The Adventures of Naletia - Now With Underage Drinking!

Wait a minute, Marilyn is invisible, so no one can see her anyway~

xD

Sorry. Something like that would only happen in a naughty fanfiction where Marilyn strips down slowly and Michelle watches from afar while she plea--....er, never mind. ^ ^;;

Don't try too hard, Xeno. Your characters have a bad habit of mindraping you a lot when you try to figure them out.

They must tickle your brain a lot. That's why you're so forgetful. =3

That might be it too. .-.

Tell Amaya to get it in gear!

Or Sorazorashii will attack her first. =3

Methinks everyone shouldn't be using stat-boosting moves all at the same time. ^^;

The situation in Light...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6KRUdQB5QQ&feature=related

...

Just got intense. *Sits in swirvy chair and turns toward the window*

*Outside the window on top of the opposing-and very tall- building is Zeri, holding a sniper rifle and pointing it at Durn*

*Zeri fires, but the bullet splits into two pieces before lodging itself in Durn's chest, so technically she shot him twice*

...

*Durn falls down, dead*

*Durn walks in through the door and looks at Durn's corpse*

*Durn looks out the window*

That wasn't the real Durn!

*Shot again... twice*

*Zeri pumps and reloads the sniper rifle. Zeri then pulls out a walkie talkie*

Zeri: Two Durn's are now dead. Proceeding to the next target.

Other Zeri: Good work. Finish the job and you can have that promotion.

Zeri: I've been waiting my whole life for this promotion.

Other Zeri: Yes, all of the other Zeri Assassins have gotten their cookies by now. I suppose it's your turn, but only if you succeed.

... Do you know what an amazing original, non-stat roleplay would be?

... Armies of ourselves...

... Fighting other armies of other ED members...

That'd be fracking awesome.

You should definitely start something like that.

Hmmm...

What would the plot be?

In a world where multiple different subspecies have become apparent, a battle for survival unfolds among them. Alliances will be formed, broken, and thrown into vats of toxic waste, foes will be made, and only one subspecies will come out on top.

NEW UNNAMED ROLEPLAY. COMING JULY 2011!

Audience: July 2011? Booo!

...

It better not take that long.

Or else I might start throwing shit. 3=<

I dunno about you guys.

But I don't feel like going through Phases 15-24 doing nothing but walk.

So, here's an update to end the battle.

New skill for Marilyn:

+Tainted Drink: Produces an obviously poisoned vial of some beverage only to seize the enemy in a violent chokehold and shove the vial down the enemy's throat where the liquid can run smoothly down into the enemy's stomach. 110% Atk Dmg. Range: Adjacent cell. Chance of Poison. ? MP.

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Maid's Outfit - Today's the day I get to serve my master...and maybe kill him? (DEF and SPR +1)

Maid's Bonnet - Just some nice headgear to complete the maid's outfit. (SPR +1)

Woo. It's almost Sergei time.

Masquerade wrote:New skill for Marilyn:

+Tainted Drink: Produces an obviously poisoned vial of some beverage only to seize the enemy in a violent chokehold and shove the vial down the enemy's throat where the liquid can run smoothly down into the enemy's stomach. 110% Atk Dmg. Range: Adjacent cell. Chance of Poison. 6 MP.

Aye. -1 Skill Point. Make sure you don't forget to add it~<3

*Cough*

...

You lucky Mistake bastards get to fight Zexilk and Bitura at the same time.

Both of them are very dangerous.

Bitura's personality is more dangerous than her fighting skills though. Zexilk doesn't talk much, so no one really knows what goes on in his head.