Corrupt-A-Wish

Wish is impossible to complete. ._.

I wish for 5 stars.

Granted. 5 falling stars crash into you from the heavens! >=3

I wish the moon would crash into the earth! XD

Granted, but you're the only one that gets hurt.

I wish I could kill Durn.

Granted. But Durn comes back to life.

I wish that Durn would post in the rp again.

(Which one?) Wish granted, but it breaks all rules of RPing.

I wish for Natsuhi's Shotgun. [/fanboy]

Granted, but I steal it and shoot you.

I wish that I was smarter...

Granted, but you're too smart. Your brain ASPLODES! D:

I wish for a second series of Umineko.

Granted, but it fails.

I wish for some nutty nutcrackers. ^^

Wish granted, but they give you food poisoning.

I wish for a rainbow!

Granted, but it smacks you in the face D:

I wish for a cure for AIDS!

Wish granted, but everyone who took the vaccine/cure for it instantly transformed into a Ravi. D:

I wish for a flower. XD

Granted, but it dies.

I wish that I had something that could do anything.

Wish granted, but you lose it.

I wish for a lifeless rock.

Oh shoot.

Granted, but you're in Soviet Russia, and in Soviet Russia, rocks MOVE!!!!

I wish Durn would stop going to Soviet Russia. D:

Granted, but he goes insane and kills you.

I wish that I had 100 cakes.

Granted, but you're in Soviet Russia too. And in Soviet Russia, cakes eat you.

I wish for world peace~

Wish granted, but in Soviet Russia, world peace wishes... For you? XD

I wish for a rock, and his name shall be Robert IV.

Granted, but he kills you.

I wish that you people would all be nice.

Granted, but in Soviet Russia, nice be all would people...?

I wish all this Soviet Russia talk would stop. .-.

Granted, but I kill everyone that ignores me (RANDOMNESS!)

I wish that I wasn't pissed off.

Wish granted, but everyone is now pissed off at you.

I wish for a shark that couldn't eat me, abuse me, hurt me, run away, or do anything at all.

Granted, but I eat it.

I wish that I wasn't allergic to anything.

Wish granted, but you die.[/unoriginal]

I wish for PalinAsPresident! :3

Granted, but I assassinate her.

I wish that we would stop with the politics.

Wish granted, but we talk about Satan.

I wish for a watermelon. :3