The Excuse Game

There isn't a stove/microwave in my hotel room. </3

Bake a cookie yourself.

But there are already cookies in my house! D:

Get me a stick to poke a dead body with.

I can, but swords are more fun. :3

Bitch slap Ahmadinejad.

I don't know him.

Go jump off the world trade center. 8D

But I'd have to climb all that way just to have a short trip down. [/memoryepicfail]


Wake me up, right now.

But you're still sleeping! D:

Tell me the meaning of life.

I would, but your mind would explode. =p

I want someone to build me a house out of cheese, please.

Kuori ate it.

Someone fetch me my tambourine~

But you already have it.

Teach me how to dance.

You already know how to.

Make a supermodel come to my school!

I don't have time for that.

Entertain me.

I don't have time for that.

Videotape me dancing!

I only enjoy tango, sorry.

Someone get Masq and Sliv to post in Dreamer.

Sorry, but it was just updated and I had things to do. I still do, for that matter.

Someone get me a muzzle....> >

We're all out. D:

Someone serenade me. ^^

I'm too lazy.

Someone start a conversation.

No hablo ingles.

Ayudame con mi tarea.

This is America, learn the freaking language.

Send all the snow in Maryland to Canada.

There's no more room.

Help me remember.

Remember what? I can't help you remember anything if you don't know what it is.

Buy me a new hat.

I did but decided you didn't deserve one...

Punt a bunny.

No, I only kick rainbow bunnies.

Buy me more Cheerwine, like now.

I don't know what that is.

Dance with me!

There's someone else I'd rather dance with.

Help me . . . do something. Anything.

No. Breathing is for losers.

Ask me a question.