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Post by Durn on Wed Nov 10, 2010 7:23 pm

I'm not sure if there's been any talk about this yet here, since I've been gone for quite a while, but I might as well post it anyways.

So yeah, Pokemon Black and White have recently been released in Japan, and it's brought a whole lot of crap to the table.

  • Triple Battles (I find this 100% unnecessary, to be honest)
  • The most new Pokemon out of any generation thus far.
  • Many new type combinations (Ghost/Fire, Ghost/Ground, Normal/Grass, and Dragon/Ice are a few that come to mind), abilities, and moves.
  • The Dream World - a place where you can capture Pokemon with different abilities than they would normally have (i.e. Blastoise with Rain Dish. No joke).


You can find a full list of the new Pokemon here:

http://pokemon.marriland.com/black_white/pokedex

Not many of them appeal to me, but I guess a couple include:



Some of the ones I think are absolutely terrible include (A fucking genie trio, seriously):


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Post by Masquerade on Wed Nov 10, 2010 7:29 pm

Yeah. That's just what we need. A pokemon that's both Dragon AND Ice. = / Killing just a dragon-type is annoying enough. Now they had to cover one of its very few weaknesses. Fucking great.

And I went through that list and said "What the fuck is that?" for a majority of them.

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Re: Pokemon: 5th Generation

Post by Xenosaga on Wed Nov 10, 2010 7:33 pm

There's a few new ones that I find extremely cute. Others are fugly.

And a genie trio? What the hell do they do, grant wishes? Oh, wait, no. Jiraichi already has that field covered.

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Re: Pokemon: 5th Generation

Post by Durn on Wed Nov 10, 2010 7:35 pm

I think that this generation was a huge step in the wrong direction. Most of the Pokemon don't even look like Pokemon.

I also forgot to mention that the player is unable to catch a single 1-4th Generation Pokemon before obtaining the National Dex.

... Except for Magikarp. No joke.

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Post by Masquerade on Wed Nov 10, 2010 7:42 pm

Wow. Definitely a wrong direction. x-x I want the fucking classics!! > > Get stuck with a damn Magikarp. Great.

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Re: Pokemon: 5th Generation

Post by Durn on Wed Nov 10, 2010 7:45 pm

And you can't even catch it. You buy it from some guy who says it's a "rare Pokemon foreign to this region". =_=

I can't remember any of the other downsi-

...

Never mind. Meet Genosect:



Yep. He's a (almost completely monochrome) purple, metallic bug creature.

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Post by Masquerade on Wed Nov 10, 2010 7:52 pm

See what's happening here? The drugs the guys who create these things were taking before are becoming weaker so they have to find stronger junk.

What happened to the good ol' pokemon. I think things started going downhill on the last generation. The third wasn't too bad. I honestly didn't like the second generation at all. The first was the best. Nothing can beat the classics.

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Post by Durn on Wed Nov 10, 2010 7:55 pm

I think a part of it might be the original Japanese influence that some of the original Pokemon had; well, not the Pokemon themselves, but the regions they were designed to live in, you see.

The previous Pokemon games were designed with Japanese architecture and whatever in mind, but the main Black/White developers said that this generation was based in more of a "United States" type of region.

That's probably why they look like shit. *Shrugs*

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Post by Masquerade on Wed Nov 10, 2010 7:59 pm

Saying that, it is the perfect explanation. I like living in the US and whatever, but...well. Basing pokemon on a US influence is like trying to base a painting on a pile of horse shit. Yesh.

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Post by Xenosaga on Wed Nov 10, 2010 8:08 pm

Everyone knows United States shit is impossibible to make look good.

Japanese crap is sooooo much better.

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Re: Pokemon: 5th Generation

Post by Via on Wed Nov 10, 2010 8:28 pm

Im excited for it .... Smile

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Re: Pokemon: 5th Generation

Post by Azure on Wed Nov 10, 2010 9:07 pm

I liked the green dinosaur-thingy...and I liked a lot of pokemon on the list. Especially Victini. And every dragon ever made has always looked cool.

But triple battles are overkill...


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Re: Pokemon: 5th Generation

Post by Durn on Wed Nov 10, 2010 10:29 pm

Are you fucking serious, GameFreak?



He's kinda cute What is this?

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Re: Pokemon: 5th Generation

Post by Masquerade on Wed Nov 10, 2010 10:32 pm

Ew.....looks like a pile of vomit. I have to say even though some of these pokemon are horrible, they are quite hilarious at the same time. Still, I wouldn't touch that thing with out putting on a pair of gloves first.

And what the fuck is the point of a triple battle? Seriously? That's like half your fucking pokemon. Hey, here's an idea: let's have a sextuple battle. Just let all your pokemon go wild and we can have like a mini pokemon war or whatever. > >

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Re: Pokemon: 5th Generation

Post by Xenosaga on Thu Nov 11, 2010 7:30 am

. . . . . .

That thing looks like a fucked up version of ice cream.

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Re: Pokemon: 5th Generation

Post by Zerifachias on Thu Nov 11, 2010 7:57 am

Durn wrote:Are you fucking serious, GameFreak?



He's kinda cute What is this?

Jersey Shore gone wild.

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Re: Pokemon: 5th Generation

Post by Durn on Thu Nov 11, 2010 5:54 pm

Xenosaga wrote:. . . . . .

That thing looks like a fucked up version of ice cream.

Did somebody say ice cream?



... Sorry Xeno. That was perfect.

Thank you for that.

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Post by Zerifachias on Thu Nov 11, 2010 6:06 pm

That's actually kinda cute.

But still. It's fucking ice cream. >>

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Re: Pokemon: 5th Generation

Post by Durn on Thu Nov 11, 2010 6:08 pm

And that's why.

It's fucking ice cream. Now let's break this down:

It's a Pokemon that's made out of ice cream.

It's a Pokemon. And it's ice cream.

Ice cream is edible.

Usually, Pokemon aren't.

This Pokemon, on the other hand, is made out of ice cream. :3

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Post by Xenosaga on Thu Nov 11, 2010 6:11 pm

. . . . . .

Wow.

That thing looks fucking creepy. Just look at its expressions. If that thing has a gender, that will be fucked up.

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Re: Pokemon: 5th Generation

Post by Durn on Thu Nov 11, 2010 6:12 pm

Guess what?

It can make babies.


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Post by Zerifachias on Thu Nov 11, 2010 6:14 pm

It has a bunch of things poking out of it.

I think it's Male.

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Re: Pokemon: 5th Generation

Post by Durn on Thu Nov 11, 2010 6:16 pm

Ooh, ooh!

Let's play a game! I'll give you a Pokemon with a 50/50 gender ratio, and you give me reasons why! =D


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Post by Xenosaga on Thu Nov 11, 2010 6:19 pm

Wow. The child is adorable, what the hell happened to it to make it grow up into that. . . that thing?

Er. The hands?

Hey, it looks like that thing from Soul Eater.

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Post by Zerifachias on Thu Nov 11, 2010 6:30 pm

It kinda does.

What is it called anyway?

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