The Excuse Game

I only give answers.

Lie to meh.

I only tell truths. D:

Give me a reason.

My reasoning skills are far below average, sorry. :3

Jump out of your window and dance.

All my windows have screens on them.

Make something interesting happen.

I need Mayonaise for that...

Send me a lifetime supply of Pickled Eggs

It got lost in the mail.

Highfive?

.-. I only have four fingers on this hand... stupid shotput accident

Someone go give Heidi Montag a peach.

I don't know a Heidi Montag. But I do know a Montag Heidi.

Help my Chia pet grow. ;-;

Sorry, my water is frozen.

Someone melt all this snow. D:

I'm too cool to make it melt. 8D

Ship me to Russia in a cardboard box~

Sorry, we only use Styrofoam boxes~

Someone pop these bubbles. ;D

But they're already popped! D:

Kill the Chocobos! D:

They're too fast to catch! D:

Go fight a Tonberry. 8D

I don't even know what a Tonberry is.

Make this download go faster.

I can't, because it's probably finished by now. ^^;

Bring me a Tonberry Chef. :3

I can't because it would probably shank me with its knife. X-x

I command you to bring me evidence that aliens exist~~~

Hey, the truth is out there. I don't need to bring you evidence.

Tell me you got that reference.

But I didn't! D:

Step on a bug.

I don't want to see it's insides...

Do my math exam for me.

That would be cheating. D:

Remove your avatar.

My computer freezes when I try to.

Make something go Boom Boom.

I can only make things go Pow Pow.

Give me a hug~ <3

But you're a food topping; that would be too weird. O.o

I need somebody to give me some chocolates~~~

They'll be melted by the time they get to you.

Get me my own TV Show.

TVs are so last year. It's all about teh internet now. >3>

Get me a waffle iron.