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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Inkblot on Thu Jan 24, 2013 5:49 pm

Wish granted, but it's all in monopoly money which the opposite player rips apart in jealous rage D:

I wish people wouldn't corrupt my wishes ; ^ ;

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Cerani on Thu Jan 24, 2013 5:50 pm

Granted, but you don't get any more wishes now.

I wish that my computer would somehow magically fix itself.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Silver on Thu Jan 24, 2013 5:51 pm

Granted but it's keys get rearranged and you have to spend 12 years figuring out not only how to use it, but also to change it back.

I wish I understood this stupid analysis assignment.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Zerifachias on Thu Jan 24, 2013 5:53 pm

Granted, but you only manage to complete it after the due date.

I wish the people at Subway weren't so trashy.

Masq Edit: I resent that.

Lol.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Silver on Thu Jan 24, 2013 6:08 pm

Granted, but you gain all of their trashiness and are therefore worse than they originally were.

I wish it wouldn't hail tonight.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Cerani on Thu Jan 24, 2013 7:07 pm

Granted, but you get gale-force hurricane winds instead.

I wish this story would already be written.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Allindur, the Lightfoot on Thu Jan 24, 2013 7:08 pm

Granted. But Inky's new tail breaks a coffee cup and it ruins the story. Forever.


I wish all humans turned into moogles. Kupo.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Cerani on Thu Jan 24, 2013 7:10 pm

Granted, but then monkeys would never exist. D:

I still wish that this story would already be written, but edited as well this time.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Allindur, the Lightfoot on Thu Jan 24, 2013 7:17 pm

Interestingly, I don't regret this wish. Having a pon-pon is much more important than the existance of monkeys.

Granted, but then you get too much free time. In this free time, you decide to seduce a scientist, who proves to be dull and boring, so you leave him. Maddened and griefing, he shuts himself in his room for five years, and discovers cold fusion. A secret agency form the icelandic government manages to steal his papers and develop a high-powered energy canon from that technology. The test phase misfires and hits you in the head.

Enjoy your butterfly effect.


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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Inkblot on Thu Jan 24, 2013 8:04 pm

Granted. But you're snuggling with an androgy short red-headed asian girl who's really "interested" in you that one moment you're not thinking about sex. She's mad that you don't seem to be responding to her advances, so she goes and bitches to somebody. Her older brother overhears this, misunderstands, and castrates you with a spoon D:

I wish I was like, a few inches shorter TT ___ TT *secruts secruts*

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Silver on Thu Jan 24, 2013 8:07 pm

Granted, but everyone gains six and a half feet so you're extremely tiny.

I wish a certain someone would stop beating around the bush and just tell me they like me already.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Inkblot on Thu Jan 24, 2013 8:14 pm

Granted, but the certain someone isn't who you think it is Surprised




I wish I could draw hands right >:I

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Silver on Thu Jan 24, 2013 8:28 pm

Granted, but then everyone's hands fall off and are replaced by feet, which you aren't able to draw either.

I wish I had some Dr Pepper.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Masquerade on Thu Jan 24, 2013 8:35 pm

Granted, but it's flat.

I wish I had a car. :I

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Silver on Thu Jan 24, 2013 8:36 pm

Granted, but it has no engine or seats.

I wish I had six fingers on each hand so I could play some awesome chords on the piano.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Cerani on Thu Jan 24, 2013 8:37 pm

Granted, but all you can do is play chords one at a time, and eventually you get arthritis and can't play anymore. D:

I wish my brain could be less creepy on some things, and sabotage me a little less.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Inkblot on Thu Jan 24, 2013 8:39 pm

Granted, but you get so into the music one day that you flip the instrument over and it crushed all of your bones :o


I wish more girls wore ties x w x

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Allindur, the Lightfoot on Thu Jan 24, 2013 8:47 pm

@Cerani: Granted, but on the other hand it gains freedom, grows wings and flies away, bursting your skull in the process.

@Ink: Granted, but scarfs are now ties and now scarfs, so girls wear scarfs that are ties, and you like scarfs that are ties.

I'm such a monster wish-granting machine.

I wish IP block didn't exist.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Cerani on Thu Jan 24, 2013 8:57 pm

Ooo, granted. But it's only because the we now have a world government that strictly monitors internet use.

I wish that my skills as a writer would fucking level up.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Inkblot on Thu Jan 24, 2013 8:59 pm

Granted, but then you get writer's block and the pressure of power builds up until you asplode o n o

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Cerani on Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:00 pm

Granted, but we become obsessed fans who stalk your bedroom window.

I wish that my internet worked better than sattelite internet.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Gist on Sun Jun 02, 2013 3:13 pm

Granted, but you'd never be able to access this forum ever again. ; ;

I wish that I knew how to speak Spanish.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Cerani on Sun Jun 02, 2013 3:15 pm

Granted, but your accent is terrible and anyone who speaks it makes fun of you for it. :<

I wish that I could move to Canada now.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Gist on Sun Jun 02, 2013 3:38 pm

Granted, but you don't know enough French to stay for more than three years. :<

I wish that I was good at roleplaying! XD

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Cerani on Sun Jun 02, 2013 3:43 pm

I'd have to learn French? I'm terrible at French. Balls.

Er, granted, but nobody wants to play with you. You intimidate them D:

I wish that I could speak French, fluently.

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