Corrupt-A-Wish

Wish granted, but it's all in monopoly money which the opposite player rips apart in jealous rage D:

I wish people wouldn't corrupt my wishes ; ^ ;

Granted, but you don't get any more wishes now.

I wish that my computer would somehow magically fix itself.

Granted, but you only manage to complete it after the due date.

I wish the people at Subway weren't so trashy.

Masq Edit: I resent that.

Lol.

Granted, but you get gale-force hurricane winds instead.

I wish this story would already be written.

Granted. But Inky's new tail breaks a coffee cup and it ruins the story. Forever.


I wish all humans turned into moogles. Kupo.

Granted, but then monkeys would never exist. D:

I still wish that this story would already be written, but edited as well this time.

Interestingly, I don't regret this wish. Having a pon-pon is much more important than the existance of monkeys.

Granted, but then you get too much free time. In this free time, you decide to seduce a scientist, who proves to be dull and boring, so you leave him. Maddened and griefing, he shuts himself in his room for five years, and discovers cold fusion. A secret agency form the icelandic government manages to steal his papers and develop a high-powered energy canon from that technology. The test phase misfires and hits you in the head.

Enjoy your butterfly effect.


I wish I wasn't thinking about sexual stuff ALL the time. Just most of it.

Granted. But you're snuggling with an androgy short red-headed asian girl who's really "interested" in you that one moment you're not thinking about sex. She's mad that you don't seem to be responding to her advances, so she goes and bitches to somebody. Her older brother overhears this, misunderstands, and castrates you with a spoon D:

I wish I was like, a few inches shorter TT ___ TT *secruts secruts*

Granted, but the certain someone isn't who you think it is




I wish I could draw hands right >:I

Granted, but it's flat.

I wish I had a car. :I

Granted, but all you can do is play chords one at a time, and eventually you get arthritis and can't play anymore. D:

I wish my brain could be less creepy on some things, and sabotage me a little less.

Granted, but you get so into the music one day that you flip the instrument over and it crushed all of your bones :o


I wish more girls wore ties x w x

Cerani says: You're a bit late, dear. ;P

@Cerani: Granted, but on the other hand it gains freedom, grows wings and flies away, bursting your skull in the process.

@Ink: Granted, but scarfs are now ties and now scarfs, so girls wear scarfs that are ties, and you like scarfs that are ties.

I'm such a monster wish-granting machine.

I wish IP block didn't exist.

Ooo, granted. But it's only because the we now have a world government that strictly monitors internet use.

I wish that my skills as a writer would fucking level up.

Granted, but then you get writer's block and the pressure of power builds up until you asplode o n o

I wish that people who were interested would come watch me doodle around here ; w ; https://join.me/353-963-374

Granted, but we become obsessed fans who stalk your bedroom window.

I wish that my internet worked better than sattelite internet.

Granted, but you'd never be able to access this forum ever again. ; ;

I wish that I knew how to speak Spanish.

Granted, but your accent is terrible and anyone who speaks it makes fun of you for it. :<

I wish that I could move to Canada now.

Granted, but you don't know enough French to stay for more than three years. :<

I wish that I was good at roleplaying! XD

I'd have to learn French? I'm terrible at French. Balls.

Er, granted, but nobody wants to play with you. You intimidate them D:

I wish that I could speak French, fluently.