What Did You Learn Today? :D

Today I learned that I am completely oblivious to any and everything in the romance department. Hooray for ignorance~!

Today, I learned that I'm going to assassinate SilentFox for making me laugh so hard IN THE LIBRARY, A QUIET ZONE due to his signature. And then, I shall have my way with his dead body. Just sayin'. I learned that, yesh, I did. :3

I learned today that the body considers its baby as a parasite, and giving birth is trying to cleanse your body of the parasite :3 Lawlz.

Today, I learned that my dog officially owns my bed.

Today (actually yesterday, but I didn't have a chance to post this), I learned that watching a dog get spayed is not nearly as bad as I thought it would be.

Today I learned...*sniffle sob* my soul just died a little......a lot, actually......
https://s434.photobucket.com/albums/qq61/MagiTekSeraphim/?action=view&current=WalMart.png

I learned that even the government believe a zombie apocalypse is coming.

http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp

Today, I learned that I'm going to hell.

Today I learned that raptures can be pretty boring.

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Let's try and make the next one a little more exciting people. D:<

Today, I learned that wearing a Deadmau5 hoodie makes me feel cool. XD

Today, I learned that hating someone with an extreme passion affects the people you care about.

I learned today if you go into the river and play in rapids, don't wear flipflops, as they not only offer poor protection for your feet, they will float away and you'll have to crawl hands and knees downstream to fetch them, lest you walk the half a mile back to the car, on the gravel road, barefoot.

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Today I learned that I'm not Number 5, 7, 8, or 9 :/ [/isreallybummednow]

Today I learned that people don't know how to read. *Sigh*

Today I learned how to properly use Hurricane Blow in CB.

Today I learned that I won't have a lunch period next semester :/

Today I learned that assholes will be assholes and that they will never shut up. So I'm just going to ignore them.

Today I learned that the adult world is dirty and cruel! ToT

Today I learned that it's impossible to get the 999 combo when fighting the two god bosses. ;o;

/damn you teleporting gods...

Today I learned that the first episode of Madoka Magica had a bug that made all of the background music slower than it should have been.

Today I learned that when the entire campus has a blackout, people will build fires out on the front porch to keep themselves warm.

Today, I learned that some people can be total idiots at video games, and somehow still rock at them. o.o

^^^
That would be every single Let's Play-er out there :P

I learned that I can and will kick some ass if I have to. Subtly of course. ;P

Today, I learned that your stomach can feel like it's burning if you get hungry enough.

Today I learned there was a real band that was named after Code Geass ^^