Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted, but that depends on my definition of the word "wish".

I wish I'd never stop wishing by not wishing.

SCREW YOU! -Blows up-

I wish for a wish that would allow me to wish not to have any wishes.

Granted, but that depends on your definition of wish, which may be wrong. Meaning you're still wishing.

I wish for lolz.

Granted... but Lolz does nothing.

I wish for a kitten.

Granted, but it has a brain disorder and eats rat poison.

I wish for a mutated horse-rat.

Granted, but it's so mutaded, it eats you.

I Wish for a awesome goldfish...

Granted, but the goldfish is allergic to water. Thus, rendering its existence moot.

I wish for a sexy lover.

Granted, but The're a jerk.

I wish for someone that didn't look down on me.

Granted, but they're physically taller than you so you're screwed.

I wish for an inflatable bumblebee!

Granted, but it pops itself with its own stinger.

I wish for a miracle.

Granted, but then a literalistic shows up.

I wish for a full ride to college

Granted, but it's not worth it.

I wish my senior project was done already.

Wish granted, yet the project's result fails. Miserably.

I wish for a nonexistent wish.

Granted, but you cause a hole in reality. We all die.

I wish for . . . a new computer!

Wish granted. This 'new' computer was created in the year 1999. Have fun.

I wish for... Um...

An idea for a wish!

Granted, but it's a horrible idea.

I wish for an actually new, and better than the one I currently own, computer

Wish granted, it crashes two days after you buy it.

I wish for a cookie.

Granted, but it I eat it.

I wish I didn't have parents.

granted, but then your childhood is ruined, you live your life out on the street, and die of malaria in a back alley of NYC.

I wish I had texting

Granted but it costs $5 per word.

I wish to do well on my presentation to the judges.

//I don't want to destroy that wish bc I like it and I want it to come true for me too//

Granted, but then you have to present 5 more times afterwords because it was so good.
1. to the whole school
2. to the County
3. to the state
4. to the Country
5. To the world.

//Hah, I wouldn't make it past number 1!//

I wish I could use a cliche wish here, like 'I wish you had made a wish'.

Granted but it's not funny.

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

Granted, but now you're ailed by insomnia.

I wish I didn't have to go to school.