"Dear _______"

Dearest Grandmother,

See you later.

-Zeri.

Dear Mitt Romney,

Stop.

Just...

Stop.

-Zeri

Dear intestines,

I had plans for today, I wanted to see a show, I wanted to dance, I wanted to do things. Bad day for you to screw with me.

Sincerely,
Your owner.

Dearest friend of mine,

It's called communication. Learn it. Maybe there will be less misunderstandings next time.

Your local trainee-psychologist,
-Zeri.

Dear Nix,

Your chair demands you to get Renaki on ED. Do it or I will impale you on a cactus.

Sincerely, Kuori

Physic's Partner/Friend,

I am getting really tired of you. First you seem fine one day, then the next day you're super bitchy to me after I hadn't seen you for 4 days...? What did I do to you, c'mon now... =n=
I feel like I'm always stepping on glass around you. I know people can be moody and have emotions but... dang.

Sincerely,
That Sir Who Sits Next To You In Class



Unrelated mini-sigh: I don't feel like doing community service Saturday morning, but since they already sent me a free t-shirt, I feel obligated into waking up early on a weekend and going to help out... =w=

-Lethargic Teenage Girl

Dear "Friend",

A year ago, we four were thick as thieves. Having a good time, hanging out regularly, simply being happy just because we were around each other.
And then you betrayed me.
It's amazing how one chink in the chain can cause the whole unit to undo.

Is it amusing to damage your friendship for a true friend for the sake of a laugh for others? Your own, selfish, personal game? Are you happy with your choice? Do you know I can see through you, or do you sit smugly with yourself, thinking I'm nothing more than an idiot girl who forgives and forgets? Do you find pleasure in toying with our mutual friends like marionettes? Do you still believe that I will continue to trust you fully?

Do you plan to play the victim from here on out?

As a person who just wants to believe in the good of humanity, I want to see others prosper. But you, my pre-confidant, I want to see you torn in two. Just once. I want to see the ideas and plans you have for the future disperse as if they were nothing but smoke in the air. And if you get ahead of me even in the future, I'll congratulate you -- well done. But, if you fail, I hope you remember that I also remember. Never will I ask help of you, and never will I offer.

If you meant to burn this bridge, you've done a fine job with mine.

- A Sometimes Friend

Dear Morgana,

Thank you for being so amazing. c:

Sincerely,

Seer of Hope

Dear Ferrum College Students,

Stop complaining about having to go to classes. Yes, we were in Sandy's range. What did we get? Wind. Rain. Cold. Hardly enough reason to cancel classes. Get over yourselves, this school NEVER cancels classes. Unless there is a tornado.

Sincerely,
A Ferrum College Student.

Dear Thor,

I believe a storm is more than in order around here. Please? I don't even mind hail, hurricane winds and some lightning. I actually really dig lightnings.

Expectantly,
A follower.

Dear TSM/CLG/iG/whatever other pro team,

Would you be so kind as to play more support Annie? o3o

Sincerely,
Unconventional support player

Dear Disney,

Thanks to you, my Disney Princess poster is outdated.

Much thanks,
Nixen.

Dear Thor,

That was...unexpected...

Thanks, I guess.

Baffled,
A now-slightly-more-convinced follower.