Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted but you never get a job, and so end up homeless and starving.

I wish everyone had furry ears and a tail.

Granted, but they decide to maul you in a fit of rage.

I wish I wasn't sniffling ;__;

Granted but you're constantly sneezing instead.

I wish that tomorrow was a half day at school.

Granted, but you don't have enough time to take a test, and you fail it.

I wish I had a snack.

Wish granted, but you didn't wish, so never mind. >>;

I wish for a cookie that only I can eat.

//We're not taking any test, so that was moot.//

Granted, but it's deadly.

I wish you all a good night!

//erm... pop quiz?//

Granted, but I have nightmares.

I wish chocolate chip raisins wasn't the worst combo of flavors ever.

//Not even. But good night all! I shall return!//

Granted, but your statement is so wrong.

I wish I had a whole bag of chocolate covered raisins

Granted, but they're rotten.

I wish I lived somewhere else.

Granted, you move next door.

I wish I had stronger bonds with my friends

Granted, but they die soon after.

I wish I knew everything.

Granted, but you die because the purpose of life is to learn.

I wish for no more spanish tests...

Your request was made over a month ago; it dried out, sorry. D:

I wish for another banana nut muffin.

Granted but it has a some weird goo on it.

I wish for my next wish to not be corrupted.

Granted. It's cursed instead. ^^

I wish for a corrupt wish.

Granted, It cancels itself out.

I wish for the ability to make silly string shoot out of my hands.

Wish granted, but that's not silly string. x_x

I wish for activity.

Granted but it won't happen till tonight.

I wish all my wishes were taken back.

Granted but you regress five years.

I wish I had more games to play.

@Silver: Of course. The activity comes while I'm skiing. DX

Granted, but they suck.

I wish for a packet of M&M's.

Granted, but they are really skittles.

I wish for a second head.

Granted, but you have to deal with the second head's horrible singing. Also, the second head only sings showtunes.

I wish for the revival of this game! \o/

Your wish has been granted, but you also accidentally revived a horde of zombies.

I wish for rain. I like rain. Or cold weather. Or something.

Your wish has been granted, however due to the sudden cold weather you have been evicted from your home by a group of migrating penguins

I wish for my homework to complete itself 3: