Re: Return and Leaving Thread

[Zerifachias]

I'm not posting because people keep talking about nothing besides LoL. =3=

[Allindur, the Lightfoot]

There's a topic for that now, we can talk about other things!

[Cerani]

@Masq: I miss you, friend! D:

@Zeri: I started to say 'lol', but then I thought better of it. ;P

@Allindur: There's a topic for everything. It's like one of those rules for the internet, the one where there's porn for everything, and if there isn't you must make it.

But yeah, like I said: the ballpark value is a month. In the meantime, I'm fleshing out mythology and general history for Haladway. It's a bit like reinventing the wheel.

[Silver]

I'm back a little earlier than expected because a lot of stuff is coming to an end with this quarter and I have much more free time (plus I'm getting home at a reasonable time), so I will be writing some posts starting tomorrow.

[Zerifachias]

Welcome back to you then, Sliv. \o/

Don't rush anything though. Take the time you need and make sure you have your priorities in order. We're not going anywhere.

[Durn]

I never really thought about it until it was gone, but abandoning all of you with absolutely zero warning, no, all of the times I've abandoned you- yeah, all of those times. Like the first time, when I went into surgery and left everyone for months without saying anything. And like the second time, when I went on a lengthy summer vacation without telling anyone. And like the third time, when I pursued other activities other than roleplaying without even saying goodbye. I'm a douchebag.

I'm well on my way to doing something with my writing career, but I feel so stupid and so empty now that I've abandoned the best friends I've ever had.

I am too prideful of myself, far too prideful to ever admit that I've fucked up. And here I am, because I just can't fucking take it anymore. I've been irresponsible with you guys on ED, especially Zeri and Masq. I never respected anything that we ever put together. That's exactly why I couldn't ever get past page 35 in a roleplay. It was too much. So many roleplays to handle, so little time for them all. I don't know why I didn't handle them all like a proper human being and just explain my time issues with you guys, rather than running away like a pansy.

Dumb mistake, after dumb mistake, I still owe all of you an apology. Y'all are some of the best friends I've ever had, and I miss you guys.

[Kurio]

*awkward silence ensues*
Ah I'm just kidding Durn. Glad to see you're here again, I missed you in terms of rps and other such things. And don't worry Durn, you'll always be smarter than me at everything :DDD
/is an idiot

[Zerifachias]

Perhaps we should hold a trial for Durn.

To decide what kind of punishment game he has to do or something.

That might be fun. =3

[Durn]

As long as there's no tambourine involved.

[Zerifachias]

Funny how you mention a tambourine.

I was thinking more along the lines of parading around Dallas, decked out in a clown costume and singing showtunes while waving two tambourines in the air and balancing on a big, red ball.

...Though, since it's Texas, someone might just decide to shoot you. So let's think of something else.

[Durn]

I'm allergic to bullets. They tend to cause me immense pain in the applied location with occasional spurts of blood.

So yeah, maybe bullets aren't the best for me.

[Zerifachias]

I think that's normal for everyone.

I don't have many other ideas. My creativity has been drained lately, due to the 50,000+ word novel that I'm still writing.

[Durn]

NaNoWriMo?

[Zerifachias]

Nope, free writing.

It's not November, fool. I already have 50,000 words.

[Durn]

NOVEMBER IS COMING SOON, OKAY?

[Zerifachias]

Maaaasq.

Come say hi.

We'll keep this thread off-topic until you yell at us.

[Durn]

Pants are best worn in the winter, while shorts are best worn during warm temperatures.

However, controversy has arisen over whether or not the terminology "pants" is interchangeable with the phrase "shorts," potentially jeopardizing the legitimacy and clarity of my research.

I must change the word "pants" to something clearer.

Help me Zeri.

[Silver]

I've already expressed my feelings towards your coming back and accepted your apology prior to today. It's nice to have you back. :)

However, as far as punishment goes I do believe this will do...

*waves hand conjuring the 50 Shades Trilogy and shudders*

He should have to read these.

[Zerifachias]

...

Pantaloons is a perfectly acceptable word.

[Durn]

I like pantaloons.

However, I do not like "50 Shades of Whatever."

[Kurio]

What about "50 Shades of Gary?" :3
https://i.imgur.com/excmd.jpg

[Durn]

That was a quick read.

[Zerifachias]

Hardly a punishment, in my opinion.

But since when do other people care about my opinion?

...

Since 1937, bitches. (b=3=)b

[Durn]

*Places cat atop Zeri's head*

His name is Whiskers. =3=

[Zerifachias]

=3=

*sneezes*

Damn allergies.

*shoots the cat with my revolver*

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