League of Legends

THE DUNKMASTER DUNKS AGAIN.

Fuck Darius. Fuck Zyra. Fuck Xin Zhao. Especially Xin Zhao.

That is all.

Ezreal is cheaper now.

\o/

I'm that much closer to actually buying him.

After I get Katarina.

Lost mid to Morde, any tips on a counter?

Hit harder.

LMAO! That one made me laugh.

Sadly, Victor's auto attacks are crap and my rushed Rabadon's didn't work too well...

...but autoattacks are a crucial part of Viktor's rotation 3:
But anyway, laning against is kind of a toss up between who hits the other first. If Morde hits first he inflicts damage to Viktor's HP while Viktor only hits his shield. And vice versa. Alternatively you may also want to utilize the range of Viktor's E to harass Morde without consequence, that is if you manage to land it first. Also try not to stand in a minion wave, as you would give the Morde a hard time deciding whether to use his E to farm or to hit you. An overall counter to Morde is to ask for ganks from your jungler. Since all his non-ult skills are AoE Morde will inevitably push the lane, which will cause him to be easy target as he lacks a reliable escape outside of Flash and no form of CC whatsoever.

Thanks for the in depth tip! Sadly, most game we have no jungler. Yay low level games!

Herb Lore wrote:Lost mid to Morde, any tips on a counter?

Some of Morde's greatest weaknesses are DoT's. Fine examples would be Swain and Malzahar, they just shred right through his shield and put Morde in a pretty heavy position. Also, Zyra works too, she can kite and harass him rather easily.

DoT? (Ish noob)

Damage over Time.

Ooooh, aha. My bad...

EAT MY DOTS!!!!!!

Okay, I'll leave now.

Stole baron with a 130 AD darius autoattack. Lmao

Don't forget your Sheen proc.

Double post because I'm mad:

Cho went jungle. He never gave me blue and feasted/smited to make sure I got it and laughed. He died to Olaf jungle and kept giving me both buffs. I lost mid to a Morg because I never had any mana (did manage a deathcap as my first item) Garen carries us hard. Everyone says to report me for unskilled player at the end of game.

Why do people have to be such dicks and hate? I tried to hold a lane without blue and Morg can push so hard, no one would cover my ass...

Durn wrote:Fuck Darius. Fuck Zyra. Fuck Xin Zhao. Especially Xin Zhao.

That is all.

no fuck u

Ya know, that's the problem, I don't think that 'unskilled player' should be on the report list, especially if you're smurfing, you can't expect every lv 12 player to know how to play their champs perfectly. And yet, ragers who scream, bitch and whine the entire game get no reports and live to see another day of bitching and whining for absolutely no reason when LoL is a team based game that's supposed to be fun and played with friends. Douchebags who think they're better need to get penetrated by an extra large dragon dildo.

tl;dr - People make LoL not fun.


Lighter Note: My friend gifted me Robot Amumu and Dragon Trainer Lulu~ Haaaappy day~

Another Note: Hiiii Cerani~~~ :3c

I just played a game, M'kay.

Ashe, Lux, Swain, Garen, and Cho'Gath (I was Cho).

Ashe pretty much ordered Lux to go bot, and I politely asked Swain to go mid. Because you all know how great of a mid champ Swain is.

Throughout the entire battle, Ashe was giving out orders and telling people to do this or that, and overusing pings to the point where it got very annoying.

Then, when she hit level 12 (Everyone else was a higher level, I was the highest at 15), she asked for us to go fight the baron.

No. I don't think so. I said we didn't need it, but really, I just didn't want to take orders from her. Especially with that 4/2/9 she had. Poor Lux had 9/5/10 because of her awful lane partner. Swain was extremely passive and died twice. Me?

18 kills, 2 deaths, I forget how many assists. I had 8 more kills than Garen, and he had three more deaths.

Also, whenever I saw Ashe and was fighting near her, she would send off her Wonder Arrow to finish off an enemy that I brought down. She never got the ks though, which made her practically useless.

Unskilled player should be changed to Annoying player.

I always thought reporting someone for Unskilled Player was kind of pointless. If I remember correctly (which I often don't) all Unskilled Player report does is lower their hidden ELO so they get matched with lower level people in their games, which will naturally happen anyway because they'd just keep losing their PvP games. .-.

Why is it that every single time I play Sona my team is retarded?

We opened the selection screen with a guy already picking Swain and calling mid. Ok, no problem, I got Sona and asked to suport bot. Another guy took Ez and said he would come with me. I was waiting to see what top and jungle they would get.

Shen and Soraka...yep.

"But Alli, Shen can jungle!"

Well, I thought that too, until I saw his exaust+ignite and him going top and rushing warmog.

Add to that that Swain didn't hit a single stun the entire game, Soraka didn't heal anyone but herself (nor cast any damaging spell, what makes me wonder what exactly she was doing other than basic attack), Shen didn't use a single teleport and Ez waited until I ran to put a ward before rushing into the fight. (the fact that we were laning against Teemo and Morg can give you an idea of how that laning phase was).

There you have it, a sum up of all my Sona games.

I'm just pissed now...

Lol.

So I just got back from playing a game as Teemo. I had bot all to myself too, against MF and Taric. At first, it's kinda scary. Teemo isn't exactly a tank, so I had to be careful not to let them kill me.

My mid game though, I was killing anyone who dared show their face in my lane. That includes Cho'Gath.

It got to the point where our dear Pantheon complained that I was ksing everyone.

"We're over here using our specials and you're just running around with basic attacks"

...

I laughed so hard. That's pretty much all Teemo does, dude. HE RUNS AROUND AND SHOOTS POISON DARTS AT THEM. I didn't say this, I was actually bummed for not getting a quadra kill and said "Aw, no quadra kill. Bummer" instead.

End game: 36/0/8

I was level 18 before our dear Pansyon was level 14. He didn't get very many kills, either. Hardly worth my time.

So my friend gifted me Vi.


She's pretty awesome.


I went to the store to get some RP cards for gifting and, wouldn't you know...
They said the fucking satellite that activates the cards is down. It's 3 days before Christmas and you're going to do this to me? Why... ;_;

My experience with Summoner's Rift PVP:

I am not a competitive person.

I don't play a lot of PVP.

I don't know many of the rules of PVP.

I am inexperienced playing competitively in anything that isn't a straight-up shooter like Battlefield or CoD.

Many of the players who play PVP on Summoner's Rift are die-hard PVP fans and competitive players.

Therefore, I will always have a shitty experience with PVP on Summoner's Rift.

First time Swain: 11/0/9

New favorite AP mid. <3

Noooo, why is everyone suddenly liking Swain? He's my bird-monster-thing 3: