The Excuse Game

Meaningless game is meaningless, but I find it rather fun. :3
As the title states, this is the 'Excuse' Game. What you do is, the poster above you states a command, and you make up some excuse of why you can't do it. After that, you make up another command and the next person makes up an excuse.
For example:
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Post 1:
Fix me a sandwich!

Post 2:
We're all out of bread. D:

Tell me how to take over the world~ >:D

Post 3:
I can't 'cause I lost my "World Domination for Dummies" book.

Make me rich!...
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...And so on and so forth. You get the idea, right? ^_^ So, I'll start us off~


State all of the countries in South America in alphabetical order. :3

Y'know, I was really bad at geometry~ . . .


Tell me what time it is.

Mizumai: No pay, no time.
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...have Plat mauled by chipmunks...^^

A fox ate my chipmunk T.T

Give me a cookie

The cookies I baked you exploded because of spontaneous combustion.
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Go get me a new Wiimote.

...theWiimote was dropped in a sewer...~

Get Kuori a life... :3

I don't have all the money in the world...

Can I have all the money in the world?

Money doesn't exist in Creame-World! 8D

Shower me in cupcakes and other creame/frosting-associated pastries. :3

Kuori's not the best cook/baker...^^;

Put Via in a straightjacket and lock her in a mental institude...~

She's too slippery to catch in the first place. >_>

Help me take over the Ancient Empire of the Muffins!

Kuori dun know where it is...DX

Help Kuori nuke Russia...>8D

I drank all the chemicals T.T

Can I give my dead corpse to Masq?

...it'd be eaten by ghouls before it reached Masq-kun~...^^;

Give Zero a razor for her to embrace her inner emo? :3 (sort of an inside joke...^^

The razors aren't sharp enough...

Can someone explain how Sonia and Valincar can have babies to me?

Uh...Kuori's too lazy...Masq-kun~! The birds and the bees! DX
*shoves Masq-kun~ in Kuori's place and runs off*

Go get yourself eaten by Krok...^^;

Krok will take years to get here...

Can someone get Masq to post her and answer my previous question?

Kuori has better things to do than to pm Masq-kun~ asking him to post here...X3

Someone, anyone other than Kuori, answer Silver's question...Kuori's wondering too...

I have no control over his actions, and you missed a perfect oppurtunity to use an "In Soviet Russia . . . " comeback.


So, say something so that I can make that joke.

Kuori's bad at thinking fast! DX
And apparently so is Masq-kun~...XD

Give Kuori moar common sense...^^

Sorry, I never read that book.


Bring me the interwebz, so that I may pwn you with it.

I have no such power...

Can someone tell me how to create the elixer of life?

I only do necromancy.

Someone bring my apple pie over here.

Via ate it.


Translate this: Cerani aj u jopo roujk!

No you!

Someone update Statistical Characters Hurt and Heal for me.

I don't feel like it...

Can I slap my friend with a wet fish?