wise beyond her years.
For she stood up for the love
Of a man not in her life.
Doing what was best for her,
Doing what was right.
And when she dropped her hand back down,
Staring straight into the crowd.
She finished with a voice so soft,
But its message clear and loud.
"I love my daddy very much,
He's my shining star.
And if he could he'd be here,
But heaven's just too far.
You see he was a fireman
And died just this past year.
When airplanes hit the towers
And taught Americans to fear.
But sometimes when I close my eyes,
It's like he never went away."
And then she closes her eyes,
And saw him there that day.
And to her mother's amazement,
She witnessed with surprise.
A room full of daddies and children,
All starting to close their eyes.
Who knows what they say before them,
Who knows what they felt inside.
Perhaps for merely a second,
They saw him at her side.
"I know you're with me Daddy."
To the silence she called out.
And what happened next made believers,
Of those once filled with doubt.
Not one in that room could explain it,
For each of their eyes had been closed.
But there on the desk beside her,
Was a fragrant long-stemmed pink rose.
And a child was blessed, if only for a moment,
By the love of her shining bright star.
And given the gift of believing,
That heaven is never too far

- Unknown

[Xenosaga]

That was fun to read but wouldn't that be in the writing section? Unless it's nonfiction. We don't have a place for that. . . . .

Pretty quiet tonight.

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