Re: "Dear _______"

by crazE Sun Jul 29, 2012 7:19 pm

Dear World,

.......
.......
.......

You suck.

-crazE

by Nixen Luster Oha Sun Jul 29, 2012 8:30 pm

Dear internet,

Why to you keep mocking me?

Nixen.

by **Cerani** Mon Jul 30, 2012 2:05 pm

Dear peoples,

I have never seen so many people full of shit in my life, and believe me, I've seen a lot of them. How do you stand yourselves.

- Cerani.

PS: To everyone else, I love you guys.

by **Cerani** Fri Aug 03, 2012 12:12 am

Dear jaw,

It's okay, I get the point. You can stop hurting now. I chewed on both sides like I'm supposed to, but you kinda pulled a muscle there, scared me a bit. Made me think you had finally come out of your socket. But please, I've taken five painkillers now. Stop?

-Cerani

by Luminous Fri Aug 03, 2012 5:45 pm

Dear DeviantART,

Stop mocking me. One minute you are showing me artwork that makes me feel really awful about myself, and that invokes a rather vicious circle of me wanting to draw in order to improve but my brain says NO so I mope around for a day.
BUT on the other hand you also show me artists that support the strangest of things, like using other people's bases and editing them which is apparently 'good art'.

I need to stop being cynical about stupid things,

Shadrawr. =D

by Allindur, the Lightfoot Tue Aug 14, 2012 9:31 pm

Dear College,

Why did you do this to me? I was a perfectly happy anti-social nerd before I met you, and now I'm constantly haunted by these cravings. Alcohol, smoke, social interactions and dancing - FOR THE GODS, DANCING! - now I have to worry about fulfilling all these normal needs people have. That's cool, but really, really incovenient. I'm not sure if I should thank you for the people and dancing skills or curse you for the personality change. Probably a little bit of both.

-Your confused Alli.

P.S: On an unrelated note, I know I suported this strike, but the monotony is driving me crazy, please give me some classes already!!

by **Masquerade** Tue Aug 14, 2012 9:43 pm

Dear Nick,

Thanks for giving me a cute haircut. >w<

Sincerely,

A very satisfied customer

by **Silver** Tue Aug 14, 2012 11:35 pm

Dear Masq,

You got a haircut? :O

I kinda want to see now, cause I know you love your long hair. That's not creepy is it? ._.

Ahh well, I'm not trying to be a creeper; lord knows I don't have it in me anyway. Now my brother, that's another story. Creepiest MOFO I've ever met! I mean seriously, he can just appear out of thin air and stay unnoticed for the longest time before you suddenly turn around and BAM! There he is, being a creepy creeper stalker dude.

He cray, man. Cray.

But uh... yeah. I hope you're not weirded out by my wanting to see a pic lol. If you are well... here, have some cookies and forget I said anything~ *tosses cookies*

Your ~~Creeper~~ ~~Stalker~~ ~~Friend with a Hair Fetish~~ Mod and Friend,

Silv

by **Masquerade** Wed Aug 15, 2012 7:39 am

Dear Silver,

I posted a pic on Facebook if you wanted to see it. Also made it my profile pic on FB too. XD

Sincerely,

Masqy

by Zerifachias Wed Aug 15, 2012 7:49 am

Dear Masq,

Nice haircut.

-Zeri

by **Masquerade** Wed Aug 15, 2012 7:51 am

Dear Zeri,

Thank you~

-Masq

by TheNinjaSlayer Wed Aug 15, 2012 9:48 am

Dear NASA,

Your mom thought I was big enough.

~Love, Pluto.

by Kurio Wed Aug 15, 2012 10:37 am

Dear Masq,

Nice pedoface. And haircut too, but pedoface stood out more <3

- Kuori

by Nixen Luster Oha Wed Aug 15, 2012 10:39 am

Dear hair,

Why are you never good enough?

Adrian.

by **Silver** Wed Aug 15, 2012 11:05 am

Dear Masq,

I agree with Zeri, very nice haircut.

~Silv

by Allindur, the Lightfoot Wed Aug 15, 2012 12:21 pm

Dear Zeri,

If you say so, I'll have to believe in you Razz

Alli

by **Cerani** Thu Aug 16, 2012 1:10 pm

Dear things,

I'm tired. Go away.

-Cerani

Dear ED,

Hi there. Smile

Lurve, Cerani.

by **Cerani** Sat Aug 25, 2012 8:35 am

Dear dearest uncle,

Fuck you too.

-Cerani.

PS: Call me a bitch, one more time.

by Nixen Luster Oha Sat Aug 25, 2012 10:30 pm

Dear friend,

I'm a horrible person. I feel like I betrayed you. I'm sorry.

Adrian.

by Zerifachias Wed Aug 29, 2012 3:23 pm

Dear door lock mechanism,

Please stop being a douche.

Sincerely,
Zeri

by Xenosaga Wed Aug 29, 2012 3:26 pm

Dear women's bathroom in Hunter,

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU

Yours Truly,
A Girl Who Really Needs to Go

by Zerifachias Wed Aug 29, 2012 4:23 pm

Dear Skyrim,

Where the fuck are the rest of the Dragon Priests?

I've discovered basically everything there is to discover on the map. WHERE HAVEN'T I BEEN YET?!

With love and admiration,
-Zeri

by Creame Sun Sep 09, 2012 11:54 am

Dear Government Project -

Aahhhhhh....
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH GOD WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!

Sincerely,
Me.

Dear Windy,

Why do you keep insisting we play together even though I suck? xD

<3,
Creamy

by Nixen Luster Oha Sun Sep 09, 2012 2:34 pm

Dear Creamy,

Why don't we do anything? D:

Sincerely,
Nixen.

by Creame Sun Sep 09, 2012 6:36 pm

Dear Nix,

*shrug*
I'm sorry! D:

Loves,
Creamy :>

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