Corrupt-A-Wish

Basically, someone wishes for something to happen, and the next poster completely screws it up, thinking of the worst possible result.

Go ahead and start, if you have any questions, I'll put down an explanation here. I don't think one is needed for this though.

I wish for Umineko 20 to come out soon.

Wish granted, but it fails. Jessica, Maria, Rosa, Ghoda, Kyrie, and Shannon all die in the first Twilight.

I wish for an epic Umineko episode.

Granted, but it also fails. Battler dies in the first twilight.

I wish for Beatrice to play fair this time.

Granted, but Virgilia doesn't.

I wish for a cone of ice cream.

Granted, but I kept it in my mouth for safe keeping.

I wish for a kit-kat bar.

Granted, but it's half eaten.

I wish for a better Marriland. (Isn't that what this almost is? XD)

Granted, but PHP critical error.

I wish robots were real.

Granted, but they turn against us and kill almost all humans.

I wish for pie.

Granted. However they start taking over the world

I wish for an oreoho cookie. x3

Granted, but they don't exist.

I wish I had mexican for dinner

Wish granted, but you eat Mexicans.

I wish for better 'provided smileys'.

Granted, but they don't smile and become emo.

I wish for a real Spinda.

Granted, but it runs away and is never seen again.

I wish for a giant cake.

Granted, but you hate its flavor.

I wish for a larger option of font colors.

Granted, but you moved to Soviet Russia to get it, and in Soviet Russia, fonts type you.

I wish I had a Klondike bar.

Wish granted, but it's melting.

I wish for an a'splosion! :3

Granted, but you are it.

I wish for a candle.

Granted, but it wipes your face off. Dx

I wish for a Cradily!

Granted, but it dies.

I wish for a PS3.

Granted, but its actually a PS2.

I wish for monyeh.

Granted, but its fake.

I wish for a billion uncorruptable wishes.

Granted, but I'm afraid your wishes are expired therefore useless.

I wish I could juggle. ^ ^

Granted, but juggle chainsaws and you fail to catch one and it cuts you in half.

I wish no one would ignore me...

Wish granted, but you get too much attention.

I wish for a perfect wish.

Granted.

I wish the role play would move a bit faster. ^^